umm... hi?

[tiredandtimid]

is there an appropriate way to introduce myself? i dont know any of the customs around here so pleeeeeeease dont flame me if theres a newbie hello thraed i didnt see!

um, i like porn. i write a lot of romance stories, mostt of them personal.

hi-o

 

[cloudy]

the Newbie Support Thread is here. It has answers to just about any question you can come up with about the AH.

Don't be shy.....virgins are a delicacy around here.

All you really need to know are these:

1) the answer to THE question is currently around 7 days.
2) the answer to all other questions is 42
3) No pink or politics allowed in Abstrusions
4) If you venture into a political thread, please supply your own flame retardant lingerie (and I'm one of the worst offenders at times).
5) Never, ever call Svenskaflicka "sven."
6) Keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times.
7) If you must post on the General Board, please disinfect before coming back.

Welcome

eta: I'm a bitch, but today's been a decent day

 

[Lisa Denton]

is there an appropriate way to introduce myself? i dont know any of the customs around here so pleeeeeeease dont flame me if theres a newbie hello thraed i didnt see!

um, i like porn. i write a lot of romance stories, mostt of them personal.

hi-o

The newbie thread is for asking questions and needing help, you can say hello anywhere, this is fine.

Hello, this is me, is that you?

 

[cloudy]

The newbie thread is for asking questions and needing help, you can say hello anywhere, this is fine.

Hello, this is me, is that you?

I saw the virgin first, Lisa.....but I'll share.

 

[LadyCibelle]

the Newbie Support Thread is here. It has answers to just about any question you can come up with about the AH.

Don't be shy.....virgins are a delicacy around here.

All you really need to know are these:

1) the answer to THE question is currently around 7 days.
2) the answer to all other questions is 42
3) No pink or politics allowed in Abstrusions
4) If you venture into a political thread, please supply your own flame retardant lingerie (and I'm one of the worst offenders at times).
5) Never, ever call Svenskaflicka "sven."
6) Keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times.
7) If you must post on the General Board, please disinfect before coming back.

Welcome

eta: I'm a bitch, but today's been a decent day

Wow Cloudy....you really have been taking your meds lately huh?

 

[Tom Collins]

Don't be shy.....virgins are a delicacy around here.

Mmmmm...*smacking lips and leering like the lecher I am*

Welcome, darlin'. Show us your boobs...or whatever ya got.

Teasing, dear. Mostly.

Welcome to the assylum. The padding's quite soft.

 

[cloudy]

Wow Cloudy....you really have been taking your meds lately huh?

no meds....it's called being stupid-sappy in love.

(who'd a thunk it? In Canada, no less)

 

[LadyCibelle]

no meds....it's called being stupid-sappy in love.

(who'd a thunk it? In Canada, no less)

Good for you...REALLY good for you...you deserve it!

(Is Canada a great country or what? )

 

[cloudy]

Good for you...REALLY good for you...you deserve it!

(Is Canada a great country or what? )

except your speed limits suck monkey ass. 100 klicks on the 401 - what the hell is up with that?

 

[Misty_Morning]

*Misty sneeks in and grasps the other newbie's hand*


Come on, we can make a break for it.....

 

[cloudy]

*Misty sneeks in and grasps the other newbie's hand*


Come on, we can make a break for it.....

don't think I don't see you.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hi, T&T. Welcome to Lit. and to the AH in particular. To answer another question, you will need 100 posts before you can get a picture under your name like some of us have. And, you will have to provide a picture to use.

 

[Samandiriel]

Um...yea.........Hi.

 

[starrkers]

Hi. I'm still a newbie too. It's pretty friendly here.

They don't bite (much).

 

[English Lady]

Hiya

Starrkers is right we don't bite much, unless you like that kind of thing

We're a prety nice bunch round her but be warned people get verrrrry wound up in the political type threads, so if you're of a fragile dispostion leave well alone!


welcome to the mad house!

 

[rgraham666]

Welcome tandt. The AH is a good place to hang. A lot of good people here.

 

[minsue]

Welcome!

 

[Guest]

welcome to the fold.

 

[angelicminx]

Welcome TNT. I'll add the first words of wisdom I was given: Never, never, never ignore Vella.

Luv ya, Vella. (For Lucky).

 

[kendo1]

Hi, T 'n T!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Hello and Welcum. Don't feed the animals. Be careful, they bite.

You may go to the GB if you like. But don't say you weren't warned.

 

[chris 44]

Welcome T and T

The animals don't really bite, they just like you to think they do. For someone in your position AH is about the best place you could have come to. Hang around a while and watch what happens when someone needs a helping hand or an encouraging word.

Stay awhile and enjoy the company...

Chris

 

[Guest]

Welcome!

I hope you'll find this a warm and friendly place, full of fun and flirting.

(And butt sex.)

 

[Boxlicker101]

Welcome!

I hope you'll find this a warm and friendly place, full of fun and flirting.

(And butt sex.)

There isn't really all that much butt sex. We just write about it a lot.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Hi T & T. Welcome to the nuthouse!