dancinvixen
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Cause if I am, I wanna haul off and get it off my chest.
umm Am i allowed to bitch about something other than the board????
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Bonnie Wee Lassie
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Go for it!
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Dixon Carter Lee
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No. Absolutely not. I'm sorry, but read your contract.
Bonnie Wee Lassie
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Don't leave us in suspense
lmao@dcl you always are there with a laugh
lmao@dcl you always are there with a laugh
Lethal_beauty_27
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i dont see why you cant..........let it out, spill it, runamuck with words, blow your top, spill the beans......ok ok you get the message........were all waiting to see what you write about ......
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ok, as I am sure you can tell by my personal quote, my husband is in the army. The good ole' screw you army. Well The last two and a half months my husband worked the ROTC detail where every single cadet from all over the US. came for their yearly summer training. So being that he was the only liscensed driver (for a certain vehicle) his unit sent him for the entire thing. He only had three days off for 2 1/2 months. He worked 7 damn days a week. up at 3 am, home by 8 or 9 pm. Well, he was put up for two awards for doing this. Which we thought was great. But the only problem was that he wasn't meeting tape (his muscularity was too much in some places and not enough in others). Well this week he finally passed his tape. Only to find out today that his sgt, didn't take his flag off. SO now after all this hard work, he gets no awards and basically gets screwed. AGAIN!!!!!!!!
KillerMuffin
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The jolly old Army FUBAR!!!!!! huah.
I understand girl, I way feel for ya. Army wifing really sucked. Specially cause I liked those you will show up and you will have fun command activities and my hubbypoodles hated them.
My hubberdiddles was army, 11b lrrp and all that huah macho bullshit stuff. It's the army, you rant, you yell, you rave, you say YESSIR!!!! and do what yer told. My hubbypiddles was taped every single time, nevermind that you couldn't see the fat on his body and he ranged about 8%, simply cause he's 5'8" and weighs an average of 210 pounds. Aggravating.
I thought I'd be smart and joined the Navy "Anchors aweigh my boys...." but same bullshit, prison convict uniform, though it does look sexier on Nicholas Cage.... yummy. What pissed me the hell off was during my 2 year stint at my command I met 3 anoxerics and 1 bulimic. Once their weight went above minimum they were transferred on, no thought given to their problem. Out of a total of around 375 females in that 2 year period, something is vastly wrong.
As big a pain in the everlasting ass as the Army and Navy were.... I miss them.
I understand girl, I way feel for ya. Army wifing really sucked. Specially cause I liked those you will show up and you will have fun command activities and my hubbypoodles hated them.
My hubberdiddles was army, 11b lrrp and all that huah macho bullshit stuff. It's the army, you rant, you yell, you rave, you say YESSIR!!!! and do what yer told. My hubbypiddles was taped every single time, nevermind that you couldn't see the fat on his body and he ranged about 8%, simply cause he's 5'8" and weighs an average of 210 pounds. Aggravating.
I thought I'd be smart and joined the Navy "Anchors aweigh my boys...." but same bullshit, prison convict uniform, though it does look sexier on Nicholas Cage.... yummy. What pissed me the hell off was during my 2 year stint at my command I met 3 anoxerics and 1 bulimic. Once their weight went above minimum they were transferred on, no thought given to their problem. Out of a total of around 375 females in that 2 year period, something is vastly wrong.
As big a pain in the everlasting ass as the Army and Navy were.... I miss them.
I'm sorry, really, I am...but you could not have possibly said what I think you just said. "Hubberdiddles?" "Hubbypoodles?" "Hubbypiddles?" I think I'm going to be sick. You DO realize that 'piddle' is commonly reserved for doggie accidents and potty training toddlers, don't you? Wait...if he is a poodle, that would make sense.
No, I'm not kidding here. KillerMuffin, I have NOOOO problems with you, but baby speak REALLY REALLY gets on my nerves, especially since this is an adult site. Though no one else may speak up, I'm SURE I'm not alone here.
[Edited by Patryn on 08-10-2000 at 03:32 PM]
No, I'm not kidding here. KillerMuffin, I have NOOOO problems with you, but baby speak REALLY REALLY gets on my nerves, especially since this is an adult site. Though no one else may speak up, I'm SURE I'm not alone here.
