UK thread part 2

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I;ve also been practising sneaking ;)

*sneaks up and steals the vodka*

Did I tell you ive been practising kung fu?

*leaps up and winds you with a kick in the stomach, then lands, kneeling on your chest as you fall to the floor. Takes the bottle from your hand and walks away*
 
Did I tell you ive been practising kung fu?

*leaps up and winds you with a kick in the stomach, then lands, kneeling on your chest as you fall to the floor. Takes the bottle from your hand and walks away*

I can see *gasp* right up *wheeze* Your *cough* skirt from *twitch* down here
 
*Lays in the corner, watching the shenanigans between Tal and Mash (Tal will win) whilst playing with himself.*

Sorry, I meant playing with the remote. Honest! Damn phone and its autocorrect.






Phew. I don't think anyone noticed that.
 
*Lays in the corner, watching the shenanigans between Tal and Mash (Tal will win) whilst playing with himself.*

Sorry, I meant playing with the remote. Honest! Damn phone and its autocorrect.


Phew. I don't think anyone noticed that.


LOL. No-one noticed. You are safe. Well. As safe as can be around here. :rolleyes:
 
LOL. No-one noticed. You are safe. Well. As safe as can be around here. :rolleyes:

Yay! :cool:

I'm thinking the night might be better used perusing the story section rather than watching England lose to a team that shouldn't be in the knockout stages of a major tournament.

Yes. Football talk. Don't worry, I'm shushing.

Lit and xvideos.com - a worthwhile night in. :D
 
Yay! :cool:

I'm thinking the night might be better used perusing the story section rather than watching England lose to a team that shouldn't be in the knockout stages of a major tournament.

Yes. Football talk. Don't worry, I'm shushing.

Lit and xvideos.com - a worthwhile night in. :D

Tomorrow will be spent going into town to get my stuff back from the brewdog :rolleyes:

and then doing some proper writing again :cool:
 
Yay! :cool:

I'm thinking the night might be better used perusing the story section rather than watching England lose to a team that shouldn't be in the knockout stages of a major tournament.

Yes. Football talk. Don't worry, I'm shushing.

Lit and xvideos.com - a worthwhile night in. :D

Sigh. I do so love it when England plays. Husband sits there groaning, sighing, throwing his arms in the air in frustration. Tis funny to watch :D

It is in my peripheral vision but I got Tim Minchin in my headphones and you here on my laptop :rose:
 
Tomorrow will be spent going into town to get my stuff back from the brewdog :rolleyes:

and then doing some proper writing again :cool:

what did that dog steal from you???? :eek:

(Wonky is good back up y'know - he can escort you :D)

Yay! proper writing? oooooh!!!!
 
Sigh. I do so love it when England plays. Husband sits there groaning, sighing, throwing his arms in the air in frustration. Tis funny to watch :D

It is in my peripheral vision but I got Tim Minchin in my headphones and you here on my laptop :rose:

Aww babe. *melts* :heart:

Btw. You have mail.
 
In that case I have a list :D and it doesnt even have any cleaning on there.......... well not at the top of the list :devil::devil:

Ha. Nope. I only perform when I want to. And I am bored of performing now.

*skips away*
 
what did that dog steal from you???? :eek:

(Wonky is good back up y'know - he can escort you :D)

Yay! proper writing? oooooh!!!!

Good backup? I'll be under the covers, shaking like Scooby Doo.

I'll send 'the lads' though. They'll sort it out. ;)
 
what did that dog steal from you???? :eek:

(Wonky is good back up y'know - he can escort you :D)

Yay! proper writing? oooooh!!!!

They stole money from me! but they also gave me beer, so its all good. I left my manbag there so I didnt lose it later :D

Yup, Vikings and stuff ;)
 
They stole money from me! but they also gave me beer, so its all good. I left my manbag there so I didnt lose it later :D

Yup, Vikings and stuff ;)


LOL. Why does you and manbag make complete sense to me? :cool:

Hmm. Stole money but gave you beer? almost sounds like a swap. I bet it wasn't a fair one though :D

Vikings and stuff? wow. That must have some real words in that. Too much big brain stuff there for me :eek:
 
LOL. Why does you and manbag make complete sense to me? :cool:

Hmm. Stole money but gave you beer? almost sounds like a swap. I bet it wasn't a fair one though :D

Vikings and stuff? wow. That must have some real words in that. Too much big brain stuff there for me :eek:

Its a very manly manbag :cool:

well it was kinda fair, and they have a tendency to give me free beer too, so it could be much worse :D

Yup, I'm gonna put words in it and everyfing :cool:
 
Its a very manly manbag :cool:

well it was kinda fair, and they have a tendency to give me free beer too, so it could be much worse :D

Yup, I'm gonna put words in it and everyfing :cool:

Ok. Yeah - but you left it there for a day or so now?? What if they have rummaged through your stuff? Tried your lipstick, or taken your packet of pocket tissues or even pinched the loose copper from the bottom of your bag????

You are very trusting!!!

I hope your words work for you :rose:
 
Ok. Yeah - but you left it there for a day or so now?? What if they have rummaged through your stuff? Tried your lipstick, or taken your packet of pocket tissues or even pinched the loose copper from the bottom of your bag????

You are very trusting!!!

I hope your words work for you :rose:

The only copper in there is a teeny little pot of paint and that other stuff is in the other bag :rolleyes:

Oh I usually make them work well enough :cool:
 
Sigh. My eyes are getting heavy so I am going to say goodnight - be good or be careful :devil:
 
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