UK thread part 2

[Tallulah82]

It is here, still dead warm

Oh not here - though I have been grateful as it has kept all those Pokémon fuckers at bay here

 

[MSH2]

You? dressed? But...but...but... you are NEVER dressed??

sometimes Morrisona has this policy about nudists. I keep telling them its discriminatory but they keep insisting

 

[MSH2]

Oh not here - though I have been grateful as it has kept all those Pokémon fuckers at bay here

Yeah, we've heard that about Northeners Pokemon, sheep, anything they can get their hands on

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh not here - though I have been grateful as it has kept all those Pokémon fuckers at bay here

People are FUCKING Pokemon now?

 

[Tallulah82]

Yeah, we've heard that about Northeners Pokemon, sheep, anything they can get their hands on

LOL - erm, don't be calling me a Northerner as though you aint one too!!!!

 

[MSH2]

LOL - erm, don't be calling me a Northerner as though you aint one too!!!!

ermmmm, I'm a Midlander we're civilised in these parts, well mostly

 

[Tallulah82]

People are FUCKING Pokemon now?

Well with the crowds of people around here there must be a few pervs in there. Seriously, we have 3 spots in the space of a couple hundred square metres. The place has been crawling with inconsiderate fucking people for weeks now. I rarely get my parking place anymore and at midnight all the teen fucking twats decide to come and sit in their shitty old corsa's and astra's and beep their fucking horns at each other with no regard for the residents.

And breathe...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

ermmmm, I'm a Midlander we're civilised in these parts, well mostly

Er... We are NOT Midlanders. We're Northern. Midlands don't start until you reach Chesterfield

 

[Tallulah82]

ermmmm, I'm a Midlander we're civilised in these parts, well mostly

You is Norf of Watford. You is a Norvenar.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well with the crowds of people around here there must be a few pervs in there. Seriously, we have 3 spots in the space of a couple hundred square metres. The place has been crawling with inconsiderate fucking people for weeks now. I rarely get my parking place anymore and at midnight all the teen fucking twats decide to come and sit in their shitty old corsa's and astra's and beep their fucking horns at each other with no regard for the residents.

And breathe...

I know. I've been waving at you as you stared out of the window but you ignored me.

 

[Tallulah82]

Er... We are NOT Midlanders. We're Northern. Midlands don't start until you reach Chesterfield

ZACTLY.


Silly Potato.

 

[Tallulah82]

I know. I've been waving at you as you stared out of the window but you ignored me.

I'm ignoring you cos you are one of those in the corner pretending not to hump his phone

 

[MSH2]

Er... We are NOT Midlanders. We're Northern. Midlands don't start until you reach Chesterfield

You is Norf of Watford. You is a Norvenar.

well damn

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Thank fuck there's none of that Pokemon shit round here!

 

[Tallulah82]

well damn

LOL.

So there. Don't be trying to be more posh than you are

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm ignoring you cos you are one of those in the corner pretending not to hump his phone

*sobs*

I swear, I never touched any Pokemon... I'm innocent, I swear!

 

[MSH2]

Thank fuck there's none of that Pokemon shit round here!

Its coming! beware!

Actually I havent noticed many around here either, but then I'm a litle out of the centre so they're probably Pokefornicating elsewheres

 

[MSH2]

LOL.

So there. Don't be trying to be more posh than you are

I;m quite posh actually have a deed and everything

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Thank fuck there's none of that Pokemon shit round here!

Hang on, I'm learning a lot tonight...

First Pokemon fuck. Now you're telling me they shit and they leave it around?

Mind blown.

 

[Tallulah82]

Thank fuck there's none of that Pokemon shit round here!

I think I might have to come crash on your spare bed for a while until this dies down. I am hoping once Sept hits it will. Otherwise I may be forced to take action.

To make matters worse, I live in a beautiful area that is now constantly covered in litter. It's really quite appalling. All for the sake of some fucking virtual reality shit.

 

[Tallulah82]

Hang on, I'm learning a lot tonight...

First Pokemon fuck. Now you're telling me they shit and they leave it around?

Mind blown.

LMAO!!!

Yeah. They shit out more and more turds of pathetic people who are spending days doing nothing but sitting on their phones for some virtual fun.

Oh. Wait.

Erm...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LMAO!!!

Yeah. They shit out more and more turds of pathetic people who are spending days doing nothing but sitting on their phones for some virtual fun.

Oh. Wait.

Erm...

Hahaha!!!

I think it's about time I got undressed again and wait to be collected. I'll even take up a Pokemon name which is quite apt... Squirtle!

Name taken from the news the other day. I'm not a Pokemongo... Honest!!!

 

[Tallulah82]

I;m quite posh actually have a deed and everything

LOL!!

Your deed isn't for POSHNESS.

Am sure there is a test out there that would measure and classify poshness...

 

[Tallulah82]

Hahaha!!!

I think it's about time I got undressed again and wait to be collected. I'll even take up a Pokemon name which is quite apt... Squirtle!

Name taken from the news the other day. I'm not a Pokemongo... Honest!!!

AARGHHH!!! Fucking traitor!!!!

*Catches Wonky and puts him in the box of shame for the night*

 

[MSH2]

LOL!!

Your deed isn't for POSHNESS.

Am sure there is a test out there that would measure and classify poshness...

well kind of

and more than likely, but I'm not going looking for it