UK thread part 2

[Jaime_H]

We seem to have escaped the storms on God's own Country......

 

[expertlinguist]

Rather quiet around here . . . I trust most of you are probably stuck in a traffic jam on your way to/from your weekend destination . . .

 

[Friendlymann]

Quietly waking up.

Good morning

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Friendlymann]

We are taking ages to get to the garden this morning.....been in bed for a two and a half hours . Nice way to start the day, but....there is so much to do!

Still, we're having something to drink now, then heading to the vegetable garden I think. .

Happy gardening!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Friendlymann]

. He decided he needed THREE eggs, three pieces of toast, a bowl of cereal, two cups of coffee....

We are never getting outside...........

I have done some little potting on jobs, but he wants me to wait for him and I cannot do any of the heavy jobs alone.

He is a tortoise and I am a hare,

And I am a slug hunter, the rain last night brought them out in legions.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Friendlymann]

It's a bad year. Mild winter.

I would like to buy a trio of pretty call ducks to help.

And recruit a few hedgehogs

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hello everyone!! I'm back!!

Had a lovely couple of days, but unfortunately back to normality! Absolutely shattered so I think I'm going for a proper nap.

I hope everyone has had a great weekend so far.

 

[Tallulah82]

Am not here. Honest. Am sat in the sunshine in St Helens and whilst the conversation lulls into what we are eating tonight i am sneaking on to say hi

Now. Why is my glass empty?...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hi Tal!

Are you still away? Five days I think you said? Lucky you! I hope you've not had too many cocktails so far!

*Sigh* Right folks, this donkey is going to go do some jobs that have been left for me whilst I've been away!

 

[Tallulah82]

Hi Tal!

Are you still away? Five days I think you said? Lucky you! I hope you've not had too many cocktails so far!

*Sigh* Right folks, this donkey is going to go do some jobs that have been left for me whilst I've been away!

Hey gorgeous

Yup. Til Tuesday. Not too many tbh but am certainly enjoying myself regardless
Glad you enjoyed your break xx

 

[Sundayschild]

Hmmm. Wonder if new Top Gear will be any good?

 

[Friendlymann]

Hmmm. Wonder if new Top Gear will be any good?

Soon find details out!

 

[Sundayschild]

Soon find details out!

I'm thinking lots of people will be expecting some kind of tv nirvana, rather than a fun little car show...

 

[Friendlymann]

I'm thinking lots of people will be expecting some kind of tv nirvana, rather than a fun little car show...

You don't think The Stig is really Kurt Cobain do you?

 

[Sundayschild]

You don't think The Stig is really Kurt Cobain do you?

Some say he eats shotgun shells....

 

[Penuche]

Some say he eats shotgun shells....

Wouldn't that make his farts dangerous?

 

[Sundayschild]

Wouldn't that make his farts dangerous?

I would suggest a 'don't point at the face' rule, but that should really be in effect anyway....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hey gorgeous

Yup. Til Tuesday. Not too many tbh but am certainly enjoying myself regardless
Glad you enjoyed your break xx

Haha, glad you're enjoying yourself. Do try to be good. Oh sod it, don't bother.

Hmmm. Wonder if new Top Gear will be any good?

I'm not liking it so far. Its very wooden.

 

[Sundayschild]

I'm not liking it so far. Its very wooden.

As expected from a first episode. Give it a few I reckon. Big boots to fill.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

As expected from a first episode. Give it a few I reckon. Big boots to fill.

Aye, that's true. You can tell the same scriptwriters are there because LeBlanc and Evans are sounding exactly like Hammond and Clarkson would.

 

[Sundayschild]

Aye, that's true. You can tell the same scriptwriters are there because LeBlanc and Evans are sounding exactly like Hammond and Clarkson would.

Agreed. Leblanc does sound very scripted. Hoping Sabine will feature more in future.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Agreed. Leblanc does sound very scripted. Hoping Sabine will feature more in future.

I think a different presenter will partner with Evans each week. I'm hoping it'll be Sabine or Eddie Jordan next.

And with that, I'm off to bed down in my stable for the night - I'm cream-crackered! Night all.