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Nirvanadragones

Nirvanadragones

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Play with me . . . I dare you all, share with us (as an AV) the ugliest picture ever taken of you.

I'll put mine up, compliments of Fem (thanks Darling . . . it was only one cigarette, I swear and I hadn't brushed my hair yet, which is quite evident. And I was deep in conversation . . . )

So . . . let's see how ugly we can be ;)

:cool:
 
Nirvanadragones said:
Play with me . . . I dare you all, share with us (as an AV) the ugliest picture ever taken of you.

I'll put mine up, compliments of Fem (thanks Darling . . . it was only one cigarette, I swear and I hadn't brushed my hair yet, which is quite evident. And I was deep in conversation . . . )

So . . . let's see how ugly we can be ;)

:cool:
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My beautiful crack whore :heart: :heart: :heart:
 
That's the problem, though, Vana... You're even fanciable when you look rough. :catroar: I destroy photos of myself that I don't like :p - sometimes by fire, other times it's death by shredder. I'm sure my parents have a couple of god-awful ones, though. I'll have to go digging...

My driving licence one is a cracker. I look absolutely wasted in it. I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to go and get one taken in that state... I can see myself 'losing' it soon and applying for another so that I can get a different photo. :cool:
 
Nirvanadragones said:
Play with me . . . I dare you all, share with us (as an AV) the ugliest picture ever taken of you.

I'll put mine up, compliments of Fem (thanks Darling . . . it was only one cigarette, I swear and I hadn't brushed my hair yet, which is quite evident. And I was deep in conversation . . . )

So . . . let's see how ugly we can be ;)

:cool:
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*laughing hysterically, pointing at the screen*..........Ugly?? Who are you trying to kid, woman?? :rolleyes:

I could definitely out do you with 'ugly', with most of my pics, but there's no way I'm posting any of them here. Think I'm stupid??
 
matriarch said:
*laughing hysterically, pointing at the screen*..........Ugly?? Who are you trying to kid, woman?? :rolleyes:

I could definitely out do you with 'ugly', with most of my pics, but there's no way I'm posting any of them here. Think I'm stupid??
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Come on, Mat. Humour us!

So far I've been called:

Scary
a crack whore
" God, you look like SHIT!"

This is fun! :cool:
 
Ok, brace yourselves - I've found three.

The first one's a more abstract one.

My parents are neat freaks, and when I went to university I rebelled. It wasn't just me - I lived in a party flat. Whenever my parents came to visit, I used to blame it all on a roomie called Rachel... who was very untidy, but :eek: it wasn't just her.

You'll be glad to hear that I got reprogrammed by my first gf, and I'm now a domestic goddess :D

PS - the stolen 'Please pick up your dogshit' sign on the left was my decorative contribution :catroar:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
Ok, brace yourselves - I've found three.

The first one's a more abstract one.

My parents are neat freaks, and when I went to university I rebelled. It wasn't just me - I lived in a party flat. Whenever my parents came to visit, I used to blame it all on a roomie called Rachel... who was very untidy, but :eek: it wasn't just her.

You'll be glad to hear that I got reprogrammed by my first gf, and I'm now a domestic goddess :D

PS - the stolen 'Please pick up your dogshit' sign on the left was my decorative contribution :catroar:
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You were low on Booze.
 
This one was actually in Orlando, rather than Jamaica. I could call it 'Spot the Odd One Out', but I'll probably have the pc brigade on my back if I do.

It was really hot, and they plied me with rum and then braided my hair :rolleyes:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
This one was actually in Orlando, rather than Jamaica. I could call it 'Spot the Odd One Out', but I'll probably have the pc brigade on my back if I do.

It was really hot, and they plied me with rum and then braided my hair :rolleyes:
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I can't find you :confused:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
*cough* bullshit *cough*
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I'm going to smack you one in a minute - or if I'm feeling particularly venomous, I'll just withold the third Terrible Picture :devil: :p

And for what it's worth, I was the only kitchen-bin-emptier in the house. This happened when I went on strike after months of emptying it every single day. :cool:
 
here I am, shield your eyes from my beauty.

And I concur, even badly filmed, Jenny is smoking hot.
 
scheherazade_79 said:
I'm going to smack you one in a minute - or if I'm feeling particularly venomous, I'll just withold the third Terrible Picture :devil: :p

And for what it's worth, I was the only kitchen-bin-emptier in the house. This happened when I went on strike after months of emptying it every single day. :cool:
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My feelings.........if I had any.....would be hurt.
 
scheherazade_79 said:
This one was actually in Orlando, rather than Jamaica. I could call it 'Spot the Odd One Out', but I'll probably have the pc brigade on my back if I do.

It was really hot, and they plied me with rum and then braided my hair :rolleyes:
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WHy is there a old Soap (the tv series with Billy Crystal) line in my head?

"I have 8mm film with you and 6 large jamaican men, and you seem to be having a very good time."
:devil:
 
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