AWonkyDonkey
This Donkey Is Wonky
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Sounds all very Roman to me..... And look what happened to them....![]()
24 hour long orgies? Sounds perfect to me.

I'm off anyway. A very early night for me!
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Sounds all very Roman to me..... And look what happened to them....![]()

24 hour long orgies? Sounds perfect to me.
I'm off anyway. A very early night for me!

You only just got here! Well I did comment on your post earlier.
Sleep tight, Monkey..... sorry, Wonky.......![]()
What, wot. !!! 24 hr orgies ?? Is that in our new england out of the EU yjingy ???? Can I invite overseas cock? Pmsl x
Thats it the Germans, French, Dutch ,Swedes etc will all be back at it now that those "straight laced" Brits aren't about to 'tut' at the meerest suggestion of indecency.
WooHoo!
You only just got here! Well I did comment on your post earlier.
Sleep tight, Monkey..... sorry, Wonky.......![]()


Good afternoon all
Ever get to Sunday, look back on your week and think 'bloody hell, that was tough' ?
Ne mind - even the fact that I forgot about my croissants in the oven and burned them to cinders this morning cannot skew my relaxed attitude today![]()

I know what you mean about the weekend though! It seems to have absolutely flown by.Afternoon buggerlugs.
Burning croissants to cinders is about the best thing you can do to them.I know what you mean about the weekend though! It seems to have absolutely flown by.



Hey there wanker
you stick to your straw - i'll have my croissants. Well. Not now. Sigh.
It was more not really realising just how 'WTF' the week was until you have time to sit while drinking a cup of tea
Whatcha upto today Wonks? I am on my third load of washing and enjoying my sofa for the next couple of hours as I plan a few days darn sarf during august![]()
I'm not doing an awful lot to be perfectly honest! I didn't sleep well - I was partying until the small hours with three Ukrainian hookers and a kilo of coke so there wasn't much time for snoozin'.![]()
Seriously, I'm dosed up on pain meds and resting, is all.
Ooh, where are you going dahn sarff? Doing anything nice?

Sounds like your usual Sat night
Big bro's wedding in Portsmouth for a couple of days then gunna work our way slowly back up the country for 3 days. Stone Henge is the the only place I know I want to go atm![]()
I know, right! Word got out that I'm a super stud *coughs* and obviously they wanted to see if I lived up to the hype.
Ooh, sounds good. Sounds like it'll be a fun time. Stonehenge does sound super.You're a bit late for the summer solstice though. If you let me know when you're going, I'll turn up and watch through binoculars as you strip and do the naked dance that is required whenever you go there.
I might have made that last bit up...
Lol. I know you've got the long-range spyware - you are such a pervert
Other ideas atm are mebbe Cheddar Gorge or Bath (for the Roman Baths). Further up is prob going to be Stratford upon Avon (for Shakespeare of course) then maybe final stop Harrogate (driven through but never stayed).

Oh, you know it.
Yeah, Stratford upon Avon sounds cool, it looks a nice little place too. Harrogate is a great place to visit. Knaresborough is also a good bet too.
Hmm, never considered Knaresborough - must have a peek online and see why I would want to...
I'm thinking - go to Harrogate and I will finally get to Betty's tea room![]()
I got dragged to Betty's in York.I think I was the only man in the whole place!
But York is more Evil Eye (cocktails) than afternoon tea for my friends and I![]()


I know that feeling. I went for a weekend of fun and got dragged in for afternoon tea and then guilt tripped into schlepping round the Minster for nigh on two hours.
Goodtimes.
Anyway, I'm going to have to depart. I need a nap like you wouldn't believe! Enjoywhat remains of your time on the sofa and if you're free later, you can do some washing for me. Cheers wench.![]()
Edit: Yes, a nap nap. Not a 'nap'.![]()
