Ugh. I'm hungover.

[Guest]

It was a late evening with another wacky couple.

We started with a couple of fresh brewed beers, then had just a taste of special schnapps, then rum and cokes, then excellent marguaritas with excellent Mexican food, then beer at another bar, then more beer at the hotel.

This morning?

The sun is out, gorgeous blue sky, birds are chirping, the cats are playing, the children are loudly enjoying cartoons but I feel as if I was dragged from a moving vehicle. My eyes hurt. My throat is rough and scratchy. My hair smells like - bar. Even washing my face and brushing my teeth doesn't alter the feeling that small furry rodents may have used my mouth as a potty chair.

Ugh.

As I take stock of the situation I am wondering if I recall everything that happened last evening. For one thing, there is an abrasion on the underside of my left thigh. No, wait, I remember how that happened. ( ) But how in the hell did I manage to get dirt under my toenails???

There's a terrific story in there somewhere, I'm certain.

I'm going to go take a shower. Maybe that will help.

 

[rgraham666]

It was a late evening with another wacky couple.

We started with a couple of fresh brewed beers, then had just a taste of special schnapps, then rum and cokes, then excellent marguaritas with excellent Mexican food, then beer at another bar, then more beer at the hotel.

This morning?

The sun is out, gorgeous blue sky, birds are chirping, the cats are playing, the children are loudly enjoying cartoons but I feel as if I was dragged from a moving vehicle. My eyes hurt. My throat is rough and scratchy. My hair smells like - bar. Even washing my face and brushing my teeth doesn't alter the feeling that small furry rodents may have used my mouth as a potty chair.

Ugh.

As I take stock of the situation I am wondering if I recall everything that happened last evening. For one thing, there is an abrasion on the underside of my left thigh. No, wait, I remember how that happened. ( ) But how in the hell did I manage to get dirt under my toenails???

There's a terrific story in there somewhere, I'm certain.

I'm going to go take a shower. Maybe that will help.

(Flushes the toilet. Listens for the scream)

Adrenaline does wonders for a hangover, doesn't it.

As long as the police don't come knocking at your door, you're cool.

 

[Guest]

(Flushes the toilet. Listens for the scream)

Adrenaline does wonders for a hangover, doesn't it.

Now THAT's just cold.

As long as the police don't come knocking at your door, you're cool.

They haven't as of yet. Do you know something I do not?

 

[rgraham666]

Now THAT's just cold.



They haven't as of yet. Do you know something I do not?

What are you willing to do to find out?

Would you find being handcuffed that unpleasant of an experience anyway?

 

[3113]

You mean you don't remember?

As I take stock of the situation I am wondering if I recall everything that happened last evening. For one thing, there is an abrasion on the underside of my left thigh. No, wait, I remember how that happened. ( ) But how in the hell did I manage to get dirt under my toenails???

Oh, Sarah! Are you telling me you don't remember? *Sob* you swore it had never been like this before! Next you'll be telling me you don't remember that show you put on with Abstruse (It got really sexy when you doubled up with Impressive. I would have never imagined you ladies were so flexable!), or the kama-sutra-drinking game you engaged in with Scheherazade (you won!)....

But how could you forget what went on between us? It was my first time! *SOB*

 

[Guest]

What are you willing to do to find out?

Um, you do realize I am currently not at my best?

Would you find being handcuffed that unpleasant of an experience anyway?

I don't usually.

 

[Guest]

Oh, Sarah! Are you telling me you don't remember? *Sob* you swore it had never been like this before! Next you'll be telling me you don't remember that show you put on with Abstruse (It got really sexy when you doubled up with Impressive. I would have never imagined you ladies were so flexable!), or the kama-sutra-drinking game you engaged in with Scheherazade (you won!)....

But how could you forget what went on between us? It was my first time! *SOB*

There, there, love. It's ok.

Hopefully it's all been captured on video?

 

[3113]

There, there, love. It's ok.

Hopefully it's all been captured on video?

Well, yes, but I think it's in the hands of the police right now. I really don't think what you did constituted a felony but I'm a little fuzzy about the law and crossing state borders....

 

[rgraham666]

Um, you do realize I am currently not at my best?



I don't usually.

'Not at your best' is still pretty damned good.

And I know.

Video? Yes. But I'm keeping it in my private collection. Far too hot to share with the hoi polloi.

 

[Guest]

Well, yes, but I think it's in the hands of the police right now. I really don't think what you did constituted a felony but I'm a little fuzzy about the law and crossing state borders....

Hmmm, a felony.

Do you live in one of those anti-sodomy states?

And is a nuclear-powered vibrator really against the law???

As for crossing state lines, you'd have to talk to the driver. I was just a back-seat passenger.

 

[Guest]

'Not at your best' is still pretty damned good.

And I know.

Video? Yes. But I'm keeping it in my private collection. Far too hot to share with the hoi polloi.

You're so good for me, Rob.

I really must go now and shower the bar smoke from me. AND get more coffee.

And maybe some Gatorade.

And maybe a nap.