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[h_i_s]

Maybe you're pregnant.

Nope ... not even a teeny bit of a possibility (ten year copper IUD ... , with only 2 years of mileage on it).

As much as i'd love to have a child with my Master ... having another simply because i want *His*, would seem like a selfish choice. ......... i have had two babies, and as much as i loved carrying them both ... and enjoy every moment spent watching them grow ...... it took me years to realize: i love kids .... BUT i don't like babies ... so much more fun once they hit at least age 4. Plus, add to that .... 1st was age 6 when i had the second ..... now the second will turn 6 the first week of December ............ hell if i feel like starting over again. It's nice that both are now school aged.

 

[graceanne]

Nope ... not even a teeny bit of a possibility (ten year copper IUD ... , with only 2 years of mileage on it).

As much as i'd love to have a child with my Master ... having another simply because i want *His*, would seem like a selfish choice. ......... i have had two babies, and as much as i loved carrying them both ... and enjoy every moment spent watching them grow ...... it took me years to realize: i love kids .... BUT i don't like babies ... so much more fun once they hit at least age 4. Plus, add to that .... 1st was age 6 when i had the second ..... now the second will turn 6 the first week of December ............ hell if i feel like starting over again. It's nice that both are now school aged.

People have been known to get preggo on the IUD. Nothing is definate - I'm fixed and their's still a chance (very slim) that I could get preggo. It's been known to happen.

 

[h_i_s]

People have been known to get preggo on the IUD. Nothing is definate - I'm fixed and their's still a chance (very slim) that I could get preggo. It's been known to happen.

Graceanne, .... it aint gonna happen. *stamps foot* Besides ... i *know* i'm not preggers, .... err ... period *coughs*.
It's supper time on this side of the US of A ... and like clockwork .. i'm hungrrrrrrrrry woman! heh

 

[h_i_s]

Rice-a-Roni instructions SAY done in 15 minutes.

.... bunch of liars.

 

[Quint]

Going back to the original thread intent...

1.) Yum. But only because you said it. It occurs to me that I might honestly BE a wimp; gimme a nice chest-pounding, dick-swinging Neanderthal and I flip and spread.

2.) It's not something I will discuss outside of my current relationship but I can see lots of appeal. Taps into primitive lust and hunger, no unnecessary mentality, nothing but need--and not mine. I'm just an object, a hole. Gee, wonder where the appeal is in that?

 

[graceanne]

Rice-a-Roni instructions SAY done in 15 minutes.

.... bunch of liars.

Do you believe everything you read?

 

[h_i_s]

Do you believe everything you read?

If i did, you'd be an innocent one and shy slave would be a shy one.



.... hmmm ?

 

[graceanne]

If i did, you'd be an innocent one and shy slave would be a shy one.



.... hmmm ?

Well if you believe everything you read . . . .

1. You want to give me all your cookies and chocolate.

2. I'm tall, skinny, and blonde.

3. I'm a goddess.

I'll add more as I think of them.

 

[h_i_s]

Well if you believe everything you read . . . .

1. You want to give me all your cookies and chocolate. Heh! i don't have any. i ate them all. Though, i think i may bake some brownies tonight.

2. I'm tall, skinny, and blonde. OMG! me too!!

3. I'm a goddess. OMG! me t...... Oh, screw that. Ok, you keep that title. Too much friggin work if ya ask me.

I'll add more as I think of them.

...

 

[graceanne]

...

Actually being a goddess rocks. I have all my peons do my work for me, while I sit and eat grapes.

But you can't be a goddess unless I say so.

 

[sincerely_helene]

1.) Yum. But only because you said it. It occurs to me that I might honestly BE a wimp; gimme a nice chest-pounding, dick-swinging Neanderthal and I flip and spread.

2.) It's not something I will discuss outside of my current relationship but I can see lots of appeal. Taps into primitive lust and hunger, no unnecessary mentality, nothing but need--and not mine. I'm just an object, a hole. Gee, wonder where the appeal is in that?

Savage (*pant, kegel, pant*) Primal (*pant, kegel, pant*) BEEEEEEASTSSS!!!! (*kegel, squirt, sploosh!*)

Ahh.

 

[DVS]

I don't know how I can follow that last post but, here goes.

I respond to several threads only to decide what I've written is too long. Or maybe I just don't think others will understand my intent and I'll end up posting again and again so some will understand or so others will stop their wrath because they misunderstood what I meant to say.

If there's one thing I don't like it’s someone getting pissed at me for something I didn't intend to say. Now, getting pissed at me for something I intended to say is OK. I just don't like to be misunderstood, I guess.

But, I’ll think something is too long and I will read, retype, even change the wording and sometimes delete complete paragraphs, trying to simplify or clarify my post. And, there are times when I will just back out of the whole post, and forget about it all together. It's difficult to say what I really mean sometimes, without my body language, facial gestures, flaying arms and pounding fists.

Not to mention my pointing fingers, stomping feet and spitting accusations during the whole thing. See, it's all orchestrated into a complete ensemble that works well when seen in person.

But, this flat, one dimensional, linear flow of text is quite limiting, sometimes.

 

[graceanne]

If there's one thing I don't like it’s someone getting pissed at me for something I didn't intend to say. Now, getting pissed at me for something I intended to say is OK. I just don't like to be misunderstood, I guess.

And just what do you mean by that? Hm, mister?

 

[DVS]

And just what do you mean by that? Hm, mister?

You're cruisin' sister. I might have to have a talk with K.

 

[Kajira Callista]

You're cruisin' sister. I might have to have a talk with K.

your thing is smilin at me again damnit!

 

[DVS]

your thing is smilin at me again damnit!

My um...thing is always smiling at you, sweetie. But, I'm sure you mean my AV. He does have a mind of his own. I think he likes women who are in the public eye.

 

[Kajira Callista]

My um...thing is always smiling at you, sweetie. But, I'm sure you mean my AV. He does have a mind of his own. I think he likes women who are in the public eye.

it always seems to do it when i dont expect it...i can sit and watch and nothing...then all of a sudden i click on a thread and start to read and bam........ i catch the grin from the corner of my eye.

 

[shy slave]

If i did, you'd be an innocent one and shy slave would be a shy one.



.... hmmm ?

I was hiding and acting shy sitting in the corner and missed this.

I keep saying

I am shy!!!

And
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I have an IUD its my best friend, been there for about 13 years, I love it and its never ever going to let me down.

Best friends don't do that

 

[s'lara]

Entitlement. Purists vs. independent warrior subs. Old school submission vs. consciously/emotionally aware service.

These lines blur so fast, i can't find the the boundaries. And lets face it, boundaries ain't all that bad if you like to sleep chained to the bed.

lara

 

[graceanne]

it always seems to do it when i dont expect it...i can sit and watch and nothing...then all of a sudden i click on a thread and start to read and bam........ i catch the grin from the corner of my eye.

Yeah, me too. That's one of the best things about not being able to see av's anymore - not having his av do that creepy, out of the corner of your eye, smile.

 

[graceanne]

I was hiding and acting shy sitting in the corner and missed this.

I keep saying

I am shy!!!

And
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I have an IUD its my best friend, been there for about 13 years, I love it and its never ever going to let me down.

Best friends don't do that

Um, IUD's do occasionally let you down. I'm fixed - and even that's not 100 percent, everyone knows someone who's gotten preggo with their tubes tied.

And you know friends will help you move, GOOD friends will help you move a body.

 

[Rrrosyn]

I sometimes write stuff and then decline to post. More often, I start a thread and then figure someone all ready asked it somewhere, consider the topic "stupid" or decide it might start a huge debate that I don't really want to stay on top of. Those I write then do not post.

As for the other topic here... *raises hand* Also fixed. Scary thought, but true that I could still get pregnant. *shivers* I am way too selfish for children.

 

[graceanne]

I sometimes write stuff and then decline to post. More often, I start a thread and then figure someone all ready asked it somewhere, consider the topic "stupid" or decide it might start a huge debate that I don't really want to stay on top of. Those I write then do not post.

As for the other topic here... *raises hand* Also fixed. Scary thought, but true that I could still get pregnant. *shivers* I am way too selfish for children.

When my mom had my littlest sister (she's 11) her doctor was telling her about a chick that got preggo with her tubes tied. She had a cesarian, and while he was in there he took a look at her tubes to see if he could figure out how she got preggo.

They were still tied TIGHT.

*shudders* Freaken creepy.

 

[FurryFury]

I was hiding and acting shy sitting in the corner and missed this.

I keep saying

I am shy!!!

And
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.
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I have an IUD its my best friend, been there for about 13 years, I love it and its never ever going to let me down.

Best friends don't do that

We have a lot in common. I'm shy too, very, very shy.

Also, I have had an IUD for about 12 years now. I was told it was only for five years or so at first. I guess they didn't realize I wouldn't come see their asses every damn year if I didn't need birth control. Doh! LOL.

I think I'm very, very lucky so far on pregnancies. I never got pregnant when I didn't want to. I always got pregnant like that night when I wanted to. The kids have been pretty healthy. Life is good. If it only worked like that for everyone all the time!

Fury

 

[DVS]

When my mom had my littlest sister (she's 11) her doctor was telling her about a chick that got preggo with her tubes tied. She had a cesarian, and while he was in there he took a look at her tubes to see if he could figure out how she got preggo.

They were still tied TIGHT.

*shudders* Freaken creepy.

It's from vigorous anal sex. The position must be with the sub's ass high in the air so the little tadpoles can find their way up one river to the other one. Trust me. I got this from a VERY reliable source...a Bazooka bubble gum wrapper.

Bazooka Joe is NEVER wrong!

EDITED to add: that's why it's called a Bazerk pregnancy. It's named after Joe. And, I guess you didn't even know that, did you? See? And some of you thought I was looney.

EDITED again to add: I think Bazerk is also Yiddish for backwards.