TwiSteD FruItS & VegEtableS

[Guest]

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[Liar]

hmmm.... it is sick that a man might fuck a melon.
It is erotic that a woman might fuck a cucumber (banana..whatever)

As long as niether ends up in my salad...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

hmmm.... it is sick that a man might fuck a melon.
It is erotic that a woman might fuck a cucumber (banana..whatever)


yes? no? maybe so?

A man uses an artificial vagina, jack-pack or blow up doll... he is less the man?

a woman uses a vibrator, dildo ... she is in tune with her sexuality..or independant or SOMEthing positive?

yes? no? maybe so?


just curious thoughts. I realize this has been spoken of before.

Yes and I even wrote a story about it. Katie's Eden

Don't worry, Liar, I won't make you a salad.

 

[Guest]

Yes and I even wrote a story about it. Katie's Eden

Don't worry, Liar, I won't make you a salad.

didnt that have fun and games with corn?
i might be falsely remembering.
hrm.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

didnt that have fun and games with corn?
i might be falsely remembering.
hrm.

corn and carrots, lol. You remember correctly.

 

[Guest]

corn and carrots, lol. You remember correctly.

<---steel trap mind
with a squillion tiny wholes.

 

[lil_elvis]

<---steel trap mind
with a squillion tiny wholes.

most people call that a sieve

 

[OhMissScarlett]

<---steel trap mind
with a squillion tiny wholes.

LOL. I CRAFT most of the time, so I'm envious.

 

[rgraham666]

Figures we find MissScarlett and vella in this thread.

 

[Stella_Omega]

hmmm.... it is sick that a man might fuck a melon.
It is erotic that a woman might fuck a cucumber (banana..whatever)


yes? no? maybe so?

A man uses an artificial vagina, jack-pack or blow up doll... he is less the man?

a woman uses a vibrator, dildo ... she is in tune with her sexuality..or independant or SOMEthing positive?

yes? no? maybe so?


just curious thoughts. I realize this has been spoken of before.

You are much too sensitive, sweet

IF- a man fucks a melon, and he's a sensual guy, and totally into the moment- it could be totally hot. It doesn't matter to me that some women don't like the idea, I do. I'll write it.

Aesthetically, most men's toys are designed to be functional, and many of them are u-u-u-ugly- to a woman's eyes, and, I bet, to many men's as well. It doesn't add to the spectater's enjoyment much. However if we could feel what you feel inside an accujac, I doubt we'd care what it looks like, either!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

You could always try this, in lieu of those *ugly* fakes...

Homemade Pussy Device

Recipe right here on Lit!

 

[Stella_Omega]

You could always try this, in lieu of those *ugly* fakes...

Homemade Pussy Device

Recipe right here on Lit!

And Plantains are good looking, too- if you like yellow And the oils are good for your skin!
Selena, how did you find that!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Selena, how did you find that!

Um....

I had it bookmarked....