AWonkyDonkey
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*Sticks his arse against the wall.*
I might be a equine, but I'm certainly no piece of ass.
Did I hear a groan? TAXI!!
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*Sticks his arse against the wall.*
I might be a equine, but I'm certainly no piece of ass.
Did I hear a groan? TAXI!!
Jaime_H
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Don't worry, Wonky. You may assume I have no intention of making a ass of u or me.
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LOL! Erm, i used the term bromance in the fashion of two straight men having a close friendship WITHOUT the sex. But hey. If this is secretly playing on your mind (bum-sex) then dont be ashamed, tis all good in the world of Lit!
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What???? You are NOT a piece of ass??? Sigh. May as well get my own taxi outta here...
Jaime_H
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Now you are just having a wank fantasy....... Feel free if you want to get off on it. I won't charge...
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Hehe....ASSume...
AWonkyDonkey
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Correction. I'm no piece of ass for anything with male genitalia.
For you Tallulah, I'll be whatever you want me to be. *Throws up a little.* I may regret saying that.Jaime... Nice pun. Certainly a 'Badoom Tshhh' moment.
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Oh, Wonky won't take up too much space am sure!
Oh Elle - can i just say ouch and haha at the same time! These men know nothing of our pain of breasts!
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Now you are just having a wank fantasy....... Feel free if you want to get off on it. I won't charge...
If? Oops. Too late *blushes*.
Jaime_H
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I was going to try and some something silly but realised it would be inappropriate.
You' re right, empathise as one might, a guy can't........
AWonkyDonkey
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All I need is a firm hand and the occasional carrot.
I'm using my laptop at the moment - this feels weird!
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AWonkyDonkey
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Firm hand? Donkeys need a lot of patience, and a surprising amount of activity to be kept happy and healthy. I feel really sorry when I see them kept with out other donkeys just with ponies too.
I'm not a typical Donkey, Elle. I'm a wonky one! Take no notice of the long face, I'm happy really!
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I'm not a typical Donkey, Elle. I'm a wonky one! Take no notice of the long face, I'm happy really!
Lol! Erm Wonky...i think that Elle is spot on. You unknowingly /unwittingly demand patience from many around you, you need plenty of *ahem* activity...
And now, you have found your herd (aka Jaime)
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Oh, you are special
Lol!!!
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Oh, you are special
Oh, wait! Were you being serious or sarcastic? Oops. Erm. Sorry Wonky, yeah - what Elle says...
Jaime_H
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Think its time I went to watch the Sewing Bee I recorded last night.......
AWonkyDonkey
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Oh, you are special
Aww, thank you. *Blushes wildly and hides his face.*
Lol! Erm Wonky...i think that Elle is spot on. You unknowingly /unwittingly demand patience from many around you, you need plenty of *ahem* activity...
And now, you have found your herd (aka Jaime)
Of course I need plenty of "*ahem* activity", a healthy Donkey needs exercise.
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Ah damn, am so jealous! All i get to do is utilise my new pack of batteries while exploring a fresh new fantasy. Sigh.
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AWonkyDonkey
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I really need to stop dribbling.
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