umm... hi?

[Stella_Omega]

There isn't really all that much butt sex. We just write about it a lot.

What's the difference?
Welcome, t&t!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I don't even remember what butt sex is like. It's been way too long

 

[Boxlicker101]

What's the difference?
Welcome, t&t!

It's a lot more fun doing it than writing about it, although writing or reading is fun too.

HOLD ON THERE!! This thread is in danger of being hijacked!

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Hi.

I'm usually right--its tragic, really. Welcome.

 

[cloudy]

Hi.

I'm usually right--its tragic, really. Welcome.

You're a legend in your own mind.

 

[rgraham666]

You're a legend in your own mind.

Don't be like that, cloudy. You should be pleased he deigns to even acknowledge the existence of people as low as us, never mind endlessly dispense his perfect wisdom.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

You're a legend in your own mind.

Well, I /did/ say it was "tragic".

Don't be like that, cloudy. You should be pleased he deigns to even acknowledge the existence of people as low as us, never mind endlessly dispense his perfect wisdom.

A righteous shame, categorizing people as low or not.

 

[Guest]

Hi.

I'm usually right--its tragic, really. Welcome.

What's tragic is -

Oh, never mind.

There are just too many fun ways to go with this post.

 

[MagicaPractica]

the Newbie Support Thread is here. It has answers to just about any question you can come up with about the AH.

Don't be shy.....virgins are a delicacy around here.

All you really need to know are these:

1) the answer to THE question is currently around 7 days.
2) the answer to all other questions is 42
3) No pink or politics allowed in Abstrusions
4) If you venture into a political thread, please supply your own flame retardant lingerie (and I'm one of the worst offenders at times).
5) Never, ever call Svenskaflicka "sven."
6) Keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times.
7) If you must post on the General Board, please disinfect before coming back.

Welcome

eta: I'm a bitch, but today's been a decent day

Very good, but we all know that by now. What's the question?

 

[MagicaPractica]

is there an appropriate way to introduce myself? i dont know any of the customs around here so pleeeeeeease dont flame me if theres a newbie hello thraed i didnt see!

um, i like porn. i write a lot of romance stories, mostt of them personal.

hi-o

Hi! Welcome to the AH!

 

[English Lady]

Hi.

I'm usually right--its tragic, really. Welcome.

Note to TnT - Joe is also controversial - many people never, ever agree with him if they can at all help it

this is what I was saying about those political type threads -they spill over all over he place, and it can get kinda messy.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I think we scared the virgin away. He or she hasn't posted since the thread started.

 

[Ladyd33]

Hi T & T. Welcome to the nuthouse!

hey, im new here too, but ive been reading the stories on here for awhile now...but im still trying to see what type of intresting people are on here..hmm...im also waiting for my damn stories to get approved

 

[Boxlicker101]

hey, im new here too, but ive been reading the stories on here for awhile now...but im still trying to see what type of intresting people are on here..hmm...im also waiting for my damn stories to get approved

Welcome to you, too, Ladyd. The answer to the question you haven't asked is the first answer on the second post.

 

[kendo1]

hey, im new here too, but ive been reading the stories on here for awhile now...but im still trying to see what type of intresting people are on here..hmm...im also waiting for my damn stories to get approved

There's just us chickens scaring the virgins away.

 

[TE999]

I think we scared the virgin away. He or she hasn't posted since the thread started.

Oh, you think? And that would be because...?

He/she's probably gone back to the safety of the YouTube site.

Or is just lurking and wondering what to do next.

Just in case...

Hi there, t&t.

Say, didn't you just merge with bellsouth?

Whoops, sorry, that was AT&T.

Anyhoo, welcum to Lit.

C'mon and post again. I double-dog dare ya' (grin).

 

[TE999]

hey, im new here too, but ive been reading the stories on here for awhile now...but im still trying to see what type of intresting people are on here..hmm...im also waiting for my damn stories to get approved

Hey there to you too.

Good to meet posters with numbers in their sigs (grin).

Welcum to Lit.

Seems like t&t got all the hazing and you slipped through.

But don't count on it.

Some of these folks are relentless kidders.

Or are sex crazed (my favorites) or a little of both.

Take your shoes off, or whatever, and stay a while. It's fun.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I think we scared the virgin away. He or she hasn't posted since the thread started.

Nah, probably just not back online yet tonight. It's only 7:30 here and she/he posted at nearly midnight last night.

 

[Guest]

Note to TnT - Joe is also controversial - many people never, ever agree with him if they can at all help it . . .

And EL always, always agrees with Joe.

It balances out.

 

[phoenixphair]

since we're on the subject...

Since this seems to be the (new?) introduction thread (and I'll take everyone's advice and steer far clear from the General Board) I'd like to say hello to everyone in the AH. Not to be a kiss-ass, but most of my favorite authors are represented here.

 

[Guest]

Since this seems to be the (new?) introduction thread (and I'll take everyone's advice and steer far clear from the General Board) I'd like to say hello to everyone in the AH. Not to be a kiss-ass, but most of my favorite authors are represented here.

Welcome!

And don't worry about the kiss-ass bit.

(Some folks around here are quite fond of that.)

 

[Boxlicker101]

Since this seems to be the (new?) introduction thread (and I'll take everyone's advice and steer far clear from the General Board) I'd like to say hello to everyone in the AH. Not to be a kiss-ass, but most of my favorite authors are represented here.

Hi, Phoenix. Good thinking about the GB but what is wrong with kissing ass? I think it's great, especially with an ass as nice as Angelica's.

 

[phoenixphair]

Welcome!

And don't worry about the kiss-ass bit.

(Some folks around here are quite fond of that.)

thanks. i'm irrationally excited now. i'm sad to say it took me ten minutes to figure out how to get the "quote" thing around that. sigh, i work on computers all day, but not so much a pro on the posting =)

 

[Stella_Omega]

Welcome!

And don't worry about the kiss-ass bit.

(Some folks around here are quite fond of that.)

And some of us are very good at it, too!

 

[RogueLurker]

Welcome to TnT, LadyD and Phoenix!