UK gossip thread

[Guest]

Have you seen Lesley Ash's new lips? Just horrible!

She looks like a carp out of water.

 

[mig]

Very interesting.

What does she look like in water?.

 

[Guest]

I don't know. What?

 

[Carp]

Have you seen Lesley Ash's new lips? Just horrible!

She looks like a carp out of water.

HEY!!! I resemble that remark!!!

 

[marksgirl]

Damnit, I'm losing my touch......fucking computer!

 

[p_p_man]

Is that the news item I saw tonight about plastic surgery going wrong?

ppman

 

[Carp]

hey pp- ever go carp fishing?

 

[p_p_man]

hey pp- ever go carp fishing?

I've suddenly got a strong desire to try it out...



ppman

 

[Carp]

I've suddenly got a strong desire to try it out...



ppman

Well, I think I cought me a little pee pee. AH. To keep it or throwp it back?

I believe in catch and release- I'll let others have some fun too.

 

[Guest]

Throw it back, Carp.. Give it a chance to grow into a bigger peepee.