Turns Out, Erotica Is All About Penises and Moms

[Lancecastor]

A recent study of 300,000 Lit stories reveals most of you respond well to the words Cock and Mommy.



Interesting study....
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-lov...erotica-found-out-its-all-about-penises-moms/

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We got noticed!

We're in the phone book!

We're finally somebody in the world!

 

[Lancecastor]

Here's the most common story word distribution described in a pic:

Big pic:

http://markallenthornton.com/images/sexdem/compcloud23_500.png

 

[CandiCame]

"I thought about this guy on my baseball team who it's not appropriate to be attracted to, as Selena Gomez writhed in my Target sheets."

I kinda feel like the author of this article didn't actually read any stories from the gay category. That representation is inaccurate and super insulting. Not that Cosmo is known for LBGTQA inclusion. Fuck them.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This line made me laugh:

"Younger men pretty much only write in the celebrities and gay male categories."

 

[Lancecastor]

Here's a chart showing womens fantasies based on their weight:

http://markallenthornton.com/images/sexdem/mosaic_weight_f.png

 

[CandiCame]

Here's a chart showing womens fantasies based on their weight:

http://markallenthornton.com/images/sexdem/mosaic_weight_f.png

Gay fetishazion across every body weight category. Everything I've learned on this thread has pissed me off. I'm going to work. Fuck this.

 

[Lancecastor]

Fat chicks are big into Anal by Non Human....which bodes well for most of the guys here.

 

[Tathagata]

Fat chicks are big into Anal by Non Human....which bodes well for most of the guys here.

KS will be all wound up

 

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[4est_4est_Gump]

We're in print!

Things are going to start happening to us now!

I hope you meant FOR us!



A few days ago, Laurel was pointing out the number of viewers and its spike. Well, now I think we know why.

They say bad press is just as effective as good press.

 

[unregistered]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I was paraphrasing it, yes.


I don't remember exactly how it goes...

 

[unregistered]

 

[cleaver]

i wanna make this my av

http://cos.h-cdn.co/15/04/768x477/gallery_1422046560-screen_shot_2015-01-23_at_11551_pm.png

can somebody shrink it for me
and also remind me where that story is
about
the mom with a cock
and the fat chick neighbor
who's into non hum anal

thx...

btw: im not too proud to say
i'm here to read the articles, mostly...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Well, I had to go from the personal pronoun to the royal we because I didn't get noticed, we got noticed.



And it wasn't the Politics Forum that did it!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I was surprised at the frequency of "fleshlight".
I hadn't realized Query had written so many stories.

 

[Lancecastor]

"Women seem to have a preference for BDSM, NonConsent/Rape, NonHuman."

They could have just asked me instead of reading 300,000 stories.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was surprised "sucking an AIDS dick" wasn't in that scatter chart. Disappointed even.

 

[Laurel]

You're behind! We retweeted that weeks ago
https://twitter.com/Cosmopolitan/status/559802963372548096

 

[Laurel]

We were in the Guardian last week
https://twitter.com/Literotica_com/status/566602293542285312

and on Mikandi
https://twitter.com/Literotica_com/status/566087751242481664

 

[unregistered]

 

[snugglestruggle]

We were in the Guardian last week
https://twitter.com/Literotica_com/status/566602293542285312

and on Mikandi
https://twitter.com/Literotica_com/status/566087751242481664

I just hope Heather Hoffman is one of the new peeps for Yates sake.

 

[parodyluvr75]

"Women seem to have a preference for BDSM, NonConsent/Rape, NonHuman."

They could have just asked me instead of reading 300,000 stories.

All three together make me think alien abductions.

 

[Lancecastor]

We were in the Guardian last week
https://twitter.com/Literotica_com/status/566602293542285312

and on Mikandi
https://twitter.com/Literotica_com/status/566087751242481664

Did you ever think you'd be a mainstream media reference?