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Hmm, not sure but i do know i am spending next week sorting this shit out. Not amusing to be accessing tinternet on phone all the time (i want my keyboard and large screen grrr)
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Hmm, not sure but i do know i am spending next week sorting this shit out. Not amusing to be accessing tinternet on phone all the time (i want my keyboard and large screen grrr)
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Good evening everyone!!! Just sitting down now after my boys birthday party 
Still wearing party hat and nibbling on left over cheese sandwiches (no comments about diet - i know, i know).
Still wearing party hat and nibbling on left over cheese sandwiches (no comments about diet - i know, i know).
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Good evening everyone!!! Just sitting down now after my boys birthday party
Still wearing party hat and nibbling on left over cheese sandwiches (no comments about diet - i know, i know).
Did he enjoy it?
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AWonkyDonkey
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Course he did!
Happy days!! I hope you didn't abuse any of my relatives by playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey!"
...I didn't realise my username would have so many puns to play with.
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Happy days!! I hope you didn't abuse any of my relatives by playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey!"
...I didn't realise my username would have so many puns to play with.
Haha, nope. Asking a group of kids with autism to play party games involving blindfolds is just asking for trouble lol.
And anyways, i've played more 'pin the tail on the donkey' at Ann Summers parties than elsewhere
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Ahh yes.. I see your point!
Glad the little guy had a good party anyway.And anyways, i've played more 'pin the tail on the donkey' at Ann Summers parties than elsewhere
Shouldn't that be 'pin the cock on the donkey' then?
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Shouldn't that be 'pin the cock on the donkey' then?
*coughs and spits out drink* whattt? Excuse me sir, how crass can you get?! Sheesh! Just throwing cock around so casually like that - and in public too??!! My goodness!
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Cock!
Cock!
Cock!
Ahh, I'm tired. I'm acting out.
I need a nap. Please accept my most sincere apologies ma'am..
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Cock!
Cock!
Cock!
Ahh, I'm tired. I'm acting out.
LMAO. i see your cock gets bigger the more tired you are? Hmm. Interesting...
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I'm exhausted. I have never been this tired in my life... *Closes eyes and dozes.*
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LMAO! I guess that should be on your bucket list..."attend to a donkey's personal hygiene". Now. If only there were a donkey somewhere nearby...
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*Collapses on his bed of hay...* (This has all the makings of a VERY weird role play.)
And I do NOT have smegma! Ha.
I'm a very clean ass.
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Well, I am imagining the amount of smegma cannot be that much less
( I am sure wonkey donkeys have to be cleaner!)
*looks blankly* dunno what smegma is.... NOT saying i want to either. You two just get on with it lol. (sounds disgusting)
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*Retreats to his stable and behaves like a good donkey should.*
<Cough>
Ooh, look! My phone makes breasts. ⊙⊙ *giggles like a teenager*
<Cough>
Ooh, look! My phone makes breasts. ⊙⊙ *giggles like a teenager*
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I just photo mine with my phone,
I do the same although they're that big, I have to use a selfie stick to get them all in!
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I think I posted a pic of my chest on here a while back.. *Goes for a look.*
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