AWonkyDonkey
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Nah. Russians won't let me in apart from the dates on my visa
Ah sorry - I would but I cant be arsed
*Sigh* If I can't have a sandwich, how about that pity fuck you promised me?
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*Sigh* If I can't have a sandwich, how about that pity fuck you promised me?
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Tallulah82
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*Sigh* If I can't have a sandwich, how about that pity fuck you promised me?
WHUUUUUTTTTTT????
You had it mate!!!
Don't blame me if you were on your meds, high as a kite and can't remember anything?!!!
AWonkyDonkey
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Oh. Really? Wha...When?
Ohhhhhh! That knee-trembler? I remember it now. I thought that was someone else. Sorry. My bad.
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Nah, tis fine. If you remember it as a knee trembler then I am not going to argue. Obvs was a good day for me
AWonkyDonkey
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Nah, tis fine. If you remember it as a knee trembler then I am not going to argue. Obvs was a good day for me
Obvs I must have been on fire, as usual if it was good for you.
*struts.*
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Tallulah82
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Obvs I must have been on fire, as usual if it was good for you.
LOL!!!
*waits to see the strut turn into a stumble and falls like a wonky donkey does
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Rights.
Off to do a shop. Mebbe bring back some brie (yes - brie is on my diet)
Be good or be careful.
Off to do a shop. Mebbe bring back some brie (yes - brie is on my diet
)Be good or be careful.
AWonkyDonkey
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LOL!!!
*waits to see the strut turn into a stumble and falls like a wonky donkey does
I reckon you've installed a spy camera in my house. You seem to know whenever I'm feeling particularly wonky!
Ne'er mind, my chest hair will cushion me when I fall. I'll just bounce straight back up again!
Ooh, can you bring me a Pot Noodle back with you please? Thanks gorgeous!
AWonkyDonkey
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MSH2
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Do a lot of shuffling, don't you?
After a little too much walking in the woods, yeah >.<
AWonkyDonkey
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Too much walking in the woods and I'd end up crawling in to the room on my hands and knees.
MSH2
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Too much walking in the woods and I'd end up crawling in to the room on my hands and knees.
Next time I walk along the tram line, so I dont have to walk all the way back
AWonkyDonkey
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Next time I walk along the tram line, so I dont have to walk all the way back
Didn't get the Tram to Halfway, did you?
People used to have me on when I was a kid that it only went halfway and you had to walk the rest.
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Didn't get the Tram to Halfway, did you?
Not walking from Halfway
AWonkyDonkey
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Right, tea won't make itself. Back later.
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Yup, truth
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Shopping done. Kids fed. House hoovered (why does Lit insist on autocorrecting this to hover? Id love a hover house ) and now chilling for a while
) and now chilling for a while
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Shopping done. Kids fed. House hoovered (why does Lit insist on autocorrecting this to hover? Id love a hover house
Dinner all done, rest of the evening is all mine
AWonkyDonkey
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Shopping done. Kids fed. House hoovered (why does Lit insist on autocorrecting this to hover? Id love a hover house
You didn't get me my Pot Noodle did you? I've been sat with a fork and kept reboiling the kettle for the last 90 minutes. <sigh>
Just got out of ze bath. I am now a very clean donkey.
The rest of the night is a time for Lit stories and maybe a cheeky beer.
If I drop dead though, I'll let someone know in advance so they can phone the undertakers.
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Dinner all done, rest of the evening is all mine
Yay!!
My Friday evening target is to not fall asleep in front of my laptop before it is actually bedtime.
I am not too hopeful. I think I have unrealistic expectations of myself
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Tallulah82
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You didn't get me my Pot Noodle did you? I've been sat with a fork and kept reboiling the kettle for the last 90 minutes. <sigh>
Just got out of ze bath. I am now a very clean donkey.
The rest of the night is a time for Lit stories and maybe a cheeky beer.
If I drop dead though, I'll let someone know in advance so they can phone the undertakers.
Ha. Bloody hell Wonky. You weren't lit up when I got here. You got a sixth sense or summit?
Alas I forgot your pot noodle. Sorry. I did buy Weetabix though
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One can never expect the unexpected......but.....
One can never expect the unexpected......but.....
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Tallulah82
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One can never expect the unexpected......but.....
YAY!!!!
Long!!! Great to see you here
I love the unexpected. I crave the unexpected. Makes life so much more interesting
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Yay!!
My Friday evening target is to not fall asleep in front of my laptop before it is actually bedtime.
I am not too hopeful. I think I have unrealistic expectations of myself
Keyboardface is not very attractive
There may be beer in the near future too
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