Twisted Christmas Carols

[Guest]

Not mine. Here's the link.

http://www.bikewinter.org/events/rampage/naughtyCarols.php

Some of these are merely adequate but a few are delicious.

Santa Rampage Twisted Song Lyrics
SANTA IS INVADING YOUR TOWN
WINTER WONDERLAND
WALKIN' ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR
FAVORITE THINGS
LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW
LET IT FLOW
DECK MY BALLS (the classic)
FROSTY THE COKEHEAD
O COME ALL YE PERVERTS
WRECK THE HALLS
CRASHING THRU THE SNOW
WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN
JUST ANOTHER SANTA RAMPAGE
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
WE ARE THE SANTA RAMPAGE
HERE COMES SOME SANTA CLAUS'S
HARK SATANIC SANTAS SING
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS


My favorite:

WALKIN' ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR

(to be sung to "Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland")
Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

 

[Samandiriel]

My new favorite is "Holy Shit it's Christmas."