Uncharacteristic Threads

[lavender]

Re: LOL

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: LOL

Lavender : Like, oh my gawd! I like, soooo need a manicure!

Shit you are right

 

[Starfish]

Nasty: Fuck this shit. Why your poo is a bad thing...

Lavender: Never say Never.

Mischka: Glue Factory Field Trip. Why Horses are better dead than alive....

Blushing Rose: Flowers are for fuckheads

KoalaBear: Plants that should 'wink out' first... Eucalyptus.

Bratcat: My real ass unveiled.

MysteryJKR: Man I hate George Lucas. What a talentless fucktard.

Blondgirl: Why dead, dehydrated lizards make good rearview mirror orniments.

LemonDroppe: We shorties.

Valdimer, Ravenloft, Xander: Beer sucks. Bring on the Earl Grey tea.

ppman: Licking the ass of America. Why I am leaving this shithole Called Enland.

Yogibear: HEEEEEEY BO BO! Whatcha got in dat dere pic-i-nick basket?

Paganangel: I am not telling you shit about my life. Fuck off.

Fly on the wall: I went to a kegger and got fucking torn and picked up four sluts and used those bitches till they bled.

Todd: I got laid!

Juicylips: Feminine dryness. An Anthology...

And I'm spent....

 

[Simply Me]

Ren: The dangers of masturbation.
Bratcat: Why you shouldn't powerwash your deck in a bikini.
Shylady: A thread without licks, grinds, or bumps.





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[lavender]

 

[pabloback]

siren
what is a wanker?
killer muffin
would a wonder bra improve my figure?
schoolteacher
edukayshun is a waist of thyme!
desert amazon
it is sooo cold where i live

 

[Siren]

ok me now

 

[lavender]

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

• Lavy: The US should mind its own business and stay out of world affairs.
• PC: The more cocks the merrier, I always say.
• DCL: I'm clearly inferior to everyone else here.
• Laurel: What we need around here is someone to tell us what we should and shouldn't say.
• PPMan: England is a weak has-been nation struggling to accept that it's a ghost of its former self. I'm ridiculously envious of America for being what England should be, so I criticize America at every possible opportunity.
  
  Also: Can we make George W. Bush king of Europe?
• UncleBill: If only all politicians could be as honest and upstanding as Bill Clinton...
• Cheyenne: Viva la pubes!

 

[Siren]

hahaaha TOUCHE"S lavykins.........good one

 

[lavender]

 

[Angel]

Todd : I don't give a shit about American Politics, and I am leaving Literotica to worship the devil on a farm in Iowa.


Dixon Carter Lee : I am Fred Jones and I sell insurance for a firm in Wisconsin.


Yayati : How about we get together at my house? I look forward to meeting all of you wonderful people!

Unregistered: *bratcat* has beautiful eyes, Angel is a nice person who is well loved, Cymbidia is my hero and NSW is a kind and loving person who I hope to see lead a long, full life.

EBW : Kristy Swanson is a DOG. I'd fuck Ricki Lake any day!

 

[sexy-girl]

sexy-girl - Did you get this one, or have I lost you.

lavender - im really a man and never's my sex kitten

cheyenne - women should really stay at home after all men are so much better at that smart stuff

april-wine - im too busy right now tell your problems to someone that cares

cymbidia - im not sure isnt spanking someone a bit too kinky ?

never F**K (remove the stars)

laurel - im deleting all your posts that talk about stuff i dont like

ppman - england should become the next state in america

killermuffin - guns should be just for the police and the army

 

[crystalhunting]

Crystalhunting: Oh hell! Sand, rocks, coal--what is the difference?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

thanks for remembering me.



CH

 

[Valdimer]

Valdimer, Ravenloft, Xander: Beer sucks. Bring on the Earl Grey tea.

And how did you know Star Trek: TNG was my fave of them all???

(Get it??? oh...nevermind....)

Beer sucks? Blasmphemy!!! *powerslams a beer*

I must now pray to the porcelin god and redeem you starfish!

 

[registered "^^"]

Re: of course I aint, vert!

I AM married!

Best one yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BlondGirl]

thanks for remembering me.

CH

How could anyone forget you?

 

[plasticman33]

Problem Child - No, KillerMuffin I do NOT want to fuck you!

KillerMuffin - I hate Nutella.

Never - I met a man and fallen deeply in love.

Love you too, hon!

 

[Cheyenne]

• Cheyenne: Viva la pubes!

Ha. Before you'd see that from me, you'd see one with the title "101 reasons why I love Shadowsource."

 

[Cheyenne]

Dixon Carter Lee : I am Fred Jones and I sell insurance for a firm in Wisconsin.

Close, Angel. Fred Jones is a black guy who sells Pontiacs at the dealership he owns in Wisconsin. One of the few black owners in the world of car dealerships, he has been very successful for at least the last 20 years.

Hmmm... maybe he IS DCL...

 

[celiaKitten]

Fly_On_wall: Quit yer bitching! I don't care!

Mellon Collie: Ugh! I am so not snuggling with you

Shy Tall Guy: 10 reasons why you should never even think about dating a younger woman.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

celiakitten - CAT'S ARE EVIL!!!!

 

[gridiron]

Hmmmm..

How about these..

yayati: America rules! Go Rundee Go!

p_p_man: The EU is nothing compared to US

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Laurel: I'm sick of cats, especially in costumes.
STP- Yayati is my friend
Lavender- Why would I use my brain?
KillerMuffin- I want to be KidRock1's Love Slave
Ravenloft- I'm sick of having a sense of humor
Renegade- (As in not posting, at all)
Rubyfruit- Let's just forget this is a porn board and all pray instead
Todd- I started an Orgy
KR1- I've decided to apologize for how I've been acting since I got here
yayati- I'll shut up now
Dillenger- Mythology? Books? What are those?
Problem Child- I'm moving in with yayati and KR1

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Dixon Carter Lee : I am Fred Jones and I sell insurance for a firm in Wisconsin.

Shoot me. Shoot me now.