Uncharacteristic Threads

OUTSIDER said:
Shy Tall Guy, "Why windows is the best operating system ever"
Actually I could make an argument for Win NT - what I would never write would be "Why you should learn BASIC, the best programming language ever".
 
REALLY??? WOW!

BlondGirl said:
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HardkoreBJ: I am really Lobito.

Lobito: I am really HardkoreBJ.


Ok, listen BG, not even I am can act THAT stupid. IF it were possible, then I'd happily be thanking the academy, and MOST all of you here at Lit, when they announced my name at the Oscars. Would I really be able to pull something like that off? I seriously doubt it.
 
Shy Tall Guy said:
Of course not Kitten - we all know you have some little smidgeon of shame left inside somewhere. :D :p

Yeah - I think it's tucked back there in the cobwebs with my inhibition
 
Re: REALLY??? WOW!

lobito said:


Ok, listen BG, not even I am can act THAT stupid. IF it were possible, then I'd happily be thanking the academy, and MOST all of you here at Lit, when they announced my name at the Oscars. Would I really be able to pull something like that off? I seriously doubt it.

Lobito darling,

Isn't this thread devoted to the things we are LEAST likely to see from specific individuals?

Put your hackles down and let me scratch your back for a moment.... Now, don't you feel better already?
 
WriterDom: Why I'm giving my bondage bench to Goodwill

Nessus: Art sucks, and erotic art sucks harder.

juicylips: No, Cassidy isn't my real name either.

GillyBean: I'm not really preggers! Just joshin' ya!

Never: I'm just a girl who can't say no. I'm in a terrible fix!
 
BlondGirl

I know it's about LEAST, just simply agreeing in some odd way with how unlikely it really WOULD be.

Now then, about the scratching... a little lower, eh?
 
Just speaking for myself...

lobito
The most erotic experience of my youth was when Gramps and Granny were banging away against the other side of the bedroom wall.

cymbidia
I've decided I am going to come out publicly with my fetishes. Everyone, please be sure to watch the news tonight since I am going to be streaking the Govenor's winter ball with my coolest nipple shields on. Can I get someone to videotaope the news clips for me?

Kymberley
I only want a man with a huge monster dick.

Blondgirl
I believe it is society's rsponsibility to raise the children born in it.

celiaKitten
Dancing sucks.

Shy Tall Guy
I am gonna find me a tattooed woman on a Harley and make her mine, but only after she has proven her love by bearing at least 3 kids for me.

OUTSIDER
I aspire to be more refined and dignified. I swear to never again exhibit anything that another soul could find shocking.

p_p_man
I have posted over 4000 times in less than 9 months. This is obviously a sign of addiction. I'm giving up cold turkey. Farewell everyone!

Never
The worst thing I ever did was leave home. It ruined my life!

Siren
I am feeling downright snuggly today. I sure wish I could just get all of us together to sit in a circle and sing Kum bah ya while I play my guitar.

CelestialBody
Birth control is a bad, evil thing. It should be banned.

Myst
WriterDom, my man says he is cool with me flying out to spend the weekend with you. Can you pick me up at the airport on Friday afternoon? (Oh, and he told me that I had better come home good and tired.)

Problem Child
How does everyone like my new Jim Bakker AV?

SimplySouthern
I am tossing all my Madonna CD's.

Desert Amazon
My only complaint about living here in the mountains is that it is just not cold enough!

miles
I promise to only post loving things about my fellow man (and woman) today. If it is not positive, it won't come from my keyboard.

Dixon Carter Lee
All you people who think that my Lit-name means I am a woman...well...I am not. But I do secretly wish to be.

LadyDarkFire
Yayati has begun to grow on me. I get excited when I see he has posted again and I rush to read it immediately.

:p
 
Laurel - Fuck off already, will you and just let me get some rest!

cymbidia - "A nilla like cymbidia is mighty nice... a nilla... cymbidia nilla for sale... (with Mush-Mouse and Pumpkin-Puss and Rickochet Rabbit and Droop-Along)"

Manu - Hey everybody I just hit 1,000 posts!!!
 
p_p_man said:
Cheyenne: What was the name of, oh you know who, he went to, where was it now, somewhere up north I think.


Okay, you people know me WAY too well. All of them are good examples of threads I'd never start, but YOURS really did make me laugh. Well, so did the one about me loving living in debt. But that one first made my skin crawl so it doesn't count. :D
 
Did not mean to leave you out of the "recent" list

pabloback
Please quit sending me e-mails and PM's about how shy and introverted I am.
 
Dillinger
Too bad Marilyn Manson wasn't around to show Alice Cooper how to really perform back when I was younger. It would have altered the face of music for the better!

Cheyenne
Guess what I found on e-bay today!!! An Epilady. I have always wanted one. I can't wait for it to get here!
 
Ok who is this masked man and where does he come from?

:p
 
Mischka: Can someone please find me a good BDSM-themed av?

Cheyenne: Can someone please find me a good BDSM-themed av?

KillerMuffin: Can someone please find me a good BDSM-themed av?

ProblemChild: Can someone please find me a good BDSM-themed av?

Samauri: Can someone please find me a good BDSM-themed av?

WeirdHarold: Can someone please find me a good BDSM-themed av?

Dillinger: I despise slutty women.

:p
 
cymbidia said:
Mischka: Can someone please find me a good BDSM-themed av?
I was just about to post that thread. I'm especially looking for one that's at least half naked, please. And the raunchier, the better.

(Um, cym, I assume that's not a button in your av. What is that? I'm stumped.)
 
It's beautiful, is it not?

Oh Mischka! My little sheltered one...
;)

This is the universally accepted symbol for someone who bends toward the practice of BDSM someplace in thier life. The one in the pic is mine, it's a pendant. I have a pewter one hanging from my keychain, too.



http://members.aol.com/quagmyr/meaning.htm

The BDSM emblem has no "obvious" symbolism because it was created to be enigmatic. To the vanilla observer who would be put off by BDSM, it is merely an attractive piece of jewelry. Thus, we can wear it freely as a friendly salute, nod, and wink to other BDSMers we should happen to pass on the sidewalks and in the hallways of our daily lives.

To the insider, however, the Emblem is full of meaning.

The three divisions represent the various threesomes of BDSM. First of all, the three divisions of BDSM itself: B&D, D&S, and S&M. Secondly, the three-way creed of BDSM behavior: Safe, Sane, and Consensual. Thirdly, the three divisions of our community: Tops, Bottoms, and Switches.

It is this third symbolism that gives meaning to the holes in each unit. Since BDSM is at the very least a play style and at its greatest a love style, the holes represent the incompleteness of any individual within the BDSM context. However "together" and "whole" individuals may be, there remains a void within them that can only be filled by a complimentary other. BDSM cannot be done alone.

The resemblance to a three-way variation on the Yin-Yang symbol is not accidental. As the curved outline of Yin and Yang represent the hazy border between where one ends and the other begins, so do the curved borders here represent the indistinct divisions between B&D, D&S, and S&M.

The metal and metallic color of the medallion represents the chains or irons of BDSM servitude/ownership. The three inner fields are black, representing a celebration of the controlled dark side of BDSM sexuality.

The curved lines themselves can be seen as a stylized depiction of a lash as it swings, or even an arm in motion to deliver an erotic spanking. The all-embracing circle, of course, represents the overlying unity of it all and the oneness of a community that protects its own.
 
It looks like the Ryu Kyu Kempo symbol.

(Okinawan Te, Chinese Hand, Empty Hand, Karate)

Whack, whack, I guess...
 
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