Two years no action in NHampshire

mstryninja

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I'm a good kid I swear. So why can't I get laid? I'm not fat, not ugly, not stupid, not mean. Yet, I can't find a single lovely lover. Not one girl whose fancy I tickle.

I'm open to new experiences. I'm open to lots and lots of things. I don't get needy or greedy or jealous.

New Hampshire Litizens. HELP ME
TWO YEARS IS TOO LONG Not even a kiss for the love of GOD
 
not looking in the right places

I recommend that you look for a nice divorced or widowed lady. This is old wisdom, but it often works. It did for me.
 
Maybe I know somebody...

I live in NH...what part are you in? My job takes me all over the place to interact with lots of crazy, liberal-type people. Give me something to work with and I'll see if I can introduce you to somebody.
 
Well, just how old are you, what do you look like, and what are you looking for...tell us, tell us....and don't forget to tell if you're married or not. Which part (generally speaking) of NH are you in?
 
I agree, MissI. Staying in the shadows is no way to get laid. Put it out there, my man. Take off the hood, the tabi, check the ninjato at the door. Go forth undisguised and unarmed. If your self-assessment is accurate, someone here will take interest.
 
Originally posted by Peregrinator
I agree, MissI. Staying in the shadows is no way to get laid. Put it out there, my man. Take off the hood, the tabi, check the ninjato at the door. Go forth undisguised and unarmed. If your self-assessment is accurate, someone here will take interest.

Indeed, indeed!!
 
Put myself out ther? What a novel Idea.

I'M NOT MARRIED. It would be silly to be married and not get any for so long.
I'm within the Manchester area, living.
Working elsewhere.
So here you go: I'm 25, a libra, a quarter inch short of 6 feet, 175 lbs most days, I like being active, I quit smoking cold turkey about six times in the last year and am starting to get good at it.
Anything else I should add??
 
MissIntrigue said:
Indeed, indeed!!
Hi MissIntrigue,

You're not going to conquer my thread are you? I don't have the military power to stop you, so all I can do is ask, "Have Mercy?"

Oh and I thought I should also say.
Women are women, I'm not picky. I'm attracted to confidence and kindness.

Hey, MissIntrigue ;) :rose:
 
Spend $19.99 and join A F F . If you can't find a nice woman looking for some fun there then you'll need to go the professional route!!!

I am from NH and not the most fit or best looking guy and even I found a few takers on A F F.


Good luck
 
red8888 said:
Good luck
Thanks for the well wishing, hut hut...

I've been considering Friend Finder. I signed up under the "I ain't paying shit" plan and I've been back and forth on paying. I really didn't think it would work honestly. I think you may just have convinced me.
 
I assure you it is worth spending the money to become a silver member so you can contact as many as you'd like. You are bound to hit one, plus you can read the profiles and see all the pics. You can sometimes actually find someone in the "chat" area as well. There in a New England Chat area. I did meet one woman that way as well.

Try it for one month....you're not talking hundreds of dollars here...$20 buck is all. Like I said before it worked for me when I was looking and I'm no in shape Adonis. Some great times were had for my $20. If you look as you described you should be able to find one or two excellent prospects easily if not more. They are out there!! Just my 2 cents.
 
mstryninja said:
It would be silly to be married and not get any for so long.

This statement alone proves that you aren't lieing about not being married. ;)
 
cheap advise

I am going to offer you some more advice for finding nice women. There are online services that match people looking for travel companions. Many of the women who post profiles on these sites are looking for Romance, and some even state that they are. For a small fee, you can contact any of them that seem like your type. After a few dates it will become clear where the friendship is heading. You may find that travel broadens the mind, as well as relieving the pressure in your loins.
 
Re: cheap advise

wolfert said:
I am going to offer you some more advice for finding nice women. There are online services that match people looking for travel companions. Many of the women who post profiles on these sites are looking for Romance, and some even state that they are. For a small fee, you can contact any of them that seem like your type. After a few dates it will become clear where the friendship is heading. You may find that travel broadens the mind, as well as relieving the pressure in your loins.
Funny you should mention that.
I've been using a couple free of charge and I got a response.
This pretty little pagan girl who thought my "people are like slinkeys" was sooo funny. We're talking. Wish me luck friends.
 
*wink*
Well, thank you....It's been awhile since someone called me a doll....
Well, how's it going with her so far?? Inquiring minds wanna know!!

:kiss:
 
MissIntrigue said:
Posting a bump here..not sure if you want it bumped or not....
What in blessed heaven are you talking about?

In regards to how it's going with the lass that had expressed interest, well... it's not going at all. She e-mailed me. I e-mailed her and now I wait. It's only been a few days. Plus, I'm not one to get my hopes up about anything. I'm realisticly optimistic.
 
In Heavens name- I pushed your thread back to page one- up front- in the beginning- (for visibility you know!)

When someone posts on your thread, it moves it back to the beginning to be seen on page one. It sort of refreshes it. So, it's called a bump. I didn't know if you had success with her or not and wanted your thread sent back to page one for more responses or not.

That is what I am talking about. It's a friendly gesture to help the thread keep it's visibility on the front page of the forum. :kiss:
 
MissIntrigue said:
You are so very welcome sweetheart! :kiss:
Hey MissI.
May I say, DAMN you're popular. I've been trying to PM you for half an hour.
How do get anything done keeping correspondence with all of those admirers?
 
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