UK thread part 2

[MSH2]

Uh oh. I thought you and I were *right there* with our thinking. Sigh. Now I see your more twisted thoughts that includes toileting issues. Sorry Mr Potato Head. You lose 10 points in my score book.

There's a score book? uh oh >.<

 

[Tallulah82]

And a freshly made monkey gland sauce on top. yumyumyum

WTF are you doing?????

You play on the scat level now spraying monkey glands all over my delicious meal????

Are you sneaking some of Wonky's meds???

Another 5 points deducted.

 

[MSH2]

WTF are you doing?????

You play on the scat level now spraying monkey glands all over my delicious meal????

Are you sneaking some of Wonky's meds???

Another 5 points deducted.

Its a South African Sauce

 

[Jaime_H]

Hum.... Not sure I shouldn't be avoiding this thread.......

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm having roast beef for dinner - almost ready. I'd say it smells delicious but I'd be lying as I can't smell a thing! *sob*

It's a Sunday roast...on a Monday!

Awwww! Half the taste is in the smell! I hope you still enjoy it

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hum.... Not sure I shouldn't be avoiding this thread.......

Hi Jaime. The more, the merrier!

 

[Tallulah82]

Hum.... Not sure I shouldn't be avoiding this thread.......

Damnit Jaime - please stay and explain to Mr Pot Head that women don't like animal (or human) glands used to season their food

 

[Tallulah82]

Its a South African Sauce

Hmm. Yeah yeah. Now if you are going to throw cultural references in - then mebbe a bit of explanation is needed at the same time???


Erm - mebbe SA - but is it STILL monkey glands???

 

[MSH2]

Damnit Jaime - please stay and explain to Mr Pot Head that women don't like animal (or human) glands used to season their food

But there's no glands!

 

[MSH2]

Hmm. Yeah yeah. Now if you are going to throw cultural references in - then mebbe a bit of explanation is needed at the same time???


Erm - mebbe SA - but is it STILL monkey glands???

Not really no Its actually a vegetarian spicy fruity sauce but the chef that created it has, or had a very wicked sense of humour

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Awwww! Half the taste is in the smell! I hope you still enjoy it

I'm sure I will thank you.

Having giant Yorkshire pudding with it too but unfortunately, I didn't get it off a tree.

 

[Tallulah82]

Not really no Its actually a vegetarian spicy fruity sauce but the chef that created it has, or had a very wicked sense of humour

Ok. I shall return 2.5 points to you for (finally) clarifying that you were not wanting to de-gland a monkey and spread it over my perfectly seared steak.

But tbh - If I am going to have any sauce, I prefer it on the side so it doesn't drown the taste of the meat

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm sure I will thank you.

Having giant Yorkshire pudding with it too but unfortunately, I didn't get it off a tree.

You didn't? Urgh. You eat those factory made ones?? My tree is just about blossoming, a couple more weeks and they will be ripe for picking.

 

[MSH2]

Ok. I shall return 2.5 points to you for (finally) clarifying that you were not wanting to de-gland a monkey and spread it over my perfectly seared steak.

But tbh - If I am going to have any sauce, I prefer it on the side so it doesn't drown the taste of the meat

That'd be a terrible waste of good monkey.............. err steak

A sauce should complement, add a flavour to the meat, not drown it. Also like a well done mushroom sauce and of course a tasty garlic sauce too

 

[MSH2]

I'm sure I will thank you.

Having giant Yorkshire pudding with it too but unfortunately, I didn't get it off a tree.

The council cut down all our local ones something about attracting too many unwelcome visitors to Yorkshire

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You didn't? Urgh. You eat those factory made ones?? My tree is just about blossoming, a couple more weeks and they will be ripe for picking.

Not factory made - home made! I'm quite proud of my Yorkies. I'd take a picture but as you said yesterday, this isn't Facebook - it's Fuckbook!

The council cut down all our local ones something about attracting too many unwelcome visitors to Yorkshire

Tut! Bloody council keeps chopping them all down.

 

[Jaime_H]

I was feeling hungry till I read the posts.......

 

[Tallulah82]

The council cut down all our local ones something about attracting too many unwelcome visitors to Yorkshire

Oh, that is tragic! Those bloody picker-nickers. You should have border control.

 

[Tallulah82]

I was feeling hungry till I read the posts.......

I was too until Masher ruined it for me

Am sure there are plenty of other threads that can revive your appetite though

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right, my dinner beckons. Be good, everyone!

 

[MSH2]

I was too until Masher ruined it for me

Am sure there are plenty of other threads that can revive your appetite though

I go hide in the corner, all forlorn

 

[Tallulah82]

Right, my dinner beckons. Be good, everyone!

Mine will be done soon too

Remember to cut your food into bite-size pieces and to chew carefully. No choking here (not accidentally anyhoo).

 

[Tallulah82]

I go hide in the corner, all forlorn

Awww. All is forgiven. Come back.

 

[MSH2]

Awww. All is forgiven. Come back.

yayyyyyy!

 

[Jaime_H]

I was too until Masher ruined it for me

Am sure there are plenty of other threads that can revive your appetite though

I think a Lloyd Grossman pasta sauce should sate any appetites I might have...