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Haha - oh dear, you are easily confused? Aw sweetie - let me help:
*soothes you with a damp cloth while saying 'there, there'*
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Haha - oh dear, you are easily confused? Aw sweetie - let me help:
*soothes you with a damp cloth while saying 'there, there'*
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*Pipes up from the corner where he's trying unsuccessfully to eat dinner*
Beans, beans... Good for the heart.
The more you eat... The more you...
Yes I know, I'm a classy guy.
Beans, beans... Good for the heart.
The more you eat... The more you...
Yes I know, I'm a classy guy.
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It's that diet of yours rich in oats and straw!
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Maybe it is, mate. I thought a donkey had an easy life, little did I know that they endured such hardship!
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Not just that, but wonky too!
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There is that too! Ohhhh woe is me!
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Where am I?
Oh my dear man. I can only imagine how it feels to not know where you are or not understand what you are supposed to be doing
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Oh my dear man. I can only imagine how it feels to not know where you are or not understand what you are supposed to be doing
Who said that, c'mon, show yourself, I know you're there!
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*Pokes friendly with a stick and legs it as fast as he can...(which isn't very fast!)
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Lol!! Legs it - yeah yeah. Hobbles more like. *watches with amusement to how much effort he puts into walking slowly*
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Ah c'mon friendly, i aint a small woman - surely you can see me? If not, follow the sounds of my laughing and feel your way
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You're evil. Pure. Evil.
Love you, long time!
Me? Evil? Nooooo. I just like watching you struggle, harmless amusement is all
You know i love you long time.
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Me? Evil? Nooooo. I just like watching you struggle, harmless amusement is all
You know i love you long time.
I'm glad I amuse you.
The next time I want to impress you, I shall fall down a flight of stairs or something. 
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Ah c'mon friendly, i aint a small woman - surely you can see me? If not, follow the sounds of my laughing and feel your way
Feel my way - now you're talking!
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Yuck - cold rain most of the day. Back into trainers, and the cold cuts etc planned for tonight were switched to roasted veg + black forest ham. Really pissed off, this is just not right for this time of year!
Black Forest Ham? I prefer Black Forest Gateau!
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*wicked laugh as he nears, blindly holding his arms outstretched ....*
*Tries to imagine Tallulah as a pinata*.
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Ha. Yeah. A piñata that hits back
Mine eyes are tired so I shall bid Lit a goodnight - and since I am on holiday, I shall return at all hours tomorrow (god help you all).
Goodnight *takes a bow and departs*
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Ha. Yeah. A piñata that hits back
Mine eyes are tired so I shall bid Lit a goodnight - and since I am on holiday, I shall return at all hours tomorrow (god help you all).
Goodnight *takes a bow and departs*
G'night gorgeous!
Hi G. Not sleeping is how I'm doing. I'm hoping I'll be asleep soon!
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Good morning everyone
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