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lookinglearning said:
Cheers for the welcome all. And now I'm going to nick off and make dinner. Easy come/easy go. I'll pop back once I'm fed and be boastful about my big shower.
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See you mate. I'll also be able join in the bragging - my shower is huge! :D It can fit three people squished together.
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
Oh it isn't for my pleasure. It's so the police arrest you for outraging public decency whilst waiting in the queue. Then they'll take you away and I shall be one place closer to the bath. :D
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LMAO - erm. Don't you mean outrageous public indecency??

Either way - I firmly believe in tit for tat. You gotta prove you got the man-stuff if the women have to prove they got the women-stuff :cool:
 
Femme_Fatale_UK said:
Not quite, I do stick the shampoo bottle down my cleavage when I wash my hair after swimming though!
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LOL! Wow. You have talents!

I have never tried that before.

*Now Wonky is imagining this haha. So easy to fuck with his mind*
 
Tallulah82 said:
LMAO - erm. Don't you mean outrageous public indecency??

Either way - I firmly believe in tit for tat. You gotta prove you got the man-stuff if the women have to prove they got the women-stuff :cool:
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Outraging Public Decency is an actual offence... I should know - I'm a repeat offender. I've also been done for manslaughter. Flashing your cock at a bus full of Nun's only speeds up the time it takes for them to meet their maker. *whistles*
Tallulah82 said:
LOL! Wow. You have talents!

I have never tried that before.

*Now Wonky is imagining this haha. So easy to fuck with his mind*
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Oh hell yes. I'm salivating about now.
 
Tallulah82 said:
Yup. Well. Mine is. I am doing a public service by keeping them hidden.

And my phone laid on them right now AND I am only slouched - not laid down :eek:
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I've seen your boobs though - I opened my curtains and there was the impression of them on the glass. I still won't let the window cleaner wash that window.
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
Outraging Public Decency is an actual offence... I should know - I'm a repeat offender. I've also been done for manslaughter. Flashing your cock at a bus full of Nun's only speeds up the time it takes for them to meet their maker. *whistles*


Oh hell yes. I'm salivating about now.
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They're only boobs!
 
Tallulah82 said:
FUCK - LOL!!!

Oh man. I know there will be men (and women) on here who will love those but nope. Not for me at all.
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Agreed. I like those what you can rest your head on - like a soft pillow.

*daydreams with a hint of dribble at the corner of the lips*
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
Agreed. I like those what you can rest your head on - like a soft pillow.

*daydreams with a hint of dribble at the corner of the lips*
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LOL. Ah. We are losing you again. Pass a tissue Femme - poor Wonky cannot control himself very well sometimes :D
 
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