MSH2
Sir Spanky Sword
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Oh, I didn't know you can get hard yoghurt ones! LOL - yeah, I understand your wine gum dilemma
Sorted - yup![]()
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Oh, I didn't know you can get hard yoghurt ones! LOL - yeah, I understand your wine gum dilemma
Sorted - yup![]()

Haha. Oh you sweet smelling donkey
I am watching 8 out of 10 cats does countdown![]()

*shrug* Could've been worse, one particular brand of that mint shower gel is a bit too tingly if used down south.
Is Jon Richardson on tonight?![]()
Was going to mention it but then thought - 'no Tal, don't point it out'. (I am so wet atm LOL - yupWas going to mention it but then thought - 'no Tal, don't point it out'. (I am so wet atm
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Well if that statement doesn't fill your inbox, (snigger) nothing will!
Well if that statement doesn't fill your inbox, (snigger) nothing will!

What?? I just spilled my cup of tea is all <innocent smile>
(yes - that makes me wet and warm)
She's always struck me as a girl who can fill her inbox all on her own![]()
What's wrong with smelling of lavender and juniper berries? I think it sounds good. Lavender mixes well often with manly pheromones.
She's always struck me as a girl who can fill her inbox all on her own![]()
What's wrong with smelling of lavender and juniper berries? I think it sounds good. Lavender mixes well often with manly pheromones.
LOL!!! Sigh. I am just here for the sweets you know! (oh, and Wonky's takeaways)

Yeah, yeah - and my real name is Johnny Studd and I have a thirteen inch cock...
I'm beginning to think that the tales of her being an innocent Catholic girl were all a bunch of porkies.
Street cried smell terrible.
I love the smell of real lavender. Only need a little mind you....mmm, and the taste.....

<GRINS> hey Johnny- how you doin'?![]()
You call them whatever you damnwell please, we know exactly what you're here for![]()
See! Mention a 13 inch cock and look who turns up.You size queen, you. I know you're here for more than my takeaway!


Haha. I was already here!!! I didn't hear the distant calling of "13 inch cock on the UK thread" and come arunning y'know![]()
And of course I am here for more than just your takeaways! You is da man - I wanna hang out with the donkey dude who got the street cred![]()
I'll try not to make a total ass of myself!You didn't? Awww. *Pulls the folded pair of socks out of his shorts.*
You say the sweetest things!I'll try not to make a total ass of myself!
LMAO!!! Too late!! <oops>![]()
*Shrugs* Ah well. I'm used to it.![]()
...
Is that a violin, I hear?


Sigh - well, tis getting late and this one woman needs to move her arse. So goodnight all you loverly people![]()




Ah - now, don't bother starting that. You KNOW I am not one for dishing out sympathy. Man up![]()
be good.