Femme_Fatale_UK
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Donkey can go to the back of the queue!
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Oh this one passed quickly - was less than 2 minutes but I was already outside! There is a rule on the school grounds that adults are not allowed to run across the yard (tis a big yard between separate school buildings) - something to do with being "presentable and showing a good example". I was half way across it when it started - I thought "Fuck that" and ran
AWonkyDonkey
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You know me so well.
I have first dibs and it'll be the "two-person option", so the others will have to wait.
lookinglearning
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Hello,
My first posting on this thread. I only have a normal bath. With a tiny crack in it. I don't bring much to the bathroom I'm afraid.
My first posting on this thread. I only have a normal bath. With a tiny crack in it. I don't bring much to the bathroom I'm afraid.
AWonkyDonkey
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*Splutters* Ba...back....back of the queue?! How very dare you. You're the thread newbie here, YOU'RE at the back of the queue.
Will accept bribes to advance your place in said queue.
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Whatever you bring, welcome.
AWonkyDonkey
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Hey! Welcome to the thread.
Don't worry, my bath isn't that special either. I have to cross my legs at the knee just to fit in it.
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I have boobs, that trumps everything
That only really applies if you're a woman.
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Exactly, boobs to the front of the queue, no boobs to the back!
AWonkyDonkey
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I have boobs, that trumps everything
Well it isn't the first time some breasts have upstaged me, I doubt it'll be the last.
*Sigh*
I'll just use the hosepipe in t'garden then! *Sniff* I'll just catch a cold. No! Don't stop me. I wouldn't want to deprive you of your place in the queue.
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Hi and welcome looking
LOL. Don't worry about it - I am convinced that Wonky's is just a tin tub outside
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Sorry donkey, the boobs always win!!
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Equal billing to man-boobs and lady boobs?
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AWonkyDonkey
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Hi and welcome looking
LOL. Don't worry about it - I am convinced that Wonky's is just a tin tub outside
HA!
It's not even that. I have to sit in the sink. It's a bit disconcerting to be scrubbing your bits when the neighbour is looking over the fence.
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Cheers for the welcome all. And now I'm going to nick off and make dinner. Easy come/easy go. I'll pop back once I'm fed and be boastful about my big shower.
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AWonkyDonkey
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LOL. YES!!!!
Traitor. I'll deal with you later...
Well, it's a long standing rule (as of now) that all boobs must be shown, at all times. I'm sorry, I wish I could make an exception but rules are rules.
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Hahahaha love that!
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