TWB.

[alexandraaah]

Dude.

What the fuck.

I'm into the word "dude" today.

Are you on a posting spree?

Is it fun?

Talk to me.

Tell me not to write my paper.

Thanks.

 

[TWB]

Don't write your paper.
Call me dude, even though it reminds me of a half dried turd.
I am madly posting because I have to go soon
and I need to get in my quota, whatever that is.

By the way, I've missed ya.

I bet wanting to procrastinate makes you horny.

 

[alexandraaah]

Don't write your paper.
Call me dude, even though it reminds me of a half dried turd.
I am madly posting because I have to go soon
and I need to get in my quota, whatever that is.

By the way, I've missed ya.

I bet wanting to procrastinate makes you horny.

I won't write my paper now, thanks!

Your quota? Are those affirmative action folks of Lit. breathing down your neck again?

Missed ya too, dork.

Wanting to procrastinate makes me procrastinate; it's the procrastinating that makes me horny.

 

[TWB]

I won't write my paper now, thanks!

Your quota? Are those affirmative action folks of Lit. breathing down your neck again?

Missed ya too, dork.

Wanting to procrastinate makes me procrastinate; it's the procrastinating that makes me horny.

I can see that being technically correct. I was lazy. That happens when someone calls me dude. I get horny when I procrastinate and when I am sick in bed. I feel sick when I think about writing a paper, which of course would make me want to go to bed, and then I get horny.

Regarding affirmative action, my post count has been dwindling. Hanns came in here and not only ruined the place, but he also has about 20 million posts in three months. I remained stagnant at whatever it is that I have. Not that I wanna be like Hanns, who obviously is a good argument for affirmative action.

My new goal is to drive everyone crazy with glib crap that means nothing.

Except the face sitting. That I am interested in.

Of course that is just because I am horny. Or sick. Or procrastinating. I can't remember, dude.

 

[alexandraaah]

My new goal is to drive everyone crazy with glib crap that means nothing.

This is new? Remind me of the old goal.

Except the face sitting. That I am interested in.

Of course that is just because I am horny. Or sick. Or procrastinating. I can't remember, dude.

Where are you going?

 

[TWB]

Oh, how are you doing with not smoking?

Has it changed your voice?

 

[TWB]

This is new? Remind me of the old goal.

Ha. Touche.

Why do you want to talk to me again?

Where are you going?

huh?

 

[alexandraaah]

Oh, how are you doing with not smoking?

Has it changed your voice?

I'm still not smoking, grrr.

I don't think it's changed my sultry pipes.

I ask where you're going because of this:

"I am madly posting because I have to go soon
and I need to get in my quota, whatever that is."

 

[TWB]

Duh. Sorry. I was thinking with my penis.

I am going to read books.

 

[TWB]

Glad it hasn't changed the sultry pipes. That'd be a shame.

 

[alexandraaah]

What was your penis thinking?

What are you reading?

 

[TWB]

That is what happens when hornyness comes into view.

I have a bunch of stuff to choose from. I probably will read the John Addams biography, but maybe I will read children's books instead.

 

[alexandraaah]

This conversation is boring and it sucks.

It's both of our faults, really.

*sobbing*

 

[TWB]

This conversation is boring and it sucks.

It's both of our faults, really.

*sobbing*

Now I feel totally inadequate.










Now I want pity sex.

 

[alexandraaah]

Okay.

If we must.

 

[TWB]

Heh. I will be right over.

I got this new little vibrator we can play with.

 

[alexandraaah]

Heh. I will be right over.

I got this new little vibrator we can play with.

That little devil doesn't look big enough.

Thanks anyways.

 

[TWB]

OK. But size allegedly doesn't matter.

It's the buzz.

 

[alexandraaah]

OK. But size allegedly doesn't matter.

It's the buzz.

That's true.

It was the emoticon that freaked me out, placed under the description as though it was a picture of the vibrator.

You know how I get about emoticons.

I think I'll go seek out actual sex.

 

[miles]

That's true.

It was the emoticon that freaked me out, placed under the description as though it was a picture of the vibrator.

You know how I get about emoticons.

I think I'll go seek out actual sex.

Seek this (&)

 

[alexandraaah]

Seek this (&)

Oh yeah?

Well fine, ~(...*%|||

 

[red_rose]

All this talk of procrastination and ampersands is really turning me on.

Hey, draaah, I found you a vibrator.

 

[alexandraaah]

All this talk of procrastination and ampersands is really turning me on.

Hey, draaah, I found you a vibrator.

This is what I'm talking about.

It takes a woman!

 

[miles]

Oh yeah?

Well fine, ~(...*%|||

You stir my loins.

 

[someplace]

All this talk of procrastination and ampersands and vibrators and loins makes me want to.......*hands TWB a margarita*