Under 38? Are you intimidated by

[Pixie]

Oh, of course...

I'm so intimidated...It makes me *swoon*

 

[perks]

hurting muffie

I think that means I wrote in something other than third person.

 

[unclej]

as one of the "elders" here i'd like to share my new credo with everyone...

you only grow old once but if you work at it you can stay immature forever....

excuse me, time for my geritol and afternoon nap....

 

[freescorfr]

as one of the "elders" here i'd like to share my new credo with everyone...

you only grow old once but if you work at it you can stay immature forever....

excuse me, time for my geritol and afternoon nap....

UncleJ aren't you one of the oldest seniors here? In France we all no what "siesta" means.

Always stay in the first person, Perkie-Babe, it's the cosiest place to be.

Pixie, I'm sure unclej and I adore the swoons.

 

[unclej]

i guess i am one of the oldest...turned 55 in dec...and i will admit to being adicted to a little nap in the afternoon...especially today...a big ole bunch of my family came in to town for easter and my mom's birthday and we partied, drank whiskey and played "remember when" until about 2:30 this morning...the last car full just left and the dishes are done and i have my peace and quiet back...

and i'll take a good swoon anytime..

 

[Lasz]

I just feel you are a bunch of old farts

But really I guess I kind of look up to you old geezers, got to respect the guy that logs on to a porn board because he has no use for his Viagra other then to wack off in front of the screen.

J/K

Laz, the immature one

 

[freescorfr]

I just feel you are a bunch of old farts

But really I guess I kind of look up to you old geezers, got to respect the guy that logs on to a porn board because he has no use for his Viagra other then to wack off in front of the screen.

J/K

Laz, the immature one

That's kind Laz. I met an old fart once on the ferry back to England when I sneaked in with the lorry drivers for a free dinner. He was with a young red-head and said he'd tried out viagra and had got a hard-on that lasted 3 days. Driving his lorry was difficult he said - but the girl vouched for it. Can you beat 3 days Laz.

And how does the mechanics of it work anyway. I'm still too young to know.

 

[Pixie]

Just so typical of you old guys...
Taking advantage of a poor innocent little me when I'm swooning and
therefore can't defend myself...

*swoon* *swoon* *swoon*

 

[freescorfr]

Just so typical of you old guys...
Taking advantage of a poor innocent little me when I'm swooning and
therefore can't defend myself...

*swoon* *swoon* *swoon*

Caught you pixie, just before you hit the tundra. Fancy a sauna?

 

[Ishmael]

??????????

It's true. I'm intimidated. People intimidate me. I have trouble in conversations with other people because I'm very timid and I'm just afraid that I'll be rejected. Or worse. I can' handle confontation, it intimidates me, too.

I am a shy wilting flower cast adrift in an ocean of sharks.

Please don't hurt me.

Huh??????????? Call the authorities. Someone is impersonating KM.

Uh oh, UncleJ is a young sprout. Maybe I should get off the boards.

Benefits of age;

Young Bull - "Let's run down there and fuck one of those heifers."

Old Bull - "Nah, let's walk down and fuck'em all."

Ishmael

 

[Pixie]

Funny you should mention that....

Caught you pixie, just before you hit the tundra. Fancy a sauna?

The sauna I mean...
Was going to do that tonight, but decided to drink and surf on the net instead So I'll do that tomorrow...After I clean the place up, the guys left a mess when they used it and I always end up having to do the cleaning...

Oh, and thank you for catching me.. you are so kind

 

[Starfish]

the wisdom of us who have a lot, lot more experience than you?

I know you can't see age on the board, but you must feel a bit cowed by our posts. A quietly, confident sagacity.

You see, I know it must be there, and you're hiding the deference you actually feel. This is bad for you.

Let it out - show your reverence. Don't inhibit yoursleves, let the adulation flow for those of us who are full of learned, wise advice.

I don't know if this was said, but age does not determine experiance.

 

[SINthysist]

I am a product of two cultures

One that venerates age.
One that venerates youth.
So I am balanced at middle age...

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Starfish........?

I don't know if this was said, but age does not determine experiance.

Are you sure you want to take this position?

Really?

RhumbRunner

 

[Guest]

Although I'm just a lowly lurker (yeah, my opinion holds very little weight), I think the majority of people on this board with the most wisdom are UNDER 38.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Well I'm 39 in a few weeks, so I consider myself not to old and not to young...... just perfect for the pick'in.....

 

[unclej]

anybody want to guess the age of unregistered lurker....i would but i'm too busy being wise....

 

[Ishmael]

Nope

anybody want to guess the age of unregistered lurker....i would but i'm too busy being wise....

Not me, I'm to busy being obfusacious and nebulous. I do remember being sophmoric once though.

Ishmael

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Nope

obfusacious - nebulous - sophmoric

That's it I can't be mature, I havn't got a clue what those words mean, lol

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re: Nope

That's it I can't be mature, I havn't got a clue what those words mean, lol

Ahhhhhhhh, the budding of wisdom. The realization of knowing what you don't know.

Come over here dear and have a seat. I'll explain the words to you.

Ishmael

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: Nope

Come over here dear and have a seat. I'll explain the words to you.

Ummm to I have to bring my good manners that my Mother taught me years ago?

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Nope

Ummm to I have to bring my good manners that my Mother taught me years ago?

Attentiveness will suffice, manners are optional. I'm sure that there are many other lessons that you've learned that can be brought to the sofa. I see no need to restrict yourself to only those taught by your mother.

Ishmael

 

[Wiggles]

Sometimes I do feel intimidated by the knowledge and wisdom that the elders have acquired.

Then, I stop and think to myself, I get to wipe my own ass for the next forty or so years. Then I just smile and move on.

 

[Starfire]

Sometimes I do feel intimidated by the knowledge and wisdom that the elders have acquired.

Then, I stop and think to myself, I get to wipe my own ass for the next forty or so years. Then I just smile and move on.

This made me smile.......... thank you

 

[AusTess]

I'm 32.
Not 33 til July.
Which seems to vcome around quicker every fucking year.



And yes,you old people make me feel stupid.