TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[SpeareChucker]

Good morning!

May there be many more.



I've never seen the show or read the books. I don't know, I don't care.

I'm so fawkin' DEPLORABLE!

 

[bellisarius]

Mornin' BT. BBQ? Now there's something I haven't had in a while. *scribbles on shopping list*

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I need to call the Mother of Wat here shortly to see what her plans are for today.


We had mentioned a visit to see her grandcats.


Perhaps she will not go to see her imam this Palm Sunday.


But the hootin'-n-hollerin' should commence across the alley in a couple of hours.


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[SpeareChucker]

Praise be to the sweet, soon-to-be-condemned Jesus...


Can't say he wasn't warned.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Mornin', B~T!!!


Glad the B-day festivities worked out so well.


I would have guessed BBQ to be a holler staple . . . .



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[SpeareChucker]

There goes the satellite reception.


It's floodin' down in Texas
All the telephone lines are down...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The fucking rat was scratching a flea, and before I got set . . . .







Cawk-suckuh!!!



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[SpeareChucker]

It is snap shooting...


It ain't the range and a set target.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Thanks SC

Not only were the ribs great, the lemon wings were outstanding. There will be more visits there. We tried a couple of appetizers, one of which was nachos topped with pulled pork, cheese, jalapeno peppers and a hint of salad type fixins.

 

[bellisarius]

So you're saying they'll never make it in the Vegan registry huh?

 

[SpeareChucker]

That's Tuesday evening buffet in these here parts.


Throw in a few taco shells

~ and we're ~​

puttin' on the Ritz
just like Taco!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Nope, and he's prolly okay with that. He's a bit out of the way, which will either make him a destination eatery for the river runners and other naturist type tourists as well as locals, or make it difficult for him to make a go of it. I'm hoping the tourist season is very good to him.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

This is Urban Sniping.


It ain't doot doot doot lookin' out mah back door.


Besides, ain't been to Illinois lately . . . .


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[SpeareChucker]

So bull squirrel turns to mama squirrel and says...

Baby, I'm just not going out on that limb.
There's a man down there,
Might be armed...

I dunno!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He ain't see me.


I guess the flea quit bitin'.


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[SpeareChucker]

Mama says to Bull squirrel...


GET OFF YOUR BACK!

PT! Good for you! Good for me!!!

 

[Bidin~Time]

This may get me thread-banned, but here goes. I like sitting on the porch and listening to the squirrels chatter. I don't mind them being around, but I suppose if they looked to my attic as a home, and not the plethora of treetops at their disposal, I might feel differently.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[SpeareChucker]

Squirrel love???



BANISH THE WENCH!

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[Wat_Tyler]

I reckon not . . . .



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[Bidin~Time]

Yes, there I go, pushing the thread boundaries...again

 

[SpeareChucker]

What's the world coming to when you can't enjoy a decent banishment?


I suppose stake burning is out the back door too.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The pushed envelope of inclusiveness.



What's the world coming to???



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[SpeareChucker]

You can talk up Chevys.

Occasionally you can praise an F150.



But never, ever can you laud a furry-tailed tree rat.
They are the devil's idle hands. Praise JESUS!!! Leave the little martyrs to Allah...

 

[Bidin~Time]

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