Ummmm ......

[MathGirl]

Did I mention that I recently went on a cruise through the Panama Canal? If I didn't, would you like to hear about it?
MG

 

[NoJo]

why i'd love to

 

[Guest]

Dear Maths,

Yes, please. Start at the very, very beginning (like maybe the day you were born).

sincerely, Perdita

 

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

There's a canal? Across Panama?

 

[The_Fool]

Please do. Just don't talk about mosquitoes....

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA

Why not?

However, unlike Perdita, I think you need to start with the first meeting between your parents plus an exhaustive account of the pre-voyage relationship between you and that bridge playiing dude you married.

And for one of the mandatory digressions, what about a detailed history of the Panama Canal plus some more insight on that enchanting nearby island. Oh yes, please be sure to include more about the D/FW airport.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[snooper]

And for those of us so inclined a proper (i.e. mathematical) treatment of the water flows in the canal.

 

[dirtylover]

Hey snooper, do you live in Merthyr Tydfil, or however you spell it? If so, what's it like? I kind of imagine the whole of South Wales being a bit rubbish really, cos I'm a 'gog'.


PANAMA CANAL- love to hear about it. Not as much as an ANAL CAPA MAN though.

 

[Guest]

 

[NoJo]

bloody hell, she still hasn't posted. Brace yourselves for a big one...

 

[dirtylover]

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