MSH2
Sir Spanky Sword
- Joined
- Oct 31, 2007
- Posts
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hey! was about to disappear, felt a bit spooky sat here on my ownsome
just sent you mail - go fetch![]()
*sneaks in, gooses, makes my escape*
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hey! was about to disappear, felt a bit spooky sat here on my ownsome
just sent you mail - go fetch![]()
*sneaks in, gooses, makes my escape*

Ha. Caught you.
Bloody hell Masher - I aint been goosed in a long time
How's the fishies? Cleaner now?
the fish are self cleaninghey! was about to disappear, felt a bit spooky sat here on my ownsome
just sent you mail - go fetch![]()

Well you have now
See, I dont actually clean the fishies themselves, just the tank and the filter thingythe fish are self cleaning
I fetched.
Can I have a cuddle, babe? Come sit on my lap. I'll be a good boy, I think.
LOL.
I never trust you when you say stuff like ' I promise ill be good...'![]()

Scouts honour. "dib, dib, dob" and all that. Just want a cuddle with a gorgeous woman.![]()
Whuuuttt?
Sigh. You spoil all my fun. The image of you with a teeny weeny shower in your hand and a mini loofah scrubbing your fishies was just amazing!
Sigh. Mebbe it's bedtime...
Scouts? Scouts??? Sigh. Keep your silly dib dab dob knob.
I'm sure one of the loverly Lit ladies will be along shortly to help you out
Oh. Don't look at me with those sad eyes.
Stop it.
Stop it.
FINE. You got two minutes then I'm off to bed.
They have their own shower!
Yeah, Maybe it is sleepstime

Yay! *Pulls Tal onto my lap and wraps arms round her waist*.
No escape now. You know that right?
)Yup. My eyes are closing - finally crossed the finish line and my body is immediately giving up! Flipping wimp.
Goodnight Masher![]()



*snores*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(goodnight Wonky)


Morning all.....been for my swim already!

You don't hang about!![]()
Nope, it's go hard or go home!
I'm not sure how to interpret that, there's more doubles entendres in that sentence than my brain can cope with!
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