UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

I do believe good sir that it is MY job to offend half of Lit - or are we just making sure we cover the entire site and take half each?

Hi btw

I think if we take half each, we can insult everyone. Good sir? I think you have me confused with someone else. I'm not nice enough to be a sir!

And 'ello trouble. All ok?

 

[Tallulah82]

I think if we take half each, we can insult everyone. Good sir? I think you have me confused with someone else. I'm not nice enough to be a sir!

And 'ello trouble. All ok?

Tis true. Misunderstood creatures, you and I. Neither meaning to offend (anyone else than each other) yet doing it superbly at times

Oh. Yeah. You are right - I must have been thinking you were Strange for a moment

Am alive. Gud enuf for me

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Tis true. Misunderstood creatures, you and I. Neither meaning to offend (anyone else than each other) yet doing it superbly at times

Oh. Yeah. You are right - I must have been thinking you were Strange for a moment

Am alive. Gud enuf for me

Oh yeah - I must say, I'm so good at offending you. If it was an Olympic sport, I'd be a superstar.

I'm fancying a Thai for tea tonight... Beef Red Curry. Oh God, yes! I'd say it was better than sex but that'd be a lie.

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh yeah - I must say, I'm so good at offending you. If it was an Olympic sport, I'd be a superstar.

I'm fancying a Thai for tea tonight... Beef Red Curry. Oh God, yes! I'd say it was better than sex but that'd be a lie.

Oh - do not mention spices to me! Am gutted I have to avoid all spicy things atm. Bloody bland food

(HE has just suggested Tapas for dinner tonight and I am like "are you kidding - duh" )

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh - do not mention spices to me! Am gutted I have to avoid all spicy things atm. Bloody bland food

(HE has just suggested Tapas for dinner tonight and I am like "are you kidding - duh" )

I can't really handle spices but my local Chinese don't make it too hot.

Ooh, it's been ages since I had tapas! Those meatballs in a rich tomato sauce (there's a particular name for them that I can't recall) are lush!

*Makes some porridge for Tallulah*

Don't say I never treat you.

 

[Tallulah82]

Brain going very slow tonight but i insist on not falling asleep until a reasonable time where i won't wake at 3am not able to get back to sleep

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Brain going very slow tonight but i insist on not falling asleep until a reasonable time where i won't wake at 3am not able to get back to sleep

I hereby offer my services. Every time that you look like you're about to fall asleep, I'll throw a bucket of cold water over you. That'll keep you awake.

*Throws a bucket for demonstration purposes.*

Ta-da!!! See? I'm a genius.

 

[Tallulah82]

I hereby offer my services. Every time that you look like you're about to fall asleep, I'll throw a bucket of cold water over you. That'll keep you awake.

*Throws a bucket for demonstration purposes.*

Ta-da!!! See? I'm a genius.

I don't think it's working Wonky

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I don't think it's working Wonky

Do I need to come back and spray you with the fireman's hose?

(Take that anyway you want!)

 

[Tallulah82]

Do I need to come back and spray you with the fireman's hose?

(Take that anyway you want!)

Lol - oh Wonky. Do not be wasting your time on this tonight - you can wave your hose all you want and i will still fall asleep

 

[MSH2]

*streaks through*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Lol - oh Wonky. Do not be wasting your time on this tonight - you can wave your hose all you want and i will still fall asleep

I'm just practicing! I don't mind waving my hose whilst you're asleep. I'm a fire fighting donkey!

I might be asleep soon too. Doing a spot of reading - a few good stories have been submitted recently.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*streaks through*

*clamps eyes shut*

C'mon! Give me some warning before you do that!

 

[MSH2]

*clamps eyes shut*

C'mon! Give me some warning before you do that!

There's no fun in that

 

[Tallulah82]

*streaks through*

Oh. I missed it - i was resting my eyelids

 

[MSH2]

Oh. I missed it - i was resting my eyelids

*streaks back the other way*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*streaks back the other way*

Right, that's it. I need to go watch lots of naked ladies to get over this.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm just practicing! I don't mind waving my hose whilst you're asleep. I'm a fire fighting donkey!

I might be asleep soon too. Doing a spot of reading - a few good stories have been submitted recently.

LOL - you realise that you are insinuating that the recent stories are sending you to sleep...???

 

[MSH2]

Right, that's it. I need to go watch lots of naked ladies to get over this.

I dont think there's enough naked ladies

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LOL - you realise that you are insinuating that the recent stories are sending you to sleep...???

It looks like that! It isn't the stories though - it's the fact that I didn't much sleep as usual last night and reading always makes me sleepy.

Anyway, I'm going to disappear for a bit. I have a couple of things I need to do before I can sleep. Night Tal

Night MSH!

 

[Tallulah82]

*clamps eyes shut*

C'mon! Give me some warning before you do that!

Right, that's it. I need to go watch lots of naked ladies to get over this.

LMAO!!!

 

[MSH2]

It looks like that! It isn't the stories though - it's the fact that I didn't much sleep as usual last night and reading always makes me sleepy.

Anyway, I'm going to disappear for a bit. I have a couple of things I need to do before I can sleep. Night Tal

Night MSH!

I;d say sweet dreams but that no longer seems likely

 

[Tallulah82]

It looks like that! It isn't the stories though - it's the fact that I didn't much sleep as usual last night and reading always makes me sleepy.

Anyway, I'm going to disappear for a bit. I have a couple of things I need to do before I can sleep. Night Tal

Night MSH!

Night babes

 

[Penuche]

Right, that's it. I need to go watch lots of naked ladies to get over this.

Just for you, lots of naked ladies...
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSAqk0uyhzwDAEoWB9udgiJOOzRd261m-iBVMHTJX6HRpSqt54

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I dont think there's enough naked ladies

i can send you a coupla russians.

ladies, too; not them ones with dicks.