TSCLT 5.0:The Hemi Dungeon Powered By Bacon

[Que]

When the phone rings and I answer, only to be told, "I thought you was dead". Nope, says I, "I just checked and I have a pretty strong pulse."

It was a wrong number.

Why was <sic> they calling a dead woman's phone number?

 

[Bidin~Time]

The caller asked for someone who also has a family member's first name.

 

[thør]

The caller asked for someone who also has a family member's first name.

Are they sending flowers?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

All praises to Allah that Bidin is still wiff us.


Back up hyah in the hill country. Checking up on some shit online. Things are normal here at the house - whatever that is. The dogs are happy. My clothes fascinated them. Must be Fresh Cat Smell.


My nephew was on the local news on one of those Make-news-slow news day pieces about Holiday Travel. He was clean and articulate - and looking kinda hunky, Ah reckon.


It was a woman reporter, so go figure . . . .

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[Bidin~Time]

Are they sending flowers?

someone should, wouldn't you think so?



p.s. thanks to Mr. Wat

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Mom told me she wants a silver necklace for her b-day.


I hunted down what I think is a nice one and it's one the way.


Bitch better like it. Maybe I'll get her a few flowers, too.


Off to hit the rack . . . .


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[thør]

someone should, wouldn't you think so?

It would be the right thing to do.

Even for a left winger!

 

[Bidin~Time]

It would be the right thing to do.

Even for a left winger!

right is right even if it's left. right?

 

[thør]

right is right even if it's left. right?

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Lol... I bet queball isn't lovin it!!!!





If he wasn't suuuuuuuch a condescending douche whenever someone even has the simplest of spelling or grammar errors, I wouldn't call him out so..

It is fun tho..

You can laugh now, but I suspect at least one of Queerbait's batch of holiday weekend shitpisting alts will be assigned specifically to dog you.

Teh #AspieBrain Is Not Mocked!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Monday!!!


It'll be a lovely autumn day here in hill country today. And there will be plenty of doors to install and all manner of shit like that to do. At least it'll be warm and pleasant.


Miss Peacock got home safely last night. She texted. Wat wonders about fellow traveler road warrior types and whether they arrive safely. I was asleep, but when I woke up to pee, there was the text. Praises to Allah, and so on and so forth.


The coffee is gittin' 'er done . . . .

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[Wat_Tyler]

Slow morning.


Nothing special here or elsewhere.


There's a rumor that weasels are afoot.


Off to see the little beggars . . . .

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[Endrura]

When the phone rings and I answer, only to be told, "I thought you was dead". Nope, says I, "I just checked and I have a pretty strong pulse."

It was a wrong number.

[/QUOTE]

This made me laugh way too hard Thank-you for making my day better.


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[Bidin~Time]

You're most welcome, Ms. Edrura. But truly, I can't take credit for callers of wrong numbers.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home. Grazing on the pizza I got on the way here.


Apparently, we're shutting down the job at 12 noon on Wednesday the twenty wonth. Works for me. Might even be able to get home by sunset, insh'Allah.


Each of the gossip connections texted today to tell me how much she liked the other one. Now, are they telling me the truth or is it code for "make sure she's the next person you terminate with extreme prejudice."


One can never be too sure.

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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Tuesday!!!


Looks like I get a cold T-giving day at home. It'll be warmer here than there, according to the Genius Prognosticators of Clouds-n-Sun. I guess we'll see, but it would have been nicer if it was to be nicer.


More trim today. Just another day cuttin' wood and gunnin' nails. Easy enough.


It'd be nicer if I was working on the south side of the building.

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[Wat_Tyler]

Coffee-n-stuff . . . .


The fun never stops.


Really . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

If a traveler does not meet with one who is better or equal, let one firmly travel alone; there is no companionship with a fool.

Even if she has huge bazongas . . . .


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[bellisarius]

Morning Wat.

It's a busy 'get ready to hit the road' day for me. A couple of car maintenance items to check off, tank up, and a few minor items to be bought. Plan to be on the road by 5 AM tomorrow so maybe I'll miss the worst part of the crowd that gets off work at noon.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Travels and drive safely. Damn it. No getting killed-r-maimed. That wouldn't be any fun any more.


As part of the Worst who get off at noon tomorrow, we salute you.


Which reminds me, I have to go to the bank today to deposit my ill-gotten class action lawsuit settlement gains. Did I mention how I love my criminal bank? They keep sending me money.


Looks like time to get ready to go see these fucking weasels . . . .

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[Endrura]

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[Wat_Tyler]

Gotta give these weasels a good eye-ballin' . . . .


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[bellisarius]

Happy weaseling.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Safe travels for those traveling. As we say here in the hills, Watch for critters.