UK thread part 2

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Morning to you

Morning

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Right, I've instructed my sofa to have a chat with a lawyer. All of the above is just slander.

I'll be having words with Tal when she gets back from having her purple rinse.

Morning donkey

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Morning donkey

Hey Femme!

I've decided I better start cleaning my sofa. People are talking! Does anyone know how to get bodily fluids out of fabric?

 

[StrangeView]

Right, I've instructed my sofa to have a chat with a lawyer. All of the above is just slander.

I'll be having words with Tal when she gets back from having her purple rinse.

Morning to all you new arrivals, looking like a busy day today

Wonky!! Aww, we were only paying your sofa some attention 'coz it was missing you (as were we! )

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Hey Femme!

I've decided I better start cleaning my sofa. People are talking! Does anyone know how to get bodily fluids out of fabric?

Ewwww sounds rank! Get some febreeze on it!

 

[ArabianNights]

Welcome to friday folks

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Welcome to friday folks

Thank fuck for that!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Morning to all you new arrivals, looking like a busy day today

Wonky!! Aww, we were only paying your sofa some attention 'coz it was missing you (as were we! )

Flattery will get you everywhere... Although not with me. Wrong sex and all that!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Welcome to friday folks

It seems to have taken its time this week!

 

[ArabianNights]

Thank fuck for that!

Thanks Crunchie lol

 

[ArabianNights]

It seems to have taken its time this week!

So agree

 

[WalterRaleigh]

Would anyone like a coffee? Espresso?

 

[ArabianNights]

Would anyone like a coffee? Espresso?

Please, double shot.

 

[WalterRaleigh]

Please, double shot.

Coming up...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right, I'm off to find some trouble. Later guys.

 

[ArabianNights]

Coming up...

Thanks much needed

 

[FunScottishGuy]

Thank god its Friday!! Hope everyone has a fun weekend ahead, its a busy one for me. X

 

[StrangeView]

Flattery will get you everywhere... Although not with me. Wrong sex and all that!

I don't mind watching!! I've heard that you're not called Donkey for nothing

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I don't mind watching!! I've heard that you're not called Donkey for nothing

Bloody Tal and her loose lips. ANOTHER reason why I need to spank her backside - sheesh.

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Would anyone like a coffee? Espresso?

Ewwww rank!

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Thank god its Friday!! Hope everyone has a fun weekend ahead, its a busy one for me. X

What you up to then?

 

[WalterRaleigh]

Ewwww rank!

Harsh!

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Harsh!

It's evil stuff! Love the smell, hate the taste!

 

[WalterRaleigh]

It's evil stuff! Love the smell, hate the taste!

Fair enough FF. Each to their own I say!

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Fair enough FF. Each to their own I say!

Very true Walter, would be boring if we all liked the same stuff