UK thread part 2

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What?? I just spilled my cup of tea is all <innocent smile>

(yes - that makes me wet and warm :eek:)

Yeah, yeah - and my real name is Johnny Studd and I have a thirteen inch cock...

She's always struck me as a girl who can fill her inbox all on her own :devil:

I'm beginning to think that the tales of her being an innocent Catholic girl were all a bunch of porkies.
 
Yeah, yeah - and my real name is Johnny Studd and I have a thirteen inch cock...



I'm beginning to think that the tales of her being an innocent Catholic girl were all a bunch of porkies.


<GRINS> hey Johnny- how you doin'? :cool:

Haha. Did my sarcasm float over the head of some? I would never be this fucked up if I didn't have such a strict Catholic upbringing :eek:
 
You call them whatever you damnwell please, we know exactly what you're here for :rolleyes::rolleyes::D


Haha - oh you think I am THAT predictable? Sigh. I'll have you know I joined Lit by accident. Don't know how I ended up here <shrugs>
 
See! Mention a 13 inch cock and look who turns up. ;) You size queen, you. I know you're here for more than my takeaway!

Haha. I was already here!!! I didn't hear the distant calling of "13 inch cock on the UK thread" and come arunning y'know :p

And of course I am here for more than just your takeaways! You is da man - I wanna hang out with the donkey dude who got the street cred :rose:
 
Haha. I was already here!!! I didn't hear the distant calling of "13 inch cock on the UK thread" and come arunning y'know :p

You didn't? Awww. *Pulls the folded pair of socks out of his shorts.*

And of course I am here for more than just your takeaways! You is da man - I wanna hang out with the donkey dude who got the street cred :rose:

You say the sweetest things! :kiss: I'll try not to make a total ass of myself!
 
Sigh - well, tis getting late and this one woman needs to move her arse. So goodnight all you loverly people :kiss::rose:
 
Ah - now, don't bother starting that. You KNOW I am not one for dishing out sympathy. Man up :eek:

You know me so well now! I'll have to work harder in future.

Right, I'm going to call it a night now as I'm a very tired Donkey. G'night Tal :kiss: be good.
Night everyone else! Keep an eye on her and make sure she doesn't misbehave!
 
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