Turn off for guys

[Abner Devereaux]

Smoking

Tattoos

Being Rude

 

[southerntierguy]

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[strawberryangel]

*sitting down and finding all this interesting*

 

[southerntierguy]

This is a humorous piece but I thought it was very appropriate here! Hope ya'll enjoy...

Man's Response to Women:

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take a quiz together.
No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.

Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!

ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color.

We don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Crying is blackmail.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.

If it itches, it will be scratched.

What the heck is a doily?

Some of these are SO true.

(1) "Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days." I've changed from 5 years ago, so why should what I did 8 years ago be brought up for support in an argument? And why should something my great-grandmother did 8 years ago ever be used against me?

(2) "Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do." Yup, I'm tired of hearing people whine at work ... please help me to escape from it when I'm home, don't add to it.

(3) "Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!" And especially, if you don't come right out and tell me what you want, don't penalize me later when I didn't get the hint!

(4) "If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle." Reminds me of Homer Simpson: "When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means EVERYTHING'S wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!" I think I try to cut people slack on this, but I do think it's funny. Just, let's not turn one problem into the downfall of the human race, at least not on a DAILY basis. I'm glad to help with one problem, even if it seems big ... I can't rid the world of all pestilence and famine, however.

 

[luvnwomen]

teasing with no chance to go forward

snobs

 

[Stryderthorongil]

teasing with no chance to go forward

snobs

Have to disagree, teasing is never a turnoff. I flirt right back and promise nothing.

 

[WyldBreeze]

*sitting down and finding all this interesting*

*sits next to Angel to compare notes* Interesting thread, don't you think, Angel?

 

[rcfstl]

The unwillingness to learn anything new.
Arrogance
Stupidity