oggbashan
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When Theocritus guarded his flock
He piped in the shade of a rock
It is said that his Muse
Was one of the ewes
With a bum like a pink hollyhock
There once was a laddie of Neep
Who demanded everything cheap.
When he wanted to screw
There was nothing to do
But take out his passion on sheep.
There was a young lady called Sutton
Who said, as she carved up the mutton,
"My father preferred
The last sheep in the herd -
This is one of his children I'm cuttin'."
There was a young gaucho named Bruno
Who said "Screwing is one thing I do know.
A woman is fine,
A sheep is divine,
But a llama is Numero Uno."
All from "The Limerick, Vol 1" by G.Legman Panther Books 1976
Og
He piped in the shade of a rock
It is said that his Muse
Was one of the ewes
With a bum like a pink hollyhock
There once was a laddie of Neep
Who demanded everything cheap.
When he wanted to screw
There was nothing to do
But take out his passion on sheep.
There was a young lady called Sutton
Who said, as she carved up the mutton,
"My father preferred
The last sheep in the herd -
This is one of his children I'm cuttin'."
There was a young gaucho named Bruno
Who said "Screwing is one thing I do know.
A woman is fine,
A sheep is divine,
But a llama is Numero Uno."
All from "The Limerick, Vol 1" by G.Legman Panther Books 1976
Og
