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MrSkin said:
Well if you feel you have something intelligent to say please go right ahead..or you can continue asking silly questions...your choice, Mr Appleby.

edit:
I meant to thank you for quoting me so I cannot be accused of editing my prior comments. :D
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every word i say is intelligent.

well, almost every word. depends on how much i've had to drink.
 
Rainshine said:
This is all well and good, MrSkin and to an extent I agree. We have ALL joined this site, at least originally in some capacity for it's relationship to sex or erotica. For a lot of us, that intent has changed as we have gotten to know people, or maybe even found a circle of like minded "neanderthals, perverts and freaks."

I generally don't pay much mind to the PM Asshat thread, and don't think I've ever posted any of the unsolicited PMs I have received, however I do find it frustrating on the very rare occassion when I open a PM to a picture of a penis.

Let's face it genitalia (both genders!) isn't the most attractive thing in the world in spite of the pleasure it provides. If I want to see your penis or vagina, I'll ask. Most of us wouldn't go waving our bits around in our day-to-day lives, why should this place be any different? After all, in your office, home, uni or wherever, you probably sit right next to one of us neanderthals, perverts and freaks and I'd put money on it they haven't waved their dick in your face over your morning coffee.
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a royal marine might wave his dick in your face during coffee. in fact, i'd lay money on it having happened. a lot. ;)
 
Rainshine said:
Well having never been in the military, I'll take your word on that...and the media's if I'm forced to believe their drivel.

Point taken, Mr Appleby. However, you should have made the wager BEFORE giving me the info. ;)
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well, shit - that wasn't very intelligent of me, eh? :D
 
Rainshine said:
In other news, I wonder if we took a poll which group would outnumber the others? The neanderthals, perverts or freaks?

Enquiring minds and all that.
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what if i have a foot in all three camps?

uh ... erm ...

you know what i mean.
 
Y'all do know its quite rude to make me spew my Starbucks on my scrubs right before work, right? That's a waste of perfectly good caffeine! Coffee abuse!

God, I can't take you guys anywhere. I love it! :D
 
MrSkin said:
If a Twathead was truly upset by a vile and disgusting PM from an Azzhat, why would she continue to read a disgusting Azzhat message and then post it in public so others could be disgusted too?

I am curious to know if any of the board's Azzhats would care to chime in on this subject?
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So, let me get this straight: you think women shouldn't have a thread for complaining about idiot PMs because they can block them with the ignore function.

And instead of using the ignore function yourself so you don't have to see those women mocking the horny PMers... you created a thread to complain about it.

Genius!

a website....

that promotes and encourages people from around the world to write and share stories about family members fucking each other, as well as encouraging people into bondage and discipline, or sadomasochism, to share their deviant, frequently violent, twisted thoughts fantasies and experiences.
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Ah, another dude who doesn't understand the difference between pestering a RL person and writing fiction for people who want to read it.

(For that matter, the site is Literotica for a reason; part of the reason the asshats get mocked so ferociously is that most of them can't write for shit.)
 
MrSkin said:
NippleMuncher: Oh, sorry, we're not supposed to call asshats out, we're supposed to be a "kinder and gentler forum," because this is the is the HT or HT Cafe, and somehow that means we can't denigrate rude and vile individuals.

Some ladies on Lit claim they are offended by inappropriate private messages from asshats...some of them even claimed they've become emotionally distraught reading the vile comments azzhats send them. Sounds a bit melodramatic. Yet they refuse to use the easy to use blocking feature Lit offers.

What makes me giggle is the Twatheads joined a website....

that promotes and encourages people from around the world to write and share stories about family members fucking each other, as well as encouraging people into bondage and discipline, or sadomasochism, to share their deviant, frequently violent, twisted thoughtsi fantasies and experiences.

...and after joining a site that is designed to attract most every weirdo and sexual pervert in the world, the Twatheads become upset and can't understand why they receive nasty messages on a website filled to capacity with Neanderthals, perverts and freaks.. LMAO!!!!

So if anyone wants to make fun of the disingenuous Twatheads on the site who feign horror and indignation when they receive a nasty PM, or fail to recognize they immersed themselves in a den of nastiness when they joined this site, post your thoughts here.
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So which one are you? Neanderthal, pervert or freak?

Let me guess, you're above all that...
 
Eilan said:
So I'm not allowed to say that the OP is dumber than a bucket of dicks and almost as useful? Well, fuck. :(
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Bucket of dicks now there is a thought for an alien film
Person opens vase and loads of dicks jump out and go fuck all the crew
I would say just the females but one has to be "PC" now
 
"Bucket of Dicks" sounds like a great name for a band to me...
 
Offler said:
ROFLMAO

Although, worryingly, it does resonate with me far more than it should!
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In order to help solve this problem I have contacted a prof at Halfhard university to work out how many tits you can get into a bucket
 
mickyp123 said:
In order to help solve this problem I have contacted a prof at Halfhard university to work out how many tits you can get into a bucket
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That really would depend on whether we're filling said bucket with African tits, or the rare Sumatran tits of West Borneo .....
 
Offler said:
That really would depend on whether we're filling said bucket with African tits, or the rare Sumatran tits of West Borneo .....
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...or are we actually discussing the air speed velocity of African or European swallows either laden (with coconuts) or unladen.


Some call me... Tim

There's some lovely filth here!
 
Grey Shadow said:
...or are we actually discussing the air speed velocity of African or European swallows either laden (with coconuts) or unladen.


Some call me... Tim

There's some lovely filth here!
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No shadowy one, the thread you seek can be found here.


This thread is the start of a touching coming of age story, where the OP starts on a journey struggling to understand why others mock asshats, questions if it is even possible for asshats to exist on a board such as this, where sex is topical and there are those that possess a vagina about the place (I know, total thundercunt move right?), and then comes to the realization that not only do asshats exist, all along he in fact has been a remarkably huge asshat. His struggle to understand Asshats is actually a struggle to understand himself. Hallmark movie of the week stuff, yes?

It will make you laugh and and it will make you cry. Stick around for the part where the OP realizes that although the PM ASSHATTERY thread is not about him specifically, he recognizes behaviors and attitudes of the asshats mentioned there mirror his own empty life. This moment is all the more poignant because after looking into the abyss and coming to terms with his own asshattiness, the OP finds the very community he scoffed at does not abandon him, but instead comforts and helps him with kindness, advice, and an occasional slap upside the head, all in aid of helping him become less of a shit heel.

Have tissues on hand.
 
I have a question. Why is this thread not in the same forum as the asshat thread is?
 
Are there such things as Twathats and Assheads then??

If so what do they do??

Seems to me we should all just 'get over' ourselves a little eh??

In the words of Ringo Starr!n 'Peace and love! Peace and love!:D
 
singledad68 said:
I have a question. Why is this thread not in the same forum as the asshat thread is?
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if you can't ask an intelligent question, you shouldn't be here.

(this is a reference to a previous post by the OP. please do not pour vitriol upon me. scroll back for details). ;)
 
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