UK thread part 2

[Tallulah82]

Sheesh. I come on here for a bit of light entertainment - and end up defending my little ole innocent self

I am off for the next couple of hours to meet a friend and put the real world to rights.

See ya

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Haha. Hey!!! I am not THAT loud?!! Erm. Well, not usually. My excuse is cos I was with my sisters - you gotta be loud to be heard. Just like you gotta get in there and grab the food before it's all gone

<yes, I am deliberately ignoring your innuendo >

What innuendo? I'm being good, for once(!) I could just hear you tucking in to all that food from here.

I do like the idea of eating whatever you want and not having to worry about it because you'll work it off.
I don't know how much I put on, but I ate waaaay too much. You know when something tastes delicious and you can't tear yourself away from it?
<innocent grin...>

 

[Tallulah82]

Evening <I would tip my hat but I aint wearing one. I would curtsey but I aint a lady>

Just a lay-by as I flit between laptop and kitchen to check on my chicken curry

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Evening <I would tip my hat but I aint wearing one. I would curtsey but I aint a lady>

Just a lay-by as I flit between laptop and kitchen to check on my chicken curry

*Waves from his bed.*

I ain't saying anything. <sigh> It's about time I got up anyway.

 

[Tallulah82]

*Waves from his bed.*

I ain't saying anything. <sigh> It's about time I got up anyway.

Got up??? GOT UP???? GOT UP???

You telling me you've been in bed this whole time I have had to be up, out, social, nice, friendly, blah blah blah - YOU BIN IN BED????

I hate you.

 

[Friendlymann]

Got up??? GOT UP???? GOT UP???

You telling me you've been in bed this whole time I have had to be up, out, social, nice, friendly, blah blah blah - YOU BIN IN BED????

I hate you.

You could always join him, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, would you Wonky?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Got up??? GOT UP???? GOT UP???

You telling me you've been in bed this whole time I have had to be up, out, social, nice, friendly, blah blah blah - YOU BIN IN BED????

I hate you.

I have. I've been snoozing in a lovely warm bed. I've been floating away whilst my body was massaged by the duvet and sheets...

Nah, not really. I've been doing my dying duck act, shivering my way through this cold and generally feeling like a very poorly little soldier.

Oh, if there was only some willing nurse to come mop my fevered brow...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You could always join him, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, would you Wonky?

You know me too well buddy. I could always do with an extra pillow.

 

[Tallulah82]

You could always join him, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, would you Wonky?

Whaaatttt?

Sheesh. I do not know where you get these random ideas from. I would never scare Wonky in such a way. Poor donkey. He would not know what had hit him!!

Don't worry Wonky - I would not shred your innocence to pieces like that

 

[Tallulah82]

I have. I've been snoozing in a lovely warm bed. I've been floating away whilst my body was massaged by the duvet and sheets...

Nah, not really. I've been doing my dying duck act, shivering my way through this cold and generally feeling like a very poorly little soldier.

Oh, if there was only some willing nurse to come mop my fevered brow...

LOL!!!

Erm. Keep away from me please - I do NOT need any donkey germs

I am sure there must be some lovely lady on here who is willing to tend to you. Shall I put an advert out for you? See how helpful I am?

 

[Tallulah82]

You know me too well buddy. I could always do with an extra pillow.

Strike 1

 

[Tallulah82]

LOL!!!

Erm. Keep away from me please - I do NOT need any donkey germs

I am sure there must be some lovely lady on here who is willing to tend to you. Shall I put an advert out for you? See how helpful I am?

SORRY!!!

I just realised how stereotypical I was being. Male nurses are just as efficient and caring. I shall edit my advert to include applications for tender male hands too...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Whaaatttt?

Sheesh. I do not know where you get these random ideas from. I would never scare Wonky in such a way. Poor donkey. He would not know what had hit him!!

Don't worry Wonky - I would not shred your innocence to pieces like that

Wha..?! You wouldn't? *sniffle*

I want you to. Shred it. SHRED IT ALL!

...*cough* um... I mean. Oh okay. I'll have to make do with my VIP subscription to xvideos and order another three dozen boxes of Kleenex.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

SORRY!!!

I just realised how stereotypical I was being. Male nurses are just as efficient and caring. I shall edit my advert to include applications for tender male hands too...

I hate you right now. I really do... Oh, okay. I still love you a little.

 

[Tallulah82]

Wha..?! You wouldn't? *sniffle*

I want you to. Shred it. SHRED IT ALL!

...*cough* um... I mean. Oh okay. I'll have to make do with my VIP subscription to xvideos and order another three dozen boxes of Kleenex.

LMAO!!!

Oh babe. You have NO idea what you think you are wishing for. You do not want this. Stop letting people like Friendly convince you otherwise.

And FYI - public begging is simply NOT attractive. Stop sniffling and MAN UP.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LMAO!!!

Oh babe. You have NO idea what you think you are wishing for. You do not want this. Stop letting people like Friendly convince you otherwise.

And FYI - public begging is simply NOT attractive. Stop sniffling and MAN UP.

Public begging? I'm not beneath that. *holds out his cap* Any spare change, missus?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Anyway, I'm off to find something nice to snack on and maybe treat myself to a scalding bath. Evening folks!

 

[MSH2]

Dinner all sorted................ and everyone's gone

 

[Tallulah82]

Dinner all sorted................ and everyone's gone

Boo!!

Am not here really...

 

[MSH2]

Boo!!

Am not here really...

in that case you wouldnt really mind getting stickyhumped since you're not here and therefore it couldnt really have happened






or something

 

[Tallulah82]

in that case you wouldnt really mind getting stickyhumped since you're not here and therefore it couldnt really have happened

or something

Lol!! Sticky humped??

I only popped on to do one thing - i am gone again, not getting drawn into stickyhumping right now <feeling sad>

 

[MSH2]

Lol!! Sticky humped??

I only popped on to do one thing - i am gone again, not getting drawn into stickyhumping right now <feeling sad>

Alas! no humping anywhere sticky or otherwise

And I was just looking for something sweet for dessert

 

[EmilyJane]

Good morning before work and a flight beckon.

 

[Friendlymann]

Good morning before work and a flight beckon.

Good morning and safe travelling

 

[EmilyJane]

Good morning and safe travelling

I'm going to be late!