UK thread part 2

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Hi Hunny, nice to make your acquaintance, I'm new on the thread!

I've seen your post just a word of warning watch that donkey lol

 

[MSH2]

*sneaks in*

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

I've seen your post just a word of warning watch that donkey lol

So I've been told lol

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm not very good company tap. Hence drinking vodka

Oh Hot

Ok. My attempt at cheering you up...

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and if all else fails...

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Come to Newcastle - am sure we can find something fun to do that we should regret

 

[Tallulah82]

*sneaks in*

I saw that

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Oh Hot

Ok. My attempt at cheering you up...

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and if all else fails...

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Come to Newcastle - am sure we can find something fun to do that we should regret

Thanks tal

 

[MSH2]

I saw that

*flashmoon* how about that?

 

[Tallulah82]

*flashmoon* how about that?

Haha - oooooh. Do it again. Slower.

 

[MSH2]

Haha - oooooh. Do it again. Slower.

*flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashmooooooooooooooooooooooon*

 

[Tallulah82]

Thanks tal

You are welcome Hot

Hope the evening gets better for you x

 

[Tallulah82]

*flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashmooooooooooooooooooooooon*

That's better.

 

[MSH2]

That's better.

yeah, still got it

 

[Tallulah82]

yeah, still got it

LOL!!!

Oh babe - did you think you'd lost it?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I've seen your post just a word of warning watch that donkey lol

Oi, I'm not that bad y'know! *sniffle*

 

[MSH2]

LOL!!!

Oh babe - did you think you'd lost it?

I;ve lost quite a few things over the years

The thing I miss the most though is my mind

 

[Tallulah82]

Oi, I'm not that bad y'know! *sniffle*

Awwwww - Wonky

Peeps telling the truth about you again... oh, erm, I mean - being mean to you again?



now, stop sulking - you KNOW you have every female here wanting to feed you, pat you, ride you....

 

[Tallulah82]

I;ve lost quite a few things over the years

The thing I miss the most though is my mind

Haha. Oh dear. You sound positively geriatric!!!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Awwwww - Wonky

Peeps telling the truth about you again... oh, erm, I mean - being mean to you again?



now, stop sulking - you KNOW you have every female here wanting to feed you, pat you, ride you....

EVERY female? Ooh.

How you doin'..?

 

[MSH2]

Haha. Oh dear. You sound positively geriatric!!!

With elasticated pants and slipppes? okay I have those, but they'll have to drag me into a bingo hall in chains

 

[MSH2]

Awwwww - Wonky

Peeps telling the truth about you again... oh, erm, I mean - being mean to you again?



now, stop sulking - you KNOW you have every female here wanting to feed you, pat you, ride you....

That's just sexist, that is! Only females are allowed to ride Wonky?

 

[Tallulah82]

EVERY female? Ooh.

How you doin'..?

Oh. Erm.

I meant - besides me...

I mean, come on Wonky. We tried once didn't we. I went to feed you - you bit my fingers thinking they were sausages. I tried to pat your head but apparently it was "the wrong one and it hurt" and when I tried to ride you... *shudder* - I still weep at night at how I almost broke my poor donkey. You do know I am truly sorry for what I did. The nurse still texts me and calls me a sadistic bitch once a month.

No - best I keep away and let the other females take care of you...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh. Erm.

I meant - besides me...

I mean, come on Wonky. We tried once didn't we. I went to feed you - you bit my fingers thinking they were sausages. I tried to pat your head but apparently it was "the wrong one and it hurt" and when I tried to ride you... *shudder* - I still weep at night at how I almost broke my poor donkey. You do know I am truly sorry for what I did. The nurse still texts me and calls me a sadistic bitch once a month.

No - best I keep away and let the other females take care of you...

It was still the best night of my life.

 

[Tallulah82]

With elasticated pants and slipppes? okay I have those, but they'll have to drag me into a bingo hall in chains

What??

No! Bingo is sooooooo much fun!!! Seeing women go bat-crazy insane wielding a blotter pen that you KNOW could be lethal if they wanted it to be

 

[MSH2]

What??

No! Bingo is sooooooo much fun!!! Seeing women go bat-crazy insane wielding a blotter pen that you KNOW could be lethal if they wanted it to be

hmmmmm you make it sound so ............ alluring

 

[Tallulah82]

That's just sexist, that is! Only females are allowed to ride Wonky?

Truthfully - it is not my call to make there. But I do think I know Wonky enough to say with absolute certainty: he won't let YOU ride him...


(I know - tis not fair, come sit beside me and together we shall watch the others have fun )