@}-}rebecca----
not enough discipline ...
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Well I have the dubious postion of being the Thread starter so my first contribution is
The Universal Nacarat Fluffy Kroo Pouch
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/kroo.jpg
the blurb..........
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/kroo2.jpg
Please I can not do this alone.
Feel free ladies and gentleman to offer up suggestions of ugly handbags for our Miss Shy. She just loves them ..........
A Ode to Shy n Stuff
Shy's handbag is a rare delight, it's like Aladdin's cave,
All sorts of things are hidden there, that females like to save,
It's ugly , fluffy and sequinned , with a nice long shoulder strap,
Its weighted down with odds and sods and other stuff like that.
But Shy Slave finds just what she wants deep down amongst her treasure,
Of keys, clothes pins and leg hair wax and a metric rule for measure,
The remnants of forgotten ills with aspirins held so dear,
Chocolate bars and other 'pills' with labels quite unclear.
Calorie counters, cotton buds, old plane tickets too,
Handkerchiefs and white tissues for visiting the loo,
A book of stamps, a tube of glue, letters from we all know who,
Horoscopes with personal star, petrol vouchers for the car.
Perfume loaded by the box, knitting needles, pairs of socks,
Bank statements and counterfoils, sachet samples, body oils,
Cassette tapes and eye mascara, postcards from old Connamara
Itineraries for keep-fit classes, lipstick and a pair of glasses,
Emery boards, a pot of Vic, silver tweezers, half a brick,
Screwdriver, vibrators, ball of wool, ancient notebook partly full,
Bristle brush for her tresses, photographs and addresses,
Polo mints and a mobile phone just in case she strays from home.
Cheque book stubs, leather gloves, insect spray for the shrubs,
Driving licence, Kinkster card, cuttings from the paper,
Favourite verse, loaded purse and a windscreen scraper,
Credit cards, safety razor, golden buttons off his blazer.
All these things are lugged around and many more as well,
It could be that she needs them, you really cannot tell,
So come on fella's don't take the mick - out of our Shy Slaves' handbag
You never know there could be a flood and you could use it as a sandbag.
But best of all it is a friend, that's with her every day,
Slung upon the shoulder in a casual way,
And don't forget it is a club - not of the member kind,
But the bag itself when wielded right could change a mugger's mind.
The Universal Nacarat Fluffy Kroo Pouch
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/kroo.jpg
the blurb..........
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/kroo2.jpg
Please I can not do this alone.
Feel free ladies and gentleman to offer up suggestions of ugly handbags for our Miss Shy. She just loves them ..........
A Ode to Shy n Stuff
Shy's handbag is a rare delight, it's like Aladdin's cave,
All sorts of things are hidden there, that females like to save,
It's ugly , fluffy and sequinned , with a nice long shoulder strap,
Its weighted down with odds and sods and other stuff like that.
But Shy Slave finds just what she wants deep down amongst her treasure,
Of keys, clothes pins and leg hair wax and a metric rule for measure,
The remnants of forgotten ills with aspirins held so dear,
Chocolate bars and other 'pills' with labels quite unclear.
Calorie counters, cotton buds, old plane tickets too,
Handkerchiefs and white tissues for visiting the loo,
A book of stamps, a tube of glue, letters from we all know who,
Horoscopes with personal star, petrol vouchers for the car.
Perfume loaded by the box, knitting needles, pairs of socks,
Bank statements and counterfoils, sachet samples, body oils,
Cassette tapes and eye mascara, postcards from old Connamara
Itineraries for keep-fit classes, lipstick and a pair of glasses,
Emery boards, a pot of Vic, silver tweezers, half a brick,
Screwdriver, vibrators, ball of wool, ancient notebook partly full,
Bristle brush for her tresses, photographs and addresses,
Polo mints and a mobile phone just in case she strays from home.
Cheque book stubs, leather gloves, insect spray for the shrubs,
Driving licence, Kinkster card, cuttings from the paper,
Favourite verse, loaded purse and a windscreen scraper,
Credit cards, safety razor, golden buttons off his blazer.
All these things are lugged around and many more as well,
It could be that she needs them, you really cannot tell,
So come on fella's don't take the mick - out of our Shy Slaves' handbag
You never know there could be a flood and you could use it as a sandbag.
But best of all it is a friend, that's with her every day,
Slung upon the shoulder in a casual way,
And don't forget it is a club - not of the member kind,
But the bag itself when wielded right could change a mugger's mind.
FURY 