[Edited by Patryn on 08-10-2000 at 03:32 PM]
Naked Hunny
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Trust me the Marines arent any better ladies!! My daughters father was in the Marines and of course he had to be three hours away at the time i was pregnant. I remember he was supposed to be able to come stay with me during the last weeks of my pregnancy. Three days before he was supposed to come home they freakin tell him he cant!! NO reason just he cant !! What the hell is with that!! Luckily he made it home to be with me at the hospital but hey that was just luck because i was induced two weeks after my due date!! Ever damn the country hell i did it alot!!
KillerMuffin
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No 'fense taken Patryn, to each their own. He hates it too.
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Sorry for you and all but didn't he know what the army was about before he signed? Has he NEVER seen an old army film or sit com or any thing? It aint like he chose to install tires for a living or maybe manage a McDonald's. He signed up to protect the country! Stop whining and opt out when he can. A man serving his country wining because he wasn't awarded for driving kids around? Hell, I remember when they gave you awards when you got your ASS SHOT OFF! Geeeeeesh!
dancinvixen
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Ski, the problem is that he isn't fat. The current unit my husband is in, is the worst in the Army. I kid you not. You know they test the responses of each and every unit, and each and every time they do that, this unit always comes in last place.
Ambro, I am not whining. I am extremely pissed off. My husband has been in the army for going on 10 years now. WHen he first came in, he remembers getting awards for actually working hard. Yanno, since then, the army has become the world's largest breeders of brown-nosers. My husband works hard every day, to not only look good in his uniform, but at keeping his shop running smoothly. It is not that he didn't know he signed up for serving and protecting the country, but he definitely didn't sign up to watch a bunch of children whine and complain about having to do a 1 mile rucksack march!
Ambro, I am not whining. I am extremely pissed off. My husband has been in the army for going on 10 years now. WHen he first came in, he remembers getting awards for actually working hard. Yanno, since then, the army has become the world's largest breeders of brown-nosers. My husband works hard every day, to not only look good in his uniform, but at keeping his shop running smoothly. It is not that he didn't know he signed up for serving and protecting the country, but he definitely didn't sign up to watch a bunch of children whine and complain about having to do a 1 mile rucksack march!
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now i talked to my ex.. he said he never had a problem with weight(lucky SOB actually hes still skinny as hell) but he know of at least 3 or 4 people who were bulumic(uhh ewww) so whats with our country driving the people who are supposed to defend it to do make themselves sick. i mean think about it if these men are forced into war (god forbid) they wouldnt be able to defend us because they will be too weak to withstand it.
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Doesn't the US Army do it based on BMI (Body Mass Index)?
If they don't they should it would make much more sense.
Of course i'm sure that there, like here, there is "The right way, the wrong way and the army way"
Never had a problem with it myself but the height weight thing always seemed ludicrous to me.
One of my RSM's was 5'8" and 220 lbs of raw muscle and at 50 could run us "young punks" into the freakin ground. Besides that he was the best soldier I have ever known. Yet under a height/weight criteria he would have been turfed.
Silly....you betcha.
If they don't they should it would make much more sense.
Of course i'm sure that there, like here, there is "The right way, the wrong way and the army way"
Never had a problem with it myself but the height weight thing always seemed ludicrous to me.
One of my RSM's was 5'8" and 220 lbs of raw muscle and at 50 could run us "young punks" into the freakin ground. Besides that he was the best soldier I have ever known. Yet under a height/weight criteria he would have been turfed.
Silly....you betcha.
Thumper
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Military pukes!
I suggest we send all the bulimics we can find to the armed services...if Saddam ever gets uppity again we just send'em over there and have them puke all over Iraq....take the fight out of them real quick!( ya ever feel like doing any fighting with vomit all over you? No way!)
Might be against the Geneva Convention though....
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When she can..."Love of my life, sweetie dear...anything at all I can do for you?"
I suggest we send all the bulimics we can find to the armed services...if Saddam ever gets uppity again we just send'em over there and have them puke all over Iraq....take the fight out of them real quick!( ya ever feel like doing any fighting with vomit all over you? No way!)
Might be against the Geneva Convention though....
Endearments.....When she can't hear me..."Hey bitch!"
When she can..."Love of my life, sweetie dear...anything at all I can do for you?"
Naked Hunny
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Honestly i could never be in the Army they would probably laugh me right out i think ill stick to dating guys in the Army for a bit!! I dont know when i started dating military guys but it seems to have turned into a thing for me!! That and guys with really long hair ok thats a big difference.. Maybe i am bipolar and just dont know it!!
