Twisted super power Survey

[Todd]

Tommorrow someone comes to you and can give you a super power but there is a htich to that power, but you must accept it what do you choose.


1. The ability to fly. The hitch, your flight is slower than you can walk and only an inch off the ground.

2. The ability to be invisible at will. The hitch, when ever you are invisible you will so hienously stink that no one can stand being within 500 yards of where you are.

3. The ability to see through things, Xray vision. The hitch, Temporary impotence, you can't 'enjoy' you special views.

4. The ability of super speed. The hitch, no stopping power you have to hit something/someone in order to stop.

5. The ability of super strentgh. The hitch, a lack of gentle touch.


6. The Ability of Super sexual stamina. The hitch, the only people that you can use that ability with are those whom you personally find repulsive.

What would your choice be. You must accept the gift of one of them.

 

[girl]

I think I'd choose #2. If I'm invisible, no one would know what smelled...and think of all the interesting things you'd find out...places you could go...

Yep, definitely #2.


girl

 

[Todd]

I think I'd choose #2. If I'm invisible, no one would know what smelled...and think of all the interesting things you'd find out...places you could go...

Yep, definitely #2.


girl

yes but do you realize that soon as you got there everyone would be running away cause of the smell?

 

[Thumper]

Number 2

And then I would follow yayati around all day!

 

[girl]

yes but do you realize that soon as you got there everyone would be running away cause of the smell?

Some would run, some wouldn't...it would depend on where I was, I think. Say I wanted to go to a concert...find a quiet spot, invis, slip right in, then go vis once I'm there...I'd be through fast enough so that people would look around, wondering what the awful smell was, then I'd be gone...

And that's just one of the fun things.
Definitely #2.


girl

 

[Todd]

Some would run, some wouldn't...it would depend on where I was, I think. Say I wanted to go to a concert...find a quiet spot, invis, slip right in, then go vis once I'm there...I'd be through fast enough so that people would look around, wondering what the awful smell was, then I'd be gone...

And that's just one of the fun things.
Definitely #2.


girl

But the stench is a slow build up its is like instanteously there soon as you turn invisiable the smell starts everyone begins to run, its not like a light fart sneaking through a crowd

 

[girl]

But the stench is a slow build up its is like instanteously there soon as you turn invisiable the smell starts everyone begins to run, its not like a light fart sneaking through a crowd

I think you're assuming that I want to be invis in order to be around people...which isn't necessarily the case. Let them run.


girl

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

1. The ability to fly. The hitch, your flight is slower than you can walk and only an inch off the ground.

I'd choose this cause... who says you 'have' to use that power? you said choose one, not use one

2. The ability to be invisible at will. The hitch, when ever you are invisible you will so hienously stink that no one can stand being within 500 yards of where you are.

This one also sounds good if I were to use it, who cares if you smell they can't see you and besides, pretty girl corner her the smell knockes her out, have your way with her leave.

3. The ability to see through things, Xray vision. The hitch, Temporary impotence, you can't 'enjoy' you special views.

A gamblers dream theif too. (there is more to life then sex else I'd be dead.

4. The ability of super speed. The hitch, no stopping power you have to hit something/someone in order to stop.

well then unless you can warp physics so that E dson't =mc^2 your dead the second you use it so yes Todd this one does suck.

5. The ability of super strentgh. The hitch, a lack of gentle touch.

Shit I'll get a job in demalition, Knock over a building with my forehead, good pay there.

6. The Ability of Super sexual stamina. The hitch, the only people that you can use that ability with are those whom you personally find repulsive.

Just cause you have that stamin don't mean your partner will so who cares.

1,2 good powers 3,5 only ones I can see a use for, so i'll choose 3 as my power x-ray vision here I come.

 

[OUTSIDER]

I'd have 1, 2 or 3

1 because I often dream about being able to fly

2 just to annoy people I didn't like

3 because not everything you'd see would be sexy anyway

 

[Weird Harold]

1. The ability to fly. The hitch, your flight is slower than you can walk and only an inch off the ground.

I'd take this one. An inch off the ground still keeps your feet dry, and I'm seldom in a hurry to get anywhere.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Re: Number 2

And then I would follow yayati around all day!

LMAO!!!