UK thread part 2

[Friendlymann]

I went to a convent, two of my dearest friends and mentors are Monsignors, one in the Vatican, one not. . They are neither of them 'uptight'. Another important mentor in my teenage life was the priest who Helped me when I decided I was not going to be confirmed and was not a believer. I think were I not in this life I might have been rather a fun nun, a lot about the life appealed, but the believing was a big problem!

Yes absence of belief would be a bit like a car minus wheels!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I know right?! I can't help it - it is my good Catholic upbringing. All my life i have believed that having fun is not a requirement in life. Sex is a perfunctory act and sinful otherwise.
I am trying to learn the easy, relaxed ways of Lit but I am shocked daily by the ways people talk on here. Masturbation???!!! *almost faints*

Lol!

 

[Tallulah82]

I was thrown out of the altar boys, banned from the choir and thrown out of the youth group for getting a nun drunk. In my defence she got herself drunk........ I just helped a little

I erm, was a bit tipsy at my confirmation meal... It wasn't my fault - we were only 13 and they put bottles of wine on the tables and expected us to be sensible

My mum really shouted at the priest

 

[Tallulah82]

I was thrown out of the altar boys, banned from the choir and thrown out of the youth group for getting a nun drunk. In my defence she got herself drunk........ I just helped a little

Oh - and I used to totally perv on the alter boys
In those days girls were not allowed to be alter servers but I was in the choir so it was easy enough

 

[MSH2]

Oh - and I used to totally perv on the alter boys
In those days girls were not allowed to be alter servers but I was in the choir so it was easy enough

I was one of the pervy altar boys

was thrown out for doing the mass in the cassock and boots. Was kicked out of teh choir for doing one of the choir members behind the organ.

I gets bored easily

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well, I have never been religious but I know what its like when you're part of something away from home.

I took part in an extended school trip away when I was a young teenager and we were accompanied by a young teacher. I was totally convinced that I was God's gift to women but no matter how many times I tried, this gorgeous woman wouldn't even look at me.

It was only after I appreciated how wrong it would have been anyway. Plus, I found out she was engaged to a Fireman, so I wouldn't have stood a chance even if I was over 16.

 

[Tallulah82]

I had to avert my eyes!

Looking away???

Wimp

 

[Tallulah82]

Well, I have never been religious but I know what its like when you're part of something away from home.

I took part in an extended school trip away when I was a young teenager and we were accompanied by a young teacher. I was totally convinced that I was God's gift to women but no matter how many times I tried, this gorgeous woman wouldn't even look at me.

It was only after I appreciated how wrong it would have been anyway. Plus, I found out she was engaged to a Fireman, so I wouldn't have stood a chance even if I was over 16.

Aww. Babe. You know she wanted you. She just couldn't break the law is all. She wanted you. Never doubt it. We women are good as seeing everything - EVERYTHING

 

[Tallulah82]

I was one of the pervy altar boys

was thrown out for doing the mass in the cassock and boots. Was kicked out of teh choir for doing one of the choir members behind the organ.

I gets bored easily

LOL. So it seems!!!

I am torn between admiration for such young rebellious behaviour (I didn't really become rebellious until I was 19) and horrified at the fact you are going to hell!!

(I will meet you there, we can rock it up together )

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MSH2]

LOL. So it seems!!!

I am torn between admiration for such young rebellious behaviour (I didn't really become rebellious until I was 19) and horrified at the fact you are going to hell!!

(I will meet you there, we can rock it up together )

I didnt want to be in the frigging altar boys it was essentially a waste of time I could have spent doing someone else. And getting thrown out was much easier than having a huge argument with my somewhat insane mother. Also it was much more fun

Oh hell doesnt really want me, they've set up a sort of reservation on the edge for me

 

[Tallulah82]

It's a GB thing. It's the first time I have done it.

Haha - my goodness you have a cheeky wink sometimes

Liking the new name (and avatar) - a temporary change or feeling a bit more permanent?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LOL. So it seems!!!

I am torn between admiration for such young rebellious behaviour (I didn't really become rebellious until I was 19) and horrified at the fact you are going to hell!!

(I will meet you there, we can rock it up together )

You do know that Hell don't want you. They know that they wouldn't be able to control you. You'll be in the exclusive "Super-Duper Hell" along with Adolf Hitler and the bloke who invented Marmite.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Tallulah82]

You do know that Hell don't want you. They know that they wouldn't be able to control you. You'll be in the exclusive "Super-Duper Hell" along with Adolf Hitler and the bloke who invented Marmite.

LMAO!!!!

Geez. Love you too babe! You know I am taking you with me (and I know you are looking forward to it )

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LMAO!!!!

Geez. Love you too babe! You know I am taking you with me (and I know you are looking forward to it )

I'm counting on it, hot stuff! (See what I did there? Damn, I'm clever.) I need to work on my tan.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Who'd like a pear drop? I normally don't share but I'm feeling nice tonight.

 

[MSH2]

Who'd like a pear drop? I normally don't share but I'm feeling nice tonight.

I have yoghurt fruit sweets, mint imperials, a jar of boiled fruit sweets of questionable age and a small tub of victorian tar cough sweets............. oh and a bag of dates

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I have yoghurt fruit sweets, mint imperials, a jar of boiled fruit sweets of questionable age and a small tub of victorian tar cough sweets............. oh and a bag of dates

I'm not keen on anything other than the fruit sweets. I love these drops from Tesco though!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm such a macho man. I just took a shower and realised I hadn't retrieved my shower gel from the bath so I picked up something at random and used that... I wondered what the smell was. Apparently its Lavender and Juniper Berries.

I won't be doing that again.

 

[Tallulah82]

I have yoghurt fruit sweets, mint imperials, a jar of boiled fruit sweets of questionable age and a small tub of victorian tar cough sweets............. oh and a bag of dates

Yoghurt covered raisins? mmmm (well done for spelling yoghurt the original way and not the changed way of yogurt - sigh).

I only do mint imperials when travelling, boiled fruit sweets when there is NOTHING ELSE sweet available and the cough sweets? Yeah, prob after the boiled sweets are gone

And dates are only ever acceptable in banana bread and rockyroad bars!

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm such a macho man. I just took a shower and realised I hadn't retrieved my shower gel from the bath so I picked up something at random and used that... I wondered what the smell was. Apparently its Lavender and Juniper Berries.

I won't be doing that again.

Haha. Oh you sweet smelling donkey

I am watching 8 out of 10 cats does countdown

 

[MSH2]

Yoghurt covered raisins? mmmm (well done for spelling yoghurt the original way and not the changed way of yogurt - sigh).

I only do mint imperials when travelling, boiled fruit sweets when there is NOTHING ELSE sweet available and the cough sweets? Yeah, prob after the boiled sweets are gone

And dates are only ever acceptable in banana bread and rockyroad bars!

nah, they're hard sweets, the yoghurty ones. I only buy hard sweets now, no more wondering who the fuck ate the rest of teh wine gums and then realising I;m the only one in the room

And the dates are ................ well they're fruit right? five of those a day and I;m sorted, right?

 

[Penuche]

<snip> Apparently its Lavender and Juniper Berries.

I won't be doing that again.

*shrug* Could've been worse, one particular brand of that mint shower gel is a bit too tingly if used down south.

 

[Tallulah82]

nah, they're hard sweets, the yoghurty ones. I only buy hard sweets now, no more wondering who the fuck ate the rest of teh wine gums and then realising I;m the only one in the room

And the dates are ................ well they're fruit right? five of those a day and I;m sorted, right?

Oh, I didn't know you can get hard yoghurt ones! LOL - yeah, I understand your wine gum dilemma

Sorted - yup