I keep telling you, if I let anyone touch my arse, it wouldn't be a donkey, it'd be just you. 
you dont want that one?
Haha, nicely done.
Now, that's one hell of a compliment...I think. *Checks for any hidden insult that might have crept in.*
Nope! All good.
Of course I want my rose. I just don't want you eating stuff I give you unless I am giving it for you to actually eat!!!
Erm, hold on - that could be misread...
Haha. Hidden insults? surely not...
I am the privileged one who gets an ass's ass? I am truly honoured!
hmmm so I should only eat edible stuff intended to be eaten?
You should be. You're the only one allowed near.
Right! *claps hands* I've got to go pretend to be normal for a bit. I might be back later on.
Ooh and I need to tuck into my English strawberries and Madagascan vanilla ice-cream.
but I am concerned about what you would do with that
Thanks. I shall put the certification of my privileged status on my sig asap.
Lol - yeah, you mix up this shit then run away!!!
You can try and add all the fancy descriptions you like but vanilla ice-cream will be as boring as ever regardless
Aw, have I been too harsh?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scold (much) but I put a LOT of thought into giving you that rose. I mean, I don't just give anyone and everyone a rose...
I would give you a
I might get spankings for that yeah
GET spankings???
I thought you were the spankER with your sword - not the spankEE ??
I dread to think what your suggestions would be
be afraid, be very afraid
well maybe a little concerned
Ha. Now - I think you know me enough by now. Feel the fear and run head long at it
I hope you are ready to be crushed
always rise to a challengeof course
I;m tough
) 
(DO NOT EAT IT!)
Ha. I have been known to make grown men weep
Ok. Sigh. As much fun as this is - I must leave, friends are awaiting with cups of tea (I rock hard on a Sat night
Speak later
Well I can see I missed a big party here tonight....
YO WONKY! You checked out my new sig yet?
Not stopping long though, I'm well knackered tonight.
