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[snexxer]

allow me to elucidate:

Santa put the Elves in charge of the workshop
To the fairys he gave the task of gifting out the Christmas Trees.
The Head Fairy tells Santa there is one tree left and what should she do with it.
Santa says ........stick it up yer.........
And low and behold so it came to pass that fairies are put ontop of the tree!

I cant believe you got me with that joke. Bloody hilarious

 

[snexxer]

What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?
Getting a sweater when he hoped for a screamer or a moaner.

 

[orangecurious]

morning

sunny day. Robin has been fed

 

[TiedbyChris]

Morning - any of those butties left or is that just being too hopeful?

 

[orangecurious]

got some bird food left

 

[TiedbyChris]

Doesn’t quite have the same appeal but hey, it’s that or starve. Thanks

 

[Cat]

I can offer some rice pudding?

 

[TiedbyChris]

Mmmmmh, let me have a rummage in my cupboards but thanks again for the kind offers

 

[Cat]

Mmmmmh, let me have a rummage in my cupboards but thanks again for the kind offers

... Picky eater...

 

[ShyGuy68]

I can offer some rice pudding?

Med varm kirsebærsovs??

 

[angelofthenorth]

Morning - any of those butties left or is that just being too hopeful?

Give me a minute, lovely and I'll make a fresh pot while your waiting for the bacon to crisp up

 

[TiedbyChris]

Most Excellent!