UK thread part 2

[Tallulah82]

Gooood morning all!! Ahhh, it's good to be off work

That said - no rest for the wicked as the house is demanding being cleaned and I have a meeting at 11am - sigh. Ne mind - still got a sleep in!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

wonky, I shouldn't have boasted to you the other day! I jinxed myself...I find my self with not the same situation today .

Aww no! That sucks Sorry to hear that Elle!

Gooood morning all!! Ahhh, it's good to be off work

That said - no rest for the wicked as the house is demanding being cleaned and I have a meeting at 11am - sigh. Ne mind - still got a sleep in!

Morning trouble!

I'll have your rest today then seeing as you can't use it. I have a stinking cold coming on, I think and I haven't slept so I'm hoping today will be an easy one. I hope everyone has a good day. Stay lucky people!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Friendlymann]

It's good really, it reinforces my feelings about my recent luck! It's good to have a reminder. . I'm sure it's just a set back. I plan cleaning today, so I've had a hot bath ( proving it cannot be so bad, because I both got in and out alone) and plan some recumbent yoga and rest this morning and cleaning later when hopefully I will be more mobile.

Your recumbent yoga isn't like a certain person's nap by any chance?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It's good really, it reinforces my feelings about my recent luck! It's good to have a reminder. . I'm sure it's just a set back. I plan cleaning today, so I've had a hot bath ( proving it cannot be so bad, because I both got in and out alone) and plan some recumbent yoga and rest this morning and cleaning later when hopefully I will be more mobile.

I may have a hot bath later and hope that helps. You can tell I'm not with it. I turned the TV on about 20 minutes ago and just now I've thought "They're showing these adverts for a long time! It's like they're on a loop..." It's taken me all of that time to figure out I'm on the Sky TV help channel.

I hope you start to feel better as the day goes on!

And friendly... A certain person isn't the only person to call a nap a 'nap'. I've been doing it for a while, although I do usually end up having a proper nap instead!

 

[Friendlymann]

I may have a hot bath later and hope that helps. You can tell I'm not with it. I turned the TV on about 20 minutes ago and just now I've thought "They're showing these adverts for a long time! It's like they're on a loop..." It's taken me all of that time to figure out I'm on the Sky TV help channel.

I hope you start to feel better as the day goes on!

And friendly... A certain person isn't the only person to call a nap a 'nap'. I've been doing it for a while, although I do usually end up having a proper nap instead!

Proper and improper naps - all good.

I also hope that you and Gianbattista feel better.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Proper and improper naps - all good.

I also hope that you and Gianbattista feel better.

Thanks buddy.

 

[Tallulah82]

Your recumbent yoga isn't like a certain person's nap by any chance?

Haha! Come on - I KNOW I am not the only one who uses nap time for not-naps
if Elle's recumbent yoga is as satisfying as my naps then I may have to look into those too

 

[EmilyJane]

Good morning. Luton bound today. Not long at all in fact.

 

[Tallulah82]

Good morning. Luton bound today. Not long at all in fact.

Hi EmilyJane - great to see more females here

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm going to have a nap for a little while - I'm not sure what kind it'll be but we'll soon see. See you later guys, girls and those undecided.

*Crawls away on hands and knees.*

 

[expertlinguist]

Good morning. Luton bound today. Not long at all in fact.

I'd love to bind you in Luton!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

So I've just taken the BDSM test that a lot of people have on their signature blocks. My results:


88% Voyeur
79% Vanilla
68% Submissive
59% Experimentalist
50% Switch
46% Ageplayer
45% Primal (Prey)

I think the above seem to come to some conclusion that I'm a Peeping Tom who likes plain sex but also likes to experiment as long as I am with a dominant woman...

*scratches head.*

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Mat yoga! Floor yoga, yoga where I stretch from not standing positions!

If I am going to share that I am going to masturbate I'll use the word masturbate I think, I am not so afraid.

Any way, looks like today my body says that it's about not doing too much. Que sera sera, huh?!. Tomorrow is another day and I will better face it perhaps if I respect my body. I find it very hard not to push when I want to get things done, but the weather is helping me take it easy.

The weather is making me want to hibernate like a bear!

And you can't, can't use masturbate. Have you forgotten that the entire population of the UK are sexually repressed and have to resort to code words to get their point across? Haha!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

MASTURBATION!

*Turns to salt.*

 

[Tallulah82]

MASTURBATION!

LOL!!!

 

[Tallulah82]

The weather is making me want to hibernate like a bear!

And you can't, can't use masturbate. Have you forgotten that the entire population of the UK are sexually repressed and have to resort to code words to get their point across? Haha!

Haha - yeah, that's what I am. Sexually repressed. Sigh. I wish I was more liberated...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Haha - yeah, that's what I am. Sexually repressed. Sigh. I wish I was more liberated...

I know. You need to loosen up girl. Learn to have fun.

*Imagines Tal dressed in a beige skirt down to her ankles and a cardigan buttoned to the neck.*

<dribble>

Ooh, I forgot - the librarian look does it for me.

 

[Tallulah82]

I know. You need to loosen up girl. Learn to have fun.

*Imagines Tal dressed in a beige skirt down to her ankles and a cardigan buttoned to the neck.*

<dribble>

Ooh, I forgot - the librarian look does it for me.

I know right?! I can't help it - it is my good Catholic upbringing. All my life i have believed that having fun is not a requirement in life. Sex is a perfunctory act and sinful otherwise.
I am trying to learn the easy, relaxed ways of Lit but I am shocked daily by the ways people talk on here. Masturbation???!!! *almost faints*

 

[Friendlymann]

I know right?! I can't help it - it is my good Catholic upbringing. All my life i have believed that having fun is not a requirement in life. Sex is a perfunctory act and sinful otherwise.
I am trying to learn the easy, relaxed ways of Lit but I am shocked daily by the ways people talk on here. Masturbation???!!! *almost faints*

I had to avert my eyes!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I went to a convent, two of my dearest friends and mentors are Monsignors, one in the Vatican, one not. . They are neither of them 'uptight'. Another important mentor in my teenage life was the priest who Helped me when I decided I was not going to be confirmed and was not a believer. I think were I not in this life I might have been rather a fun nun, a lot about the life appealed, but the believing was a big problem!

How have you changed your name?

See, I'm confused again. It doesn't take much.

 

[MSH2]

I went to a convent, two of my dearest friends and mentors are Monsignors, one in the Vatican, one not. . They are neither of them 'uptight'. Another important mentor in my teenage life was the priest who Helped me when I decided I was not going to be confirmed and was not a believer. I think were I not in this life I might have been rather a fun nun, a lot about the life appealed, but the believing was a big problem!

I was thrown out of the altar boys, banned from the choir and thrown out of the youth group for getting a nun drunk. In my defence she got herself drunk........ I just helped a little