UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

Huneeeeee!! How's things? Would you like some help in cleaning up that chocolate? *checks out cool box for additional supplies*



Be careful what you wish for, she might decide that you've got too much fur for this weather

Ooh, I didn't think of that. Where's the shears?! Quick - someone shave me. I cannot do it. I have hooves.

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Huneeeeee!! How's things? Would you like some help in cleaning up that chocolate? *checks out cool box for additional supplies*

Still not good but hey ho

 

[StrangeView]

Huneeeeee!! How's things? Would you like some help in cleaning up that chocolate? *checks out cool box for additional supplies*

Still not good but hey ho

One day at a time is a good place to start

*passes freezing cold Dairy Milk out of cool box*

There you go, be careful where you put it

 

[Tallulah82]

HEYYYYAAAAA

Ok - gunna do one big sweep. Ready. Steady. GO!!!

Good point!! Wonder where they are today? Bet they're hiding from us heat crazed males!!

I would never hide from you gorgeous people - it's usually the other way around

Ty, not been around for a bit but hopefully back now

Hi Goatee - great to see you here

I'm not impressed that Tal has work. She should be here, fawning over me and catering to my every whim.

Pfft.

I know. It's the pits. Ne mind - I am here. You can relax

Be careful what you wish for, she might decide that you've got too much fur for this weather

Now THAT is a fantastic idea!!! Yo - Wonks - *pats knees* come here, come on, who's a good boy...

Still not good but hey ho

Sending hugs Hot - I fully agree with Strange, one day at a time. Never believe that people don't care.

 

[StrangeView]

HEYYYYAAAAA

Ok - gunna do one big sweep. Ready. Steady. GO!!!



I would never hide from you gorgeous people - it's usually the other way around




Hi Goatee - great to see you here



I know. It's the pits. Ne mind - I am here. You can relax



Now THAT is a fantastic idea!!! Yo - Wonks - *pats knees* come here, come on, who's a good boy...



Sending hugs Hot - I fully agree with Strange, one day at a time. Never believe that people don't care.

Hi Tal Erm, think I'd better leg it before Wonky catches up with me!!

 

[Tallulah82]

Hi Tal Erm, think I'd better leg it before Wonky catches up with me!!

LOL!! Yup!

He won't blame me - but he will have the evils for you if I manage to snip-snip

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm here, I'm here. Hang on, who shaved my eyebrows off?!

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm here, I'm here. Hang on, who shaved my eyebrows off?!

*whistles with hands behind my back*

Hey Wonks.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*whistles with hands behind my back*

Hey Wonks.

Hey babe.

I know you said earlier that you wanted to shave my hairy bits, but this is taking the Mick!

 

[Tallulah82]

Hey babe.

I know you said earlier that you wanted to shave my hairy bits, but this is taking the Mick!

LOL!!!

Erm. I don't think I ever said that...

 

[Tallulah82]

Hey babe.

I know you said earlier that you wanted to shave my hairy bits, but this is taking the Mick!

Oh no. Wait. I remember now. Yeah.

It was when you flashed me and I couldn't see *ahem* 'it' cos of your hair...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh no. Wait. I remember now. Yeah.

It was when you flashed me and I couldn't see *ahem* 'it' cos of your hair...

That's it. There I was doing my 'round the world' impression and you couldn't even see it. I was heartbroken.

 

[Tallulah82]

That's it. There I was doing my 'round the world' impression and you couldn't even see it. I was heartbroken.

LMAO!!!

Well I wasn't going to say that! Oh babe. I'm sorry - you know I didn't mean to laugh so much. I just couldn't help myself

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LMAO!!!

Well I wasn't going to say that! Oh babe. I'm sorry - you know I didn't mean to laugh so much. I just couldn't help myself

You laughed? Sorry, I didn't hear it. I was too busy singing "You can leave your hat on"...

 

[Tallulah82]

You laughed? Sorry, I didn't hear it. I was too busy singing "You can leave your hat on"...

Oh fuck. That was SINGING??? Wow. I thought you were wailing!

 

[stickygirl]

Hi everyone

Hey Wonky - cool look with the brows. I like. Is that a retro Bowie thing?
Too hot for chocolate I think... things could get sticky

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hi everyone

Hey Wonky - cool look with the brows. I like. Is that a retro Bowie thing?
Too hot for chocolate I think... things could get sticky

Hi sticky - I'm quite attached to my eyebrows, however Tallulah shaved them off when I wasn't looking. *grumbles* If she carries on, she'll end up in my cellar.

 

[Tallulah82]

Hi everyone

Hey Wonky - cool look with the brows. I like. Is that a retro Bowie thing?
Too hot for chocolate I think... things could get sticky

Hi sticky - I'm quite attached to my eyebrows, however Tallulah shaved them off when I wasn't looking. *grumbles* If she carries on, she'll end up in my cellar.

Hey sticky

yeah, right. If that's the case you'd shave yourself and then plant the razor in my pocket...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hey sticky

yeah, right. If that's the case you'd shave yourself and then plant the razor in my pocket...

Nah, I wouldn't bother shaving myself. I'll just chloroform your arse and you'll wake in my dunge...sorry - cellar.

 

[Tallulah82]

Nah, I wouldn't bother shaving myself. I'll just chloroform your arse and you'll wake in my dunge...sorry - cellar.

Erm.

I think we need a biology lesson.

You need to put the chloroform over my mouth. Not my arse...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Erm.

I think we need a biology lesson.

You need to put the chloroform over my mouth. Not my arse...

Haha!

Well it worked the last time. Or were you pretending to be unconscious?

 

[stickygirl]

Erm.

I think we need a biology lesson.

You need to put the chloroform over my mouth. Not my arse...

I'm not sure what chloroforming an arse would do, but I'll look it up
sleepy cheeks?
Apparently it can cause skin irritation by defatting.
I'll say no more
Interesting stuff though

 

[Tallulah82]

Haha!

Well it worked the last time. Or were you pretending to be unconscious?

I was too stunned at the sheer approach that I kinda went into mental shutdown.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm not sure what chloroforming an arse would do, but I'll look it up
sleepy cheeks?
Apparently it can cause skin irritation by defatting.
I'll say no more
Interesting stuff though

LMAO!!!

Wow. I think I need more chloroforming my arse if it defats it

I thought it was Wonky causing the irritation

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I was too stunned at the sheer approach that I kinda went into mental shutdown.

You keep telling yourself that.

Its obvious you were just eager to be taken by me. Don't deny it.