umm... hi?

[TE999]

Since this seems to be the (new?) introduction thread (and I'll take everyone's advice and steer far clear from the General Board) I'd like to say hello to everyone in the AH. Not to be a kiss-ass, but most of my favorite authors are represented here.

Welcum Phoenix!

Flattery (and ass kissing) will get you everywhere in this joint!

Further with some than others (LOL).

Stick around and have some fun.

 

[Tom Collins]

The animals don't really bite...

Chris

Yeah, it's rather more of a nibbling action.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

And EL always, always agrees with Joe.

It balances out.

...ha.

 

[Tom Collins]

Since this seems to be the (new?) introduction thread (and I'll take everyone's advice and steer far clear from the General Board) I'd like to say hello to everyone in the AH. Not to be a kiss-ass, but most of my favorite authors are represented here.

No ass kissing, huh? Damn, one of my faves right out the window!

Hmmm...what would it take to convince you to kiss other things?

 

[phoenixphair]

oh trust me, i am an ass-kisser of the highest rank, just not on the first date...

wait, wait, wait, i forget my audience here.

maybe not the highest rank... like the really good jam on the second shelf from the top of the fridge, not opened as much as should be because you don't want to waste it...

 

[Tom Collins]

oh trust me, i am an ass-kisser of the highest rank, just not on the first date...

Well, pucker a little at least and tell us who these mystery authors you love are. Everyone's dying to know if they're on the list, they don't want to ask and look desperate.

ETA: Wait...I think that was someone else who said that. LMAO Sheesh...you'd think I'd been drinking or sumfin, which I have not seein' as how I am at work and simply would not do such an outlandish thing.

 

[phoenixphair]

let's see, i don't want to hurt anyone's feelings... half of the AH is on my Favorites list- which needs to be updated badly. the other half i'm checking out as we speak.

i've yet to find issue-grammatical, imaginative or otherwise- with anyone. Anyone who's hanging out here is going to be great (see, i can kiss it many ways)

 

[minsue]

Welcome Phx & LadyD

 

[rgraham666]

Welcome to the AH, phoenix.

Now I have songs form Phantom of The Paradise playing in my head.

 

[angelicminx]

Welcome to the insane asylum, LadyD and Phoenix.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I think we have scared away the first two virgins, T&T and LadyD. It might be all the discussion of butt sex and ass kissing, which are closely related, at least in my mind. Neither has posted anything since the first post here.

 

[tiredandtimid]

wow thanks everyone!

sorry for the wait, i have a job that keeps me away from computers for days sometimes. i guess ill like it here. i didnt know what to think.

i guess i should ask get to know you kind of questions, huh? thats probably the best way to get to know everyone.

on this board, who is the...

...flirtiest?
...oldest?
...youngest?
...tallest?
...hottest?
...more remote (lives the furthest away from everyone)?
...most annoying?
...smartest?
...funniest?
...bustiest?
...sweetest?
...voyeur-est?
...show-off-iest?
...best read?
...the guy with the biggest....ahem..."ego"?
...best writer?
...coolest?
...most interesting?
...the lady with the foinest AV?

 

[minsue]

It's no fun if we just tell you, T&T.

 

[TE999]

t&t, you ask a lotta questions. (channeling Gilda Radner)

Maybe you should start a new thread with your thinkpiece.

I can't wait to see the responses to best writer, oldest, hottest, etc.

Go on, give the wasp nest a hit with that stick.

It should be fun.

 

[SlickTony]

It's a lot more fun doing it than writing about it, although writing or reading is fun too.

HOLD ON THERE!! This thread is in danger of being hijacked!

It depends, sometimes, whether you're doing it or being done...

Welcome, T&T. You can go to the newbie thread, or you can just jump in anywhere. That's what I did. Do you write?

 

[EHawkins]

is there an appropriate way to introduce myself? i dont know any of the customs around here so pleeeeeeease dont flame me if theres a newbie hello thraed i didnt see!

um, i like porn. i write a lot of romance stories, mostt of them personal.

hi-o

Hee Hee

*waves*

Welcome aboard

 

[impressive]

Welcome, newbie virgin-like peoples!

 

[scheherazade_79]

Welcome to the clan

 

[Boxlicker101]

wow thanks everyone!

sorry for the wait, i have a job that keeps me away from computers for days sometimes. i guess ill like it here. i didnt know what to think.

i guess i should ask get to know you kind of questions, huh? thats probably the best way to get to know everyone.

on this board, who is the...

...flirtiest?
...oldest?
...youngest?
...tallest?
...hottest?
...more remote (lives the furthest away from everyone)?
...most annoying?
...smartest?
...funniest?
...bustiest?
...sweetest?
...voyeur-est?
...show-off-iest?
...best read?
...the guy with the biggest....ahem..."ego"?
...best writer?
...coolest?
...most interesting?
...the lady with the foinest AV?

I'm probably the oldest. Or, maybe Amicus.

 

[TE999]

t&t's started a separate thread on this tallest, shortest,...thingie.

 

[The_Fool]

Welcome!

I hope you'll find this a warm and friendly place, full of fun and flirting.

(And butt sex.)

sweetsubsarahh a.k.a. buttslut...