Turkey Day Collaboration

[bashfull]

Howdy, Ya'll.

Thought it would be fun to have everyone contribute to a Turkey Day story. Kinda along the lines of:

"Man makes dinner. Stuffs turkey (yes, that kind of stuffing!). Man then "bastes" turkey. Man makes own gravy"

 

[neonlyte]

Howdy, Ya'll.

Thought it would be fun to have everyone contribute to a Turkey Day story. Kinda along the lines of:

"Man makes dinner. Stuffs turkey (yes, that kind of stuffing!). Man then "bastes" turkey. Man makes own gravy"

Don't knock it bashful - stuffing the turkey is the closest some folk here get.

I suspect most will be too busy NaNo-ing or writing Winter comp entries.

 

[bashfull]

Don't knock it bashful - stuffing the turkey is the closest some folk here get.

I suspect most will be too busy NaNo-ing or writing Winter comp entries.

Hey, not there's anything wrong with stuffing a turkey! I mean, if you're into that type of thing...

 

[Honey123]

Hey, not there's anything wrong with stuffing a turkey! I mean, if you're into that type of thing...

Stuffing a turkey is fine...but where does the lady cum into it?

 

[bashfull]

Stuffing a turkey is fine...but where does the lady cum into it?

Hmmm...creates some new applications for the leg, doesn't it?

 

[neonlyte]

Stuffing a turkey is fine...but where does the lady cum into it?

Personally - I always get a hen turkey.

 

[Honey123]

Ever hear of a Turducken?

 

[entitled]

Ever hear of a Turducken?

Isn't that the one floater that never flushes down the first time?

 

[Honey123]

Isn't that the one floater that never flushes down the first time?

ROFLMAO!!!

NO!

It's a chicken in a duck in a turkey

 

[entitled]

ROFLMAO!!!

NO!

It's a chicken in a duck in a turkey

*snickers* Gotcha.

That's an awful lot of meat, but worth it, from what i've been told. The duck keeps everything else really moist.

 

[Guest]

Ever hear of a Turducken?

never have...interesting!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

ROFLMAO!!!

NO!

It's a chicken in a duck in a turkey

I've heard of it, and it always struck me as really obscene.

I mean, have some respect for your food! Isn't there something terribly sick about stuffing these corpses together to make an edible daisy chain?