Two lies, one truth

[kreemi_pi]

1) i'm a lesbian
2) i'm a thespian
3) i'm a has-been

 

[Him15]

1) i'm a lesbian
2) i'm a thespian
3) i'm a has-been

2) has to be

1) im excellent at typing on my phone
2) i sound like erkel
3) my first crush was a girl who used to tie my shoes

 

[Jaws82]

1) i fucked a married couple both at the same time
2) i fucked a hubby/wife but not together
3) bever fucked both halves of a married couple

Who did you enjoy more?

 

[Jaws82]

1) i'm a lesbian
2) i'm a thespian
3) i'm a has-been

2!

 

[kreemi_pi]

2) has to be

1) im excellent at typing on my phone
2) i sound like erkel
3) my first crush was a girl who used to tie my shoes

Yeah it's 2. I was in a couple plays in high school and college .

It has to be #3. Sure as fuck isn't #1

 

[Him15]

Yeah it's 2. I was in a couple plays in high school and college .

It has to be #3. Sure as fuck isn't #1

That one may have been a gimmie for putting up with the typos

 

[kreemi_pi]

Who did you enjoy more?

No it was #1. Wait did i say 2? I meant #1.

I suck at this game

 

[Jaws82]

1.I own John Wicks gun
2. I own the shotgun seen in Jurassic Park
3. I own Dirty Harrys gun

 

[Him15]

1.I own John Wicks gun
2. I own the shotgun seen in Jurassic Park
3. I own Dirty Harrys gun

Feels 1 might be easier since he has so many guns.

 

[kreemi_pi]

1.I own John Wicks gun
2. I own the shotgun seen in Jurassic Park
3. I own Dirty Harrys gun

Going with 2

 

[kreemi_pi]

1) my favorite position is cowgirl
2) my favorite position is doggie
3) my fsvorite position is CEO

 

[Jaws82]

1) my favorite position is cowgirl
2) my favorite position is doggie
3) my fsvorite position is CEO

Gonna say cowgirl

You want to be watched and lusted over

 

[Him15]

Gonna say cowgirl

You want to be watched and lusted over

I'm going doggie,.I get a doggie vibe. Cowgirl every now and then and ceo sounds exhausting

 

[kreemi_pi]

Cowgirl first, doggie fun too.

I'd take CEO pay but don't want to be that

 

[Him15]

Cowgirl first, doggie fun too.

I'd take CEO pay but don't want to be that

Damn, I am really bad at this well only way to improve is to hack into your computer and stalk to an obsessive degree. But since I dont know how to hack...

1) I I have had sex on an airplane
2) I am a poorly educated toy maker
3) I am terrible with technology.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Damn, I am really bad at this well only way to improve is to hack into your computer and stalk to an obsessive degree. But since I dont know how to hack...

1) I I have had sex on an airplane
2) I am a poorly educated toy maker
3) I am terrible with technology.

Going with #1

1) i am a member of the mile high club
2) i had sex on on airplane
3) i got high on an airplane

 

[Him15]

Going with #1

1) i am a member of the mile high club
2) i had sex on on airplane
3) i got high on an airplane

Nope its 3. I'm comically bad with technology. Like cartoon character bad. I look at it and it breaks. I once had 3 laptop bulbs burn out in one week.

Well 1 and 2 are essentially the same thing, but 3 seems harder. So 1.

1) I once had sex in a hostel shower
2) I once head sex on a tour boat
3 I once had sex on my little brothers car bed.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Nope its 3. I'm comically bad with technology. Like cartoon character bad. I look at it and it breaks. I once had 3 laptop bulbs burn out in one week.

Well 1 and 2 are essentially the same thing, but 3 seems harder. So 1.

1) I once had sex in a hostel shower
2) I once head sex on a tour boat
3 I once had sex on my little brothers car bed.

#1 is true for me, but #2 is not. I had sex in Denver, the Mile High City

For yours, I'm going with #1 i guess?

 

[Him15]

I dont think that technically counts, though if it does im now in it to. So yay.

Yep it was 1. Though man i wish it was 3 that be hysterical.

 

[kreemi_pi]

1) i did doggie in DC
2) i did missionary in Milwaukee
3) i did lesbian in Louisville

 

[Him15]

1) i did doggie in DC
2) i did missionary in Milwaukee
3) i did lesbian in Louisville

3, I like the alliteration more there.

1) my favorite position is pinning her to a wall legs wrapped around me
2) my favorite kink is wax play wirh bondage
3) I have had sex on 3 continents

 

[kreemi_pi]

3, I like the alliteration more there.

1) my favorite position is pinning her to a wall legs wrapped around me
2) my favorite kink is wax play wirh bondage
3) I have had sex on 3 continents

Nope nice try. It's #1. Never been to Louisville, but if I said LA or Las Vegas or London, it would be true

I think #2, i seem to remember you mentioned candle dripping before

1) did cowgirl in Canada
2) gave head in Honolulu
3) Threesome on Thanksgiving

 

[Him15]

Nope nice try. It's #1. Never been to Louisville, but if I said LA or Las Vegas or London, it would be true

I think #2, i seem to remember you mentioned candle dripping before

1) did cowgirl in Canada
2) gave head in Honolulu
3) Threesome on Thanksgiving

I demand a recount

I enjoy wax stuff it just isn't my favorite. Its 1 actually.

I'm not sure where you would find the time for 3, so im going 2. Head i. Honolulu just had such a nice ring to it.

1) I love to surf
2) I have never been to Honolulu
3) first time i had sex was in france.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I demand a recount

I enjoy wax stuff it just isn't my favorite. Its 1 actually.

I'm not sure where you would find the time for 3, so im going 2. Head i. Honolulu just had such a nice ring to it.

1) I love to surf
2) I have never been to Honolulu
3) first time i had sex was in france.

No it's #3 actually. In college, a friend invited my to her family's home for Thksgvg, we did a 3way with her boyfriend.

#2 i think

 

[Him15]

No it's #3 actually. In college, a friend invited my to her family's home for Thksgvg, we did a 3way with her boyfriend.

#2 i think

Man, im not sure im improving, I may have to learn hacking. And yep it was 2, I've been to Maui