u like?

Woud you fuck me?

  • no fucking way!

    Votes: 10 27.0%
  • yeah, if you pay me...

    Votes: 5 13.5%
  • yeah, you look quite hot

    Votes: 9 24.3%
  • fuck me now! my ass is in the air and I'm dripping wet!

    Votes: 13 35.1%

  • Total voters
    37
Hot!!!!!!

Hey DL, you two are it, sexual dynamite ;) I look forward to cumming back here often ;)

:) Mark
 
I tell you what I want...

I want to have posted 100 times so I can have an avatar
 
hmmmm

I'll just look.................................................
 
Re: Re: no probs

frank_long_horn said:
Nice pic, could just not quite work out which pleasure hole you were exploring?????

yeah, neither could I:rolleyes:
 
ummmm

you might say that;)

Wow, you wouldn't believe what we got up to on saturday, just wish I'd taked some pics. Think you might have appreciated it long_horn, since you seem about as dirty as me:cool:

...
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: no probs

Snake91143 said:
Well..did it work? As long as your happy who else matters??
:D :D

did what work?

r u insinuating something?
 
by the way...

like your 'anal adventure' long_horn', seems v promising.

But back to saturday...

We'd had a couple of drinks, and when I say a couple I mean a bottle of vodka and a bottle of wine...We then proceeded to have a bath, which is always a good way to start a dirty sex romp!

"Do you want to try shaving my legs?" she asks me.

"Sure," I reply, always happy to develop a new fetish.

But being drunk an' all, the legs are soon forgotten. She spreads her legs and I find myself trimming away the hairs on her pussy. Now, I've never done this before, or even slept with a shaved girl. I really can't tell you what a turn-on it was to see those bald, fleshy lips appearing - my dick was bobbing about all over the place. This took some time, cos she was quite a hairy girl, as you can see from one of the pics above!

She then asked something which made my heart momentarily stop...
 
"Do you want me to turn around?"


"mu, mkay...sure," I feel myself getting flushed, cos I fucking love fucking ass-holes, you know what I fucking mean?

Now picture this....her ass is up above the water, glistening in the candlelight and streaked in soap bubbles. Her brown bud is dark with hair; which is ok, but a little off-putting when it comes to giving her a good rimming!

"OMG, you're so dirty," I mistakenly blurt out.

"You think I'm dirty?" she sounds offended.

"No, no, no," I hastily amend my error. (Guys, you no that feeling of having said the wrong thing, don't you?)

I quickly proceed with the shaving, dipping the razor into the bathwater to clean it. In what seems like no time I'm faced with the most gorgeous, winking little hole I have ever seen. I'm so turned on (and drunk) that I immediately bend forwards and salivate over my good work. My tounge has never been so happy!
 
mmmm, thanks for the compliment on the story. It is my first one in that type of forum. Luckily Kat is very good at writing...I am sure there will be plenty more to come

The bath play sounds like fun......nothing like giving (and receiving) a good rimming :cool:
 
what's it all about?

...time, that takes survey of all the world, must have
a stop

time must have a stop?

wow, think about that...


dynamic fluidity

butterfly flutters high
joint smoker, up in the sky
moonbeams - crystallised smoke
frog croak-s
in the pond
something scurries and hurries
a million people worry
Hess goes wandering and wondering
lost like Mozart, concealed emotions
Shakespeares witches and potions
slaves sweat turned into pyramids
mountains moving, white on top
caves here and there
trepidation displaced with insipidity
joy and wonder, grey and old
young and free
shackled with emotional wounds
life hurtling sideways, directionless
a dog called what-a-mess
childhoods, growing up, growing old
touching reality, misplaced faith
spontaneous monotony, lacerating laughter
so many questions, too many answers
God, uni-, poly-
fats, diets, fads, fathers and dads
has the human race been had
by a cockroach in a mine in Utah?
flirtations with the bizzare
circular escapisms
write it all down
get it all out
figure out, what it's all about

Then realise...

...time must have a stop

breathe in, breathe out
breathe in, breathe out

I, for one, am convinced I know what it's all about,
and that is why I laugh and cry, and scream and shout

breathe in, breathe out
breathe in, breathe out

And then I've lost it again,
just like everybody else
 
Re: what's it all about?

dirtylover said:
...time, that takes survey of all the world, must have
a stop

time must have a stop?

wow, think about that...


dynamic fluidity

butterfly flutters high
joint smoker, up in the sky
moonbeams - crystallised smoke
frog croak-s
in the pond
something scurries and hurries
a million people worry
Hess goes wandering and wondering
lost like Mozart, concealed emotions
Shakespeares witches and potions
slaves sweat turned into pyramids
mountains moving, white on top
caves here and there
trepidation displaced with insipidity
joy and wonder, grey and old
young and free
shackled with emotional wounds
life hurtling sideways, directionless
a dog called what-a-mess
childhoods, growing up, growing old
touching reality, misplaced faith
spontaneous monotony, lacerating laughter
so many questions, too many answers
God, uni-, poly-
fats, diets, fads, fathers and dads
has the human race been had
by a cockroach in a mine in Utah?
flirtations with the bizzare
circular escapisms
write it all down
get it all out
figure out, what it's all about

Then realise...

...time must have a stop

breathe in, breathe out
breathe in, breathe out

I, for one, am convinced I know what it's all about,
and that is why I laugh and cry, and scream and shout

breathe in, breathe out
breathe in, breathe out

And then I've lost it again,
just like everybody else
WOW! :cool: ... Have great day Dirty Lover!

Great Sexy Poem to read! :kiss::p :devil::p
 
tx

hiya gusty, tx for the compliment, although I'm surprised you find it sexy (?) :)
 
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