Uncharacteristic Threads

[RisiaSkye]

Hey now, only half of what I say is sarcastic.

Which, of course, makes it entirely impossible for a simpleton like me to ever know which half is sincere.

Hmmm, you must have missed the thread where I introduced sexy-girl to militant separatist lesbianism. She said she hated all men and she growled.

Sorry to have missed that one.

 

[cymbidia]

I had a basement full of teenagers grinding pizza and soda into off-white 100% wool Berber capeting tonight and listening to music i don't like at high volume: i HATE children.

I try to inform my daughter and her friends of the wildly interestings tidbits of natural science as we drive to mall to drop them for a few hours safely ensconsed in thier preferred wombs, but they implore me to turn the music on instead: fuck teaching.

Y'all hurt my feelings when you called me unapproachable and mean and and stuff today cuz i'm not fucking unapproachable, anyone can send me a pm at any time and i'll even goddam respond to it unless it's nasty (and then i'll forward it to all my friends and claim authorship)... and don't you fucking forget it: ~sniffle~ mean people suck.

And MS... uh... well...



Actually, i love teenagers, i love teaching, i love Lit, and i love MS.
You got me, Risia.

 

[modest mouse]

AskACumSlut, modest mouse: I have NO opinions, I'm taking suggestions...

I would, indeed, never make such a claim.


(Sidenote to DumbSlut...just because Risia chose to bond CumSlut and I does not mean we are the same person. Please cease and desist your accusations before I make you live up to your moniker. Thanks in advance.)

 

[*Lazer*]

Yeah Cym!!! How did you know? Alex is really a leather tartan kilt clad militant Master type with a large sporran hanging from each nipple who chases me about on Prince street wearing a Prince Charles mask. ((grins))

I don't find anyone on this board intimidating. I guess I look at it this place like a party. You find some folks that are genuine and some who just have a bit too much ego to see them as time worthy. It really doesn't matter what I think as I come here to read the stories (yes really) and have a laugh or two. This thread has been just that a bit of a chuckle so thanks for the grins folks. You made me laugh Cym thanks!

 

[sexy-girl]

Hmmm, you must have missed the thread where I introduced sexy-girl to militant separatist lesbianism. She said she hated all men and she growled.

yep and no guys even dared post in that thread i was scary

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Fly on the wall: I went to a kegger and got fucking torn and picked up four sluts and used those bitches till they bled.

I think my character is going through a metomorphisis.

yep and no guys even dared post in that thread i was scary

I want to see this thread hehe.

 

[Kymberley]

Re: Re: wow

Yep......and you thought you made it with a lezzie!..........

lol


You know I would not bother to cyber with a chicklet.


Just honestly hadn't thought about "her" in a while. I remember something about "her" being stalked and leaving lit. But that was about all I could remember until you and bratty mentioned her.

 

[lavender]

 

[freescorfr]

Killer Muffin How I liberate my inner compassion

p_p_man Stuff politics, I just want pussy.

Riff Which is the best off-shore tax haven?

Lavender Why reason is the slave of the passions

Dillinger Words are simply inadequate

 

[Dillinger]

lavy - Why I hate women.

Tortoise - Fuck randomness

KM - I am not really a goddess

Rubyfruit - Don't you just hate the taste of cum?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

SYNthysist/AJ/Markov Cain: Extensive details on how my FBI case against Literotica is proceeding

 

[VanB]

Juicylips - I would like to be taken as a deep thinking philospopher, to hell with sexual frivolity.

Maddybaby - in praise of male genitalia

Morgy - God is in his heaven all is right with the world and I have a happy and fulfilling life

*BratCat* - The life and times of a nun

T.H. Oughts - 101 reasons not to post at Lit

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Juicylips - I would like to be taken as a deep thinking philospopher, to hell with sexual frivolity.

Maddybaby - in praise of male genitalia

Morgy - God is in his heaven all is right with the world and I have a happy and fulfilling life

*BratCat* - The life and times of a nun

T.H. Oughts - 101 reasons not to post at Lit

lmao

 

[DustyWolfe]

Nessus- Why I Love Men
RawHumor-Why I hate Southpark
DCL- Why MENSA sucks
Ginny- Why I hate reptiles

 

[VanB]

lmao

Morgy

Hope all is well

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Nessus- Why I Love Men

I would just like to ponit out that she does, either that or I've gone lesbian again.

 

[Weevil]

EBW : Kristy Swanson is a DOG. I'd fuck Ricki Lake any day!

I recognize and understand the jocularity within this thread, really I do.

But this is not something we joke about. Ever.